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Re: 2019 NFL Thread v. Mr. Big Chest on the trade block
« Reply #70 on: February 22, 2019, 01:34:49 PM »


You see what Harrison said on one of those Fox shows?  He wanted to hate Tom but Tom won him over with his leadership and hard work.

Yep.  Plus, Kraft promised Harrison the hook-up at his favorite massage parlor.  Happy Endings for Everybody!! :P

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Re: 2019 NFL Thread v. Mr. Big Chest on the trade block
« Reply #71 on: February 22, 2019, 01:38:16 PM »
I think Harrison had his own pad he could go to and shot guns as well.  Yeah, I know, a double entendre. :lol
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Re: 2019 NFL Thread v. Mr. Big Chest on the trade block
« Reply #72 on: February 22, 2019, 01:40:12 PM »
We (Texans) need to add O-Line. Watson was sacked 60+ times last year. Some of that was his fault. A bad O-Line will get you 40+ Sacks. Not throwing the ball away when you're supposed to will get you a lot of sacks. A special combination of both gets you 60+.

I long for the days of 2010-2012 when we had the best O-line unit in the league and we propelled Arian Foster to superstardom.

We finally have a QB, and we need to protect him.

A Secondary would also be nice, since Jonathan Joseph is very old, and Kareem Jackson is our only other good corner.

I wholeheartedly agree with you on all points, and it's nice to no longer be the lone Texans fan on the forum. :)

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Re: 2019 NFL Thread v. Mr. Big Chest on the trade block
« Reply #73 on: February 22, 2019, 02:47:16 PM »
Love it, couldn’t happen to a better organization.

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Re: 2019 NFL Thread v. Mr. Big Chest on the trade block
« Reply #74 on: February 23, 2019, 07:34:56 AM »
I can see the NFL coming out with a punishment quite harsh on something like this.  Probably 4-8 games where the networks are not allowed to show him while in his suite.
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« Reply #75 on: February 23, 2019, 07:37:01 AM »
 :lol

It will be like Isray.  6 games he can't associate with the team and a hefty fine.
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Re: 2019 NFL Thread v. Mr. Big Chest on the trade block
« Reply #76 on: February 23, 2019, 11:42:27 AM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: 2019 NFL Thread v. Mr. Big Chest on the trade block
« Reply #77 on: February 23, 2019, 12:35:52 PM »
Oh my I wish I had the time to re-post all the hilarious memes I’m seeing about this :rollin. The ones involving Brady especially.

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Re: 2019 NFL Thread v. Mr. Big Chest on the trade block
« Reply #78 on: February 23, 2019, 12:40:18 PM »
Like this one:


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Re: 2019 NFL Thread v. Mr. Big Chest on the trade block
« Reply #79 on: February 23, 2019, 12:44:58 PM »
:lol

It will be like Isray.  6 games he can't associate with the team and a hefty fine.
That seems like the sensible approach. Don't have much faith in the league acting sensibly, though.
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Re: 2019 NFL Thread v. Mr. Big Chest on the trade block
« Reply #80 on: February 23, 2019, 12:54:36 PM »
Like this one:



I'd take a table shower with a Happy Ending from ..er..that!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #81 on: February 23, 2019, 04:31:11 PM »
:lol

It will be like Isray.  6 games he can't associate with the team and a hefty fine.
That seems like the sensible approach. Don't have much faith in the league acting sensibly, though.

Oh, I agree with you.  I don't trust the owners.  It's like watching a reality show.
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Re: 2019 NFL Thread v. Mr. Big Chest on the trade block
« Reply #82 on: February 23, 2019, 07:44:13 PM »
Rumor is, Kraft is NOT the "most recognizable name" caught up in that sting, either. 

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« Reply #83 on: February 23, 2019, 07:49:12 PM »
Movie star maybe.

Awe hell, TMZ already knows.
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Re: 2019 NFL Thread v. Mr. Big Chest on the trade block
« Reply #84 on: February 23, 2019, 08:42:11 PM »
Rumor is, Kraft is NOT the "most recognizable name" caught up in that sting, either.

I saw that the ex- president and COO of Citigroup was caught as well. Wtf is it with these uber rich guys slumming in a 70 buck rub and tug?

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« Reply #85 on: February 23, 2019, 08:43:19 PM »
IDK, dinner cost close to that and I'm looking for a tug. :lol
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Re: 2019 NFL Thread v. Mr. Big Chest on the trade block
« Reply #86 on: February 23, 2019, 09:03:00 PM »
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« Reply #87 on: February 25, 2019, 12:23:05 PM »
Huh; if I heard this press conference about Kraft correctly, one of the times he was in the spa getting "paid services", it was the morning of the AFC Championship game.  Seems unlikely, no?  Not impossible, but unlikely.

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« Reply #88 on: February 25, 2019, 12:34:20 PM »
Huh; if I heard this press conference about Kraft correctly, one of the times he was in the spa getting "paid services", it was the morning of the AFC Championship game.  Seems unlikely, no?  Not impossible, but unlikely.

