Author Topic: Explain a Concept Album Plot Badly... (Read 6155 times)

lonestar · « **on:** January 01, 2019, 09:50:05 AM »

A friend of mine is doing this on Facebook with hilarious results, thought it'd be fun here. I'll start...

Isolated for 18 years, it only takes a few weeks for this man to find out the world sucks.

And go!!!

MirrorMask · « **Reply #1 on:** January 01, 2019, 09:51:54 AM »

Dude goes to see an hypnotherapist to find out he was a girl murdered by the hypnotherapist himself.

Oh, spoilers I guess.

Crow · « **Reply #2 on:** January 01, 2019, 10:12:00 AM »

some guy solves physics

Zook · « **Reply #3 on:** January 01, 2019, 10:31:44 AM »

An angry man rides a horse through a storm before going to hell.

The Walrus · « **Reply #4 on:** January 01, 2019, 10:36:28 AM »

The antichrist goes through an existential crisis over several millennia.

Zook · « **Reply #5 on:** January 01, 2019, 10:37:58 AM »

Quote from: Kattelox on January 01, 2019, 10:36:28 AM

The antichrist goes through an existential crisis over several millennia.

Zydar · « **Reply #6 on:** January 01, 2019, 10:42:42 AM »

A guy finds an out of tune guitar in a cave, plays it in front of some priests. The cavalry comes and assumes control.

(Okay, it's half a concept album).

Adami · « **Reply #7 on:** January 01, 2019, 10:43:43 AM »

Two kids bang and can't get over it.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #8 on:** January 01, 2019, 10:48:08 AM »

If you don't finish your food, you can't have the worst pudding ever and you'll go to bed alone, isolated.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #9 on:** January 01, 2019, 10:51:46 AM »

I don't know what any of these are aside from SFaM and The Wall.

Adami · « **Reply #10 on:** January 01, 2019, 10:53:04 AM »

Quote from: Zydar on January 01, 2019, 10:42:42 AM

A guy finds an out of tune guitar in a cave, plays it in front of some priests. The cavalry comes and assumes control.

(Okay, it's half a concept album).

You consider The Astonishing to only be half a concept album?

Zydar · « **Reply #11 on:** January 01, 2019, 10:55:08 AM »

Zook · « **Reply #12 on:** January 01, 2019, 11:01:48 AM »

A bunch of germs kidnap a group of people, slip them acid, and make them do shit.

Lethean · « **Reply #13 on:** January 01, 2019, 11:27:20 AM »

The UK makes a very bad decision, while at the same time a farmer gets tired of farming and also gets divorced. Both find out that there's no light from isolation.

Anguyen92 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 01, 2019, 11:37:02 AM »

A rich dude's wife passed away. Dude decides to get a robot that is programmed to love him forever. Then once this guy does not like the robot anymore, she gone all Yandere (Japanese term for someone's in love, but is willing to get violent and crazy for the person they love) on the dude and a bunch of those robots decides to overthrow those who control them.

I think that's how I recall the plot from what I read the synopsis on.

RoeDent · « **Reply #15 on:** January 01, 2019, 11:48:58 AM »

Quote from: lonestar on January 01, 2019, 09:50:05 AM

Isolated for 18 years, it only takes a few weeks for this man to find out the world sucks.

Subterranea?

Crow · « **Reply #16 on:** January 01, 2019, 11:52:17 AM »

the world is made of souls so some dude destroys it and kills everyone

The Walrus · « **Reply #17 on:** January 01, 2019, 11:58:33 AM »

Sailor gets turned into a bird, falls in love with a river fairy, and fights his former crew when he discovers an indigenous tribe.

TAC · « **Reply #18 on:** January 01, 2019, 12:01:02 PM »

Oh I get it. For some reason I was thinking this was a post by post plot building thread.

lonestar · « **Reply #19 on:** January 01, 2019, 12:05:33 PM »

Quote from: RoeDent on January 01, 2019, 11:48:58 AM

Quote from: lonestar on January 01, 2019, 09:50:05 AM
Isolated for 18 years, it only takes a few weeks for this man to find out the world sucks.

