Charbucks (Tarbucks, whatever) coffee is easily the single most offensive coffee in the history of bad coffee. Imagine if you will: A dump truck full of fresh coffee beans leaves Miami. It drives to Seattle. The entire time, the dump truck is spewing exhaust all over its open-air load of beans (aka "city roast"). When it reaches Seattle, it is roasted a full four hours longer than it should be, ground up, packaged, and sent out to their locations on every block of every major city in the country. The location receives it, brews it, and lets is sit in an unwashed carafe on a hot plate for ten hours before it is allowed to be served to any customers. That's how truly fucking vile their coffee is.