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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results II
« Reply #1575 on: November 12, 2018, 06:40:00 AM »
So is that a good score or a bad score?

Bad, second lower tier.  He liked it too much.
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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results II
« Reply #1576 on: November 12, 2018, 06:40:28 AM »


Good... Bad... Al's the one with the gun.

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results II
« Reply #1577 on: November 12, 2018, 07:08:04 AM »
So is that a good score or a bad score?

if I want ice cream or a chocolate or a cake, I fucking have it
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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results II
« Reply #1578 on: November 12, 2018, 07:22:22 AM »
Top 8 with my shitty song :metal
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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results II
« Reply #1579 on: November 12, 2018, 09:10:41 AM »
i mean if you listen to anything enough you'll like it more, that's just how it works  :corn
regardless i see i'm still ending up with a decent enough score

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results II
« Reply #1580 on: November 12, 2018, 09:16:25 AM »
Mother trucker. Seriously?!   :lol
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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results II
« Reply #1581 on: November 12, 2018, 09:22:03 AM »
That's a good assessment of Babymetal, I'll take it. I think it endears to me more cause I love that sporadic all over the place style of metal music the band plays. The band did their own instrumental album of metal jazz that's pretty off the hook.


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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results II
« Reply #1582 on: November 12, 2018, 09:42:28 AM »
Cool top half for this round!

I'm more interested in my result/write-up for this round than possibly any round in any roulette I've ever previously participated in. :lol

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results II
« Reply #1583 on: November 12, 2018, 10:18:51 AM »

I'm more interested in my result/write-up for this round than possibly any round in any roulette I've ever previously participated in. :lol
I actually feel the same. Eagerly awaiting the shit hitting the fan.  :biggrin:

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results II
« Reply #1584 on: November 12, 2018, 10:30:58 AM »
I’m confused.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results II
« Reply #1585 on: November 12, 2018, 10:39:36 AM »
I've already "translated" the scores, Tim. Your 6.5 is a 6.5.

In a minute I'm posting the third batch, all sevens - i.e. the ephemereal "sucking in moderation" category. Those are either apparently good songs I disliked for particular reasons or apparently ugly songs failing to be hated.

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results II
« Reply #1586 on: November 12, 2018, 10:45:30 AM »
 :corn :corn :corn

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results II
« Reply #1587 on: November 12, 2018, 11:07:49 AM »
Turd Round Results, 3 of 4:

jingle.boy - Boston Bruins Blow:

Star One – It All Ends Here:

First Impression: “Do androids dream of electric shit?”

Vote: 7 – Boring as fock, I'd say. It only sucks in moderation because – despite said boredom – No one can deny it's well played and, yes, well sung. The most irritating thing is the completely wrong way to approach its subject, wrong on so many levels. It's so wrong that I'll have to listen to Vangelis' sax theme for a whole week in order to cleanse my ears.


:crypt: Elite - Rich and The Poor Tastes:

Between The Buried And Me – Foam Born (b): The Decade of Statues:

First Impression: “Thank you, now my throat hurts by proxy”

Vote: 7 – I will repeat here what I've being saying for a lifetime about Death. It's such a a pity that an act with chops and imagination worth the absolute elite of progressive elaborate heavy metal have to resort to absolutely comical ways of “singing”. Top riffage, great melodies, top notch songwriting, vocals in need to be internationally banished.


:scio: Evermind - Cockroach Sympathizers:

Nightwish – Song of Myself:

First Impression: “You could fit China's population in the gap between pretentiousness and actual value”

Vote: 7 – Pure aural schizophrenia. A decent (yet banal) musical first part spoiled by one of the most irritating (and devoid of actual talent, don't be baffled) ladysinging I've heard, followed by a beautiful melodic relaxing second part ruined by a machine gun salve of awfully spoken chinese cookies banalities. The pure pretentiousness is simply off the chart.


:metardica: Puppies_On_Acid - West Coast Lost Marbles:

Sunn O))) – Bathory Erzsebet:

First Impression: “I've been raised by a catholic dad and an atheist mum. They BOTH would have forbidden this”

Vote: 7 – Whether you really like it or not (and I chose to believe you), this is a troll submission, but it failed someway. Sure, it's unsignificant background noise, but as such eminently ignorable and causing only mild indifference. Nothing to like here but no real substance to dislike. In a way, it made me rest the ears between other people's growlies.

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results III
« Reply #1588 on: November 12, 2018, 11:15:58 AM »
Okay, that's alright.

