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MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« on: November 18, 2018, 04:53:15 PM »
I got bored of waiting for someone else to make one, so I did it myself.

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DT12 thread
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(Edit: here's a higher quality version without the low-quality corruption around everything)
« Last Edit: November 27, 2018, 01:05:45 AM by IDontNotDoThings »
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2018, 06:20:58 PM »
Don't really know what's happening here, but don't stop :lol
It sounds like, "ruk, ruk, ruk, ruk, ruk." Instead of the more pleasing kick drum sound of, "gzarruk, gzarruk, gzarruk, gzarruk."

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2018, 06:27:07 PM »
Oh boy this is my favorite part of every album cycle.  :biggrin:

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2018, 07:26:14 PM »
Oh boy this is my favorite part of every album cycle.  :biggrin:

Me too! I totally forgot about this!
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2018, 08:48:57 PM »


(A nod to the treasure hunt. :))

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2018, 10:35:54 PM »
And another one.



Maybe Freddy can show us how he gets to the album?
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2018, 12:31:52 AM »
Ahahah, I love this thread. Best way to wait for the album. :rollin
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2018, 02:05:59 AM »
Well, the DISTANCE between us and the album will be smaller and smaller OVER TIME and eventually we'll find it in the stores.

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2018, 10:32:25 AM »
Ha! Great symbolism of all the crap we have to go through between now and then.  Either at work, the Homefront, economic hardships, earthquakes, sicknesses, or many other unforseen occurances. :omg:
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2018, 11:16:51 AM »
I was wondering when this would make its appearance!
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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2018, 12:08:22 PM »
I was wondering when this would make its appearance!

That's what I said about you!
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« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2018, 01:27:46 PM »
I was wondering when this would make its appearance!

That's what I said about you!
Well, here I am!
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« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2018, 01:51:28 PM »
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2018, 02:21:00 PM »
These were always fun but I don't think I ever actually participated, just enjoyed the work of others.

Work is slow today, so gave it a shot:


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« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2018, 03:10:35 PM »
I was wondering when this would make its appearance!

I asked Zydar about it a week or so ago. He said it was too early and he'd start it up after the first of the year.
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2018, 06:08:14 PM »
These were always fun but I don't think I ever actually participated, just enjoyed the work of others.

Work is slow today, so gave it a shot:


Ha ha! :biggrin: Good one!

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« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2018, 07:57:00 PM »
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2018, 02:52:27 AM »
I was wondering when this would make its appearance!

I asked Zydar about it a week or so ago. He said it was too early and he'd start it up after the first of the year.

Yeah, I have done the previous ones before. But I have no problem if anyone else started a new one, so it's all cool  :laugh:

Feels good to know there's a demand for it  :P
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2018, 07:52:31 AM »
Wow that's a deep Porcupine Tree cut there!

Great submissions so far!

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2018, 07:56:37 AM »
Oh boy this is my favorite part of every album cycle.  :biggrin:
Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2018, 12:49:18 PM »
That is awesome, Snow Dog.
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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2018, 02:27:40 PM »
Ok, from a personal standpoint, this thread is already over.

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« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2018, 10:39:23 AM »
:lol
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« Reply #29 on: November 23, 2018, 11:39:31 AM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin Always loved this thread. Perhaps I'll contribute soon if I think of something funny.

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« Reply #30 on: November 23, 2018, 01:09:00 PM »
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« Reply #31 on: November 23, 2018, 01:19:38 PM »
I went a different route. :lol

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Re: MS Paint Thread v. Be the first to get to Distance Over Time!
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2018, 02:07:00 PM »
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« Reply #34 on: November 23, 2018, 02:27:27 PM »
 :lol