Ayreon: (1) A planet full of people turn themselves into immortal robofish to escape getting killed by robots. (2) Robofish people make humans to get the feels. (3) One of those robofish people kidnaps, torture, and kills random humans to get the feels. (4) A dude hits a tree with his car and starts trippin', but it turns out to be the robofish guy trying to get the feels again (oh, you!). (5-6) Some lonely guy plays some ultra-realistic VR game before turning into a giant space sperm.
Haken: (1) Man finds mermaid, man exploits mermaid, everybody dies. (2) Guy sees his death and decides to go back in time and kill a 9-year old. Whoopsie!
DT: (1) Guy picks up a guitar, ends up overthrowing the entire government. Whoopsie! (2) Guy goes to see a therapist about some crazy dreams, and the therapist cures him of ever having any bad dreams ever again.
Neal Morse: A guy pins a pamphlet to a door and ends up being labeled a heretic. Whoopsie!
Spock's Beard: Doctors Hate Him!!! This guy heals people with this one crazy trick!
PT: Some guy(?) likes his (?) XBOX so much he (?) ends up killing himself (?).
MCR: A kid with cancer dies. More at 11.
SW: A woman who lives alone does some chores and then eventually dies.
The Who: A kid is just really good at pinball. More 11.
Beyond the Bridge: An old man gets handed a Faustian bargain, but plot twist he's actually read Faust!
Jeff Wayne: Aliens invade Earth, but they all die because they forgot Germ-X(TM).
Mastodon: Something something astral projection something something Rasputin. Honestly, I have no idea.
PF: A rockstar does drugs. More at 11.
TDH: (1) A prostitute gets knocked up. Guess she needs to find a new job! (2) To cope with his prostitute mother dying, a man gets a prostitute. (3) The man goes to war and finds his half-brother and dad! Long story short, he poisons one and steals the other's identity. (4) Man, identity theft is hard! Hey, who's that new guy? He seems cool! (5) Turns out that new guy is a blackmailer.