Subterranea?

Mladen · « **Reply #20 on:** January 01, 2019, 01:54:44 PM »

Rats come in and ruin a couple's love.

TAC · « **Reply #21 on:** January 01, 2019, 02:10:06 PM »

Assassin bangs a nun and has to kill her.

Adami · « **Reply #22 on:** January 01, 2019, 02:12:06 PM »

Quote from: TAC on January 01, 2019, 02:10:06 PM

Assassin bangs a nun and has to kill her.

Someone wrote a concept album about Jackie?

twosuitsluke · « **Reply #23 on:** January 01, 2019, 02:13:42 PM »

Quote from: Parama on January 01, 2019, 11:52:17 AM

the world is made of souls so some dude destroys it and kills everyone

Was waiting for a Coheed one

You left out the part about the apparition of the writers old ten speed bicycle though!

Buddyhunter1 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 01, 2019, 02:14:45 PM »

A seemingly emotional and bleak tale about a woman dealing with the social isolation of modern city life turns out to actually just be about alien abduction, maybe

Mladen · « **Reply #25 on:** January 01, 2019, 02:33:11 PM »

Teens cure their depression with sex.

Adami · « **Reply #26 on:** January 01, 2019, 02:56:21 PM »

God has an existential crisis and gets replaced by a machine.

lonestar · « **Reply #27 on:** January 01, 2019, 03:41:23 PM »

Quote from: Adami on January 01, 2019, 02:12:06 PM

Quote from: TAC on January 01, 2019, 02:10:06 PM
Assassin bangs a nun and has to kill her.

Someone wrote a concept album about Jackie?

If it was her then wouldn't the nun kill the assassin?

Also- People try to explain why girl is on bridge.

Adami · « **Reply #28 on:** January 01, 2019, 03:43:37 PM »

Quote from: lonestar on January 01, 2019, 03:41:23 PM

Quote from: Adami on January 01, 2019, 02:12:06 PM
Quote from: TAC on January 01, 2019, 02:10:06 PM
Assassin bangs a nun and has to kill her.

Someone wrote a concept album about Jackie?

If it was her then wouldn't the nun kill the assassin?

Assassin kills nun, then assassin dresses up as nun.

Mindcrime is only half the story.

jammindude · « **Reply #29 on:** January 01, 2019, 03:48:58 PM »

Ya, I figured out OMC, Subterrenea, SFAM, and The Wall, but I wish the rest came with explanations.

Adami · « **Reply #30 on:** January 01, 2019, 03:50:21 PM »

Quote from: jammindude on January 01, 2019, 03:48:58 PM

Ya, I figured out OMC, Subterrenea, SFAM, and The Wall, but I wish the rest came with explanations.

Hmm, in order mine were Remedy Lane and Be.

jammindude · « **Reply #31 on:** January 01, 2019, 03:52:10 PM »

Quote from: Adami on January 01, 2019, 03:50:21 PM

Quote from: jammindude on January 01, 2019, 03:48:58 PM
Ya, I figured out OMC, Subterrenea, SFAM, and The Wall, but I wish the rest came with explanations.

Hmm, in order mine were Remedy Lane and Be.

I should have figured out BE....but the RL one is

Lethean · « **Reply #32 on:** January 01, 2019, 03:54:59 PM »

I'd rather someone else guess mine, but if they don't I'll explain it.

Having said that, I only guessed SFAM, The Wall, and Mindcrime as well.

lonestar · « **Reply #33 on:** January 01, 2019, 04:12:39 PM »

I think Parama's first one is Theory of Everything, and Zydar's is 2112.

Scottish poet talks about drinking too much.

Lethean · « **Reply #34 on:** January 01, 2019, 04:24:56 PM »

Oh yeah - the Rush one was good too.

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