Katt's Roulettes & Dragons v. Final Results (finally) - thank you for playing :)

[King Postwhore]

 

[Nekov]

Sent

[jingle.boy]

As I travel my 5 steps my mead traveling horse was startled by a level 3 troll named "Winger." Winger was clipped by my mead horse who was 17 years old and some mead was spilled.

I head north heading for and with a heartache.

I'm sure the King Of The Wolves will come miles away from no man's land, finding the troll hangin' on in a state of emergency but there are better days coming.

... in 17 moves.

[Evermind]

I wonder if I should just continue the path to elimination, go for the yellow spot and send three songs from the same album.

[jingle.boy]

As the King of Wolves moves south, Alithia decides to head north… he’s a treacherous and dangerous King, whereas Shmegland is soft and adorable - posing no threat to Alithia’s course and deceit.  It has been exhausting for Alithia, keeping up his ruse even for just this brief initial period.  He seeks a location to camp so he can relax this masquerade.  He was nearly revealed earlier by Scipline, but luckily Alithia’s weak owl impersonation fooled the simple drunkard from Islay.

Upon reaching the yellow lands (and letting EVERYTHING mellow), he rolls weed from his pouch, then reaches further into his satchel to plan and chart his next move.

<Dungeon Master… I implore you to roll an 8-sided die and give me my result>

[King Postwhore]

Flawless victory.

[Evermind]

As I reach the fork in the road, I see half of my companions take the road south, while Alithia and King of Shmeglands are heading north. As I reached for my weather-beaten lute last evening by the fire, I heard a distinct muttering from a few of my companions. They were shaking their heads and saying "oh no". Perhaps that's a sign I should head north, too.

My score for the next round is 1d4 out 10.

(going for the yellow spot)

[jingle.boy]

"Alithia" takes a long drag, and inhales deeply. He fears not what path Scipline takes, as he's fooled him once already; a second time won't be difficult.  Elite - commonly referred to as Elite The Tardy by those that know him - won't arrive at the yellow camp for days.  From afar, Evermind is seen heading North. He may be of use as a trusted confident, spinning a tale to the others that distracts them from finding out Alithia's truth.

<roll that fuckin die, Dungeon Master>

[Evermind]

As a side-note, as prog-rock tanked and Serious Black got 9.5... I'm going metal route now.

[Indiscipline]

And so they split. Some were given lemons to make lemonade, others oranges to make ... gatorade, the bumbling drunken buffoon guessed.
Pity. The lady paladin was a fine piece of ass, and Scipline of Lagavulin is a man who knows a real woman when he sees one.








OOC: C'mon DM, a focking Spot Check, even with a -15 penalty for drunken state and very tiny dick to spot?

[jingle.boy]

As a side-note, as prog-rock tanked and Serious Black got 9.5... I'm going metal route now.

Yeah, but prog rock kicked all kinds of ass his last roulette just a few months back.

[Evermind]

As a side-note, as prog-rock tanked and Serious Black got 9.5... I'm going metal route now.

Yeah, but prog rock kicked all kinds of ass his last roulette just a few months back.

I know! I sent a lot of it too.

You're probably going to like my picks for this round. I went with songs from 2015.

[King Postwhore]

Sent.

[home]

Wow DnD and Roulettes combined! I should pay more attentions to these boards...

Awesome idea!

[King Postwhore]

Wow DnD and Roulettes combined! I should pay more attentions to these boards...

Awesome idea!

Cross Home and collect $200.00.


Dammit.  Wrong game.

[TAC]

Go directly to jail.

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

I'll move south and south.

Wasting no time, I immediately leave camp, not bothering to see which direction anyone else is going. I've gone my own from the very beginning, why should I change that now? I quickly come upon my first decision in my travels. I quickly decide to head south. I come upon a forest that is unnaturally orange in hue. This is a bad omen. I do not wish to enter this place of foul magic and begin looking for a pathway around, when I notice the King of Wolves in the distance heading my direction. I do not wish to confront him again after what transpired last time. Before he sees me I dart in to the forest. Once in the middle I find 2 pathways, one to the east and one to the south. I head south again, hoping to have escaped notice of the Wolf King. I walk till dark, making sure I'm well outside of the orange forest and make camp off the side of the roadway. A while later I notice Sir Jethro making camp on the other side of the road. I fall asleep wondering what the significance of the orange forest was and why was the King of Wolves so interested in it.

[King Postwhore]

Go directly to the dungeon.

FTFY

[Stadler]

Wow DnD and Roulettes combined! I should pay more attentions to these boards...