The Decade of Statues is honestly the worst song on the album it came from. There's some stuff on there that's both mind-blowing and gorgeous, but yeah, you'll have to deal with the vocals. And this may be heresy on any other forum, but really BTBAM > Death.
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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results III
« Reply #1589 on: November 12, 2018, 11:17:55 AM »
Hell yeah top 4 bois  :metal

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results III
« Reply #1590 on: November 12, 2018, 11:19:36 AM »
TOP FOUR BOIS

i out-sucked Meshuggah, Justin Bieber, and Sunn O))). I'm proud

i knew having a song that you'd hate in about five different movements would do better than 10 minutes of rororo growls, heck yeah

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results III
« Reply #1591 on: November 12, 2018, 11:22:55 AM »
Yeah, I should have sent some terrible black metal indeed.
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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Killing Me Softly with These Songs
« Reply #1592 on: November 12, 2018, 11:29:25 AM »
Parama: Shining - Blackjazz Deathtrance
Cradle of Filth - Tortured Soul Asylum
Strapping Young Lad - You Suck
Sacul: Swans - Mother of the World

hmm yeah

6. This is focking evil punishment
12. I'd rather have my daughter pole-dancing on crack than listening to this. Seriously.
13. I underestimated your powers.
14. Now you send me a writeup about what you like in this song or I won't be able to sleep

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results III
« Reply #1593 on: November 12, 2018, 11:35:01 AM »
I finally make the top 4 and of course it's in the turd round! :lol

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results III
« Reply #1594 on: November 12, 2018, 11:35:58 AM »
It's not really surprising to have those as the last four to be honest, even though Mother of the World is amazing and Blackjazz Deathtrance is quite alright too. Cradle of Filth are terrible and that's a mediocre SYL song if I remember correctly.
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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results III
« Reply #1595 on: November 12, 2018, 11:37:37 AM »
yeah who the heck sent cradle of filth  :lol
ariich? or who's the other person left besides me and dacul

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results III
« Reply #1596 on: November 12, 2018, 11:38:07 AM »
I finally make the top 4 and of course it's in the turd round! :lol

*bites tongue* :lol
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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results III
« Reply #1597 on: November 12, 2018, 11:42:59 AM »
I finally make the top 4 and of course it's in the turd round! :lol

You're the cream of the crap!
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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results III
« Reply #1598 on: November 12, 2018, 12:08:22 PM »
Turd Round Results, 4 of 4:


:ariich: ariich – Sexin'-You-Laters:

Strapping Young Lad – You Suck:

First Impression: “This is focking evil punishment”

Vote: 7.5 – There is only one thing I like in this terrible tune, and that's the punk-hardcore attitude. That would warrant a 8, but said attitude is so coherently carried by the terrible components to give this song a nice purpose anyway. Plus, I won't insult you making you finally step on 8 territory with a crap submission.


Parama - Six Roaming Owls:

Shining – Blackjazz Deathtrance:

First Impression: “I underestimated your powers”

Vote: 8 – This is the poster song for 8: I only like one thing here, and that's the trascendent extreme jazz drums. Anyway, this may be crappy, but you can spot the clear presence of a genius behind the crap, albeit an evil and misguided one. A couple more listens and I may even come to appreciate the second half synth riff.


:metal: DestinyOfChaos - The One Trick Ponies:

Cradle of Filth – Tortured Soul Asylum:

First Impression: “I'd rather have my daughter pole-dancing on crack than listening to this. Seriously.”
 
Vote: 8.5 – The absolute worst vocals in this round, and that's really saying something. Stupid banal teenage evil music for posture's sake. This is not a full 9 only by virtue of thirty seconds of good melody towards the end. Anyway, I feel you could have sent me this one in a regular round without a second thought.


Sacul - Hangmanen Addicts:

Swans – Mother of the World:

Bus Impression: “Now you send me a writeup about what you like in this song or I won't be able to sleep”

Vote: 9 – I'd gladly have colostomy than sitting through this one more time. The last part “could” have some merit, but everything is utterly smeared by too many minutes of repetitive, disturbing, pretentious sweet focking musical nothing. If there's a deep meaning about this, I'd happily like to know. Worst song of the bunch. Congratulations, I guess.

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results III
« Reply #1599 on: November 12, 2018, 12:12:07 PM »
First Impression: “I underestimated your powers”

I'm so glad this was mine  :lol

i can tell from the scores i am very comfortably into the next round so i guess i'll work on picks for that round

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results IV
« Reply #1600 on: November 12, 2018, 12:16:36 PM »
Still couldn't crack an 8. :lol

Anyway glad you hated it at least a reasonable amount.