I heard something similar to this, didn't say that morning but in very close timing to the Chiefs game.  And he also made it to the Oscars party over the weekend, so he clearly can get around quickly.

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« Reply #89 on: February 25, 2019, 12:56:06 PM »
Get around.


No kidding. :lol
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« Reply #90 on: February 25, 2019, 01:52:07 PM »
He left the AMP at 11:14. He could have been in KC 4 hours later, but with two hours gained from going back in time. He was likely in his suite by 1400 feeling quite relaxed and ready for a scotch.
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« Reply #91 on: February 25, 2019, 02:24:54 PM »
Right.  Valve release.   A little stress disappears with a tug.
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« Reply #92 on: February 25, 2019, 02:31:52 PM »
What was more relief, the pre game tug or that his team won the game?  :lol

As funny as it all is for us plebs to laugh at a billionaire getting busted for something so ridiculous, the reality is I dont understand why a rub and tug is illegal.  Might help solve some of that human trafficking if people didn't need to be trafficked to do those jobs.  Might be a convo for P&R side.

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« Reply #93 on: February 25, 2019, 02:40:21 PM »
As funny as it all is for us plebs to laugh at a billionaire getting busted for something so ridiculous, the reality is I dont understand why a rub and tug is illegal.  Might help solve some of that human trafficking if people didn't need to be trafficked to do those jobs.  Might be a convo for P&R side.
I've long maintained that HMOs should be providing that service (blowjobs, actually), which would save them tons of money in the long run. Stress kills.
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« Reply #94 on: February 25, 2019, 02:47:06 PM »
How many less murders would happen it thr other trigger was pulled.   Lol
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« Reply #95 on: February 25, 2019, 03:08:44 PM »
Am I the only one who thinks the notion of the NFL taking disciplinary action against Kraft -- much less the team -- is beyond silly?
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« Reply #96 on: February 25, 2019, 03:17:29 PM »
Why is it silly?  The rule book applies to ownership as well.  I guess if you think the rules shouldn't apply to them, then maybe thats something worthy of debate, but as of now, it seems like it's perfectly in line with how the NFL does things to give him a suspension or fine which in itself is silly, but at least they have a standard with it from suspending Irsay a few years ago.

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« Reply #97 on: February 25, 2019, 03:18:24 PM »
Am I the only one who thinks the notion of the NFL taking disciplinary action against Kraft -- much less the team -- is beyond silly?
The punishment will be against Kraft and not the team.* The league has generally come down on owners for acting a fool and Bob should be no different. The Colts' drunken owner was a recent example. They'll fine him and have him stay away from games for a few weeks. As for whether or not they should, there should definitely be a code of conduct precluding conduct detrimental to the league. This would qualify. At the same time the NFL's conduct for the last 10 years also qualifies, so I'd say probably not.


*That's how it is supposed to work. The reality is that there's no rhyme or reason to anything the league does anymore. They could ban him for six games, they could ignore the whole thing, or they could suspend Brian Hoyer for four games. Who knows anymore.
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« Reply #98 on: February 25, 2019, 03:22:29 PM »
The funny thing is the penalty will be Goodell gauging the outrage of the other owners.


I bet they won't complain too much since they all have skeletons in their closets as well. 
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« Reply #99 on: February 25, 2019, 03:41:03 PM »
I bet they won't complain too much since they all have skeletons in their closets as well.

I'm not certain of that. Do a lot of them have skeletons? Certainly. But I doubt that it's league-wide.
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« Reply #100 on: February 25, 2019, 03:42:34 PM »
Kraft has nothing to do with running the team, so any suspension will mean nothing, and fining him x-number of dollars will be liking fining one of us 10 dollars, so this will be a big nothing, other than the embarrassment he may or may not feel.

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« Reply #101 on: February 25, 2019, 03:46:23 PM »
I bet they won't complain too much since they all have skeletons in their closets as well.

I'm not certain of that. Do a lot of them have skeletons? Certainly. But I doubt that it's league-wide.

Don't be so naive.   I'm not saying every one.  Power men think differently than we do.

Kraft has nothing to do with running the team, so any suspension will mean nothing, and fining him x-number of dollars will be liking fining one of us 10 dollars, so this will be a big nothing, other than the embarrassment he may or may not feel.

Yup.  Slap on the wrist. Half mil and 6 to 8 games.  Which is nothing to them. 
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Re: 2019 NFL Thread v. Mr. Big Chest on the trade block
« Reply #102 on: February 25, 2019, 03:54:56 PM »
I am looking forward to see the fun team names next year referring to this in Fantasy Ball.

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« Reply #103 on: February 25, 2019, 03:57:36 PM »
 :biggrin:


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« Reply #104 on: February 25, 2019, 07:15:03 PM »
As hysterical as this whole scenario has been, I still can't come close to wrapping my head around a billionaire getting a handy at a massage parlor. It's just not computing. Is this the billionaire equivolent of slumming or something?