Awesome idea!

I haven't seen this many nerds with boners since Rush played 2112 in it's entirety.   

Or should I say:
Nary has this bard seen as many hale Princes and hardy Kings debauched in the face of spirit and gamesmanship, than hence Bards Lerxst, Pratt and Dirk marshalled their wagons across the deep brown plain, singing tales of music, war, and times of freedom lost.   

[The Walrus]

I fucking love you guys

[jingle.boy]

I fucking love you guys

Love me enough to roll that 1d8

[The Walrus]

I fucking love you guys

Love me enough to roll that 1d8

You rolled 6. You got so high you forgot to start a fire before falling asleep.

I maybe haven't read everything in the last several posts before writing this. 

[jingle.boy]

”Alitalia” snores so loudly he wakes himself up, realizing he’s got pasties and the munchies. “Maybe I should start a fire while I’m up.”  He takes a swig of water and eats some dried deer jerky, then falls asleep without starting a fire, hearing the faint howls of animals in the distance as the sun sets.  He sleeps soundly dreaming of heat, ventilation, and air conditions.

[The Walrus]

I was so hoping that was gonna end with "and boning your mom" to fit the avatar, alas... it was not meant to be. Perhaps another day.

[wolfking]

The King of Wolves ventures directly south like Kip Winger on a 17 year old heading for the promised land.  While setting off on this unknown quest he wonders if the king should become the lone wolf to focus on victory and survival.  With many other heading in the same direction, while others circling, the needs for survival are paramount and the only person one should trust is himself.  A man is not a man who needs to follows and while I am the King and lead the pack, there comes a time where he needs to walk his road alone without distraction.  Trust no one but oneself.  I was once thrown to the wolves and came back leading the pack, my time has come.

He stumbles across an orange haze but decides to not take any notice or try and discover what the orange may mean.  To the wolf orange represents sun, which is his enemy.  I am a wolf of the night and must be unseen and hidden.  I stick to the plan and look to find a place to hide and rest awaiting the next part of the journey.

[King Postwhore]

That's what Kings are for.

Dear Penthouse forum,


"It was like no other night.  I was alone on my throne.  I called for mead.  I didn't know 3 jugs would show up.  I slowly took all three jugs in my hand.  Since I was a King, I could handle them and my sword.

The throne was never the same after this night."

[TAC]

TAC, for he is totally lost..

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

As Owl Screech sleeps, he dreams of songs from times long past.......Or is that Sir Jethro across the dirt road attempting to play music in his camp.

Sent

[Sacul]

I'll move downwards, taking the path towards the nearest orange tile.

[King Postwhore]

I'll move downwards, taking the path towards the nearest orange tile.

Thy path to Florida.

[TAC]

I'll move downwards, taking the path towards the nearest orange tile.

Thy path to Florida.

World of the mouse.

[The Walrus]

Jeeze I'm tired. I hope I didn't screw this up.

TAC: 2 spaces south
Sacul: 3 spaces south (challenge: 3 from same decade)
Indiscipline: 3 spaces south (challenge: 3 from same decade)
Evermind: 3 spaces north (challenge: 3 from same year)
Elite: 3 spaces south (challenge: 3 from same decade)
kingshmegland: 3 spaces north (challenge: 3 from same year)
wolfking: 3 spaces south (challenge: 3 from same decade)
jingle.boy: 3 spaces north (challenge: 3 from same year)
Nekov: 4 spaces north
Stadler: 4 spaces south
Puppies: 4 spaces south

[wolfking]

Jeeze I'm tired. I hope I didn't screw this up.

TAC: 2 spaces south
Sacul: 3 spaces south (challenge: 3 from same decade)
Indiscipline: 3 spaces south (challenge: 3 from same decade)
Evermind: 3 spaces north (challenge: 3 from same year)
Elite: 3 spaces south (challenge: 3 from same decade)
kingshmegland: 3 spaces north (challenge: 3 from same year)
wolfking: 3 spaces south (challenge: 3 from same decade)
jingle.boy: 3 spaces north (challenge: 3 from same year)
Nekov: 4 spaces north
Stadler: 4 spaces south
Puppies: 4 spaces south

Now I' m confused.  Maybe I missed something.

[The Walrus]

Explain, and I shall try to help.

(You're not required to take the challenge, but it's there for note. I just need to know when you submit if you're doing it or not)

[jingle.boy]

That’s the number of spots after the fork in the road.

Will send as soon as I get my laptop back online.