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results IV
« Reply #1601 on: November 12, 2018, 12:20:23 PM »
also for what it's worth i agree that swans is total freaking trash that hipsters love the hell out of for no apparent reason other than "it's so deep guys" but  :corn

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results IV
« Reply #1602 on: November 12, 2018, 12:26:45 PM »
I mean, I could have sent Swans, but I don't like any of their stuff enough to justify sending it. Also if pre 1996 wasn't banned, sending anything from Swans' Public Castration is a Good Idea should easily get an 11/10 for this round.

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results IV
« Reply #1603 on: November 12, 2018, 12:28:42 PM »
Can't really argue with any of those rankings. You gotta say one thing about Indiscipline, he really knows how to consume and critique crap. Congratulations!

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results IV
« Reply #1604 on: November 12, 2018, 12:31:58 PM »
also for what it's worth i agree that swans is total freaking trash that hipsters love the hell out of for no apparent reason other than "it's so deep guys" but  :corn

My thoughts exactly.   :tup :tup
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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results IV
« Reply #1605 on: November 12, 2018, 12:48:21 PM »
I've never really thought of Swans as particularly deep, as much as Michael Gira wants to make it seem like so, I just enjoy the raw ferocity and the unashamed experimentation. So I'm glad they did so well this round  :metal

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results IV
« Reply #1606 on: November 12, 2018, 12:51:12 PM »
yeah congrats you officially sent the worst song of the roulette
if i wanted to send the absolute worst thing i could think of i probably would've sent Merzbow of course
or Slint - Don, Aman, which is to this day the worst thing i've ever been sent in a roulette and I doubt that will change

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Shitty Results IV
« Reply #1607 on: November 12, 2018, 12:55:02 PM »
I did the math, and here's what transpired:

The Tranquility Old Farts Conference:

jingle.boy - Boston Bruins Blow: 7.8 + 7 + 8.6 + 8 + 7 = 38.4 - WestEndSlut:  :tup, :tup, ProgPipe: :tup*
TAC - The aTACkers: 8.4 + 8.3 + 8.0 + 7 + 6.5 = 38.2 - WestEndSlut:  :tup :tup, MetalHead:  :tup
kingshmegland - King Kongshmegland: 8.6 + 8.0 + 7.3 + 8.5 + 5 = 37.4 - ProgPipe:  :tup  :tup :tup :tup
lonestar - Team Fuck Canada: 8.8 + 7.5 + 6.5 + 9 + 5 = 36.8 - MetalHead:  :tup  :tup, BaroqueWig: :tup
romdrums - Seedy Rom and The Hard Drives: 7.0 + 8.3 + 6.0 + 9 + 6.5 = 36.8 - MetalHead:  :tup, HeroinBop: :tup
:metal: DestinyOfChaos - The One Trick Ponies: 7.3 + 7.5 + 5.8 + 7.5 + 8.5 = 36.6 - MetalHead:  :tup
Stadler - The Hartford Walers: 6.6 + 8.5 + 6.8 + 8 + 6.5 = 36.4 - BaroqueWig:  :tup  :tup*
Kattelox - The Rainbow Warriors: 6.8 + 6.0 + 6.5 + 8.0 + 4 = 31.3 – HeroinBop: :tup*


The Cetaphil Young Turks Conference:

Parama - Six Roaming Owls: 9.0 + 6.8 + 7.0 + 9 + 8 = 39.8 - BaroqueWig:  :tup, WestEndSlut: :tup
Sacul - Hangmanen Addicts: 9.0 + 6.2 + 7.0 + 8.5 + 9 = 39.7 - HeroinBop:  :tup, WestEndSlut: :tup
:metardica: Puppies_On_Acid - West Coast Lost Marbles: 6.2 + 7.7 + 8.8 + 8.5 + 7 = 38.2 - WestEndSlut:  :tup  :tup, ProgPie: :tup
:scio: Evermind - Cockroach Sympathizers: 8.0 + 7.3 + 7.5 + 7 + 7 = 36.8 - WestEndSlut:  :tup, MetalHead: :tup
:ariich: ariich - Sexin'-You-Laters: 7.0 + 7.5 + 7.8 + 7 + 7.5 = 36.8 - HeroinBop:  :tup :tup
:crypt: Elite - Rich and The Poor Tastes: 7.3 + 6.6 + 8.4 + 7.5 + 7 = 36.8 – HeroinBop: :tup
Aefenwelg - The Uhhhh.. Wildcats: 6.4 + 6.8 + 9.2 + 8.5 + 5 = 35.9 – ProgPipe: :tup, BaroqueWig: :tup
:shadowninja: Shadow Ninja 2.0 - Wayward Vagabonds: 7.6 + 6.4 + 6.3 + 7 + 6 = 33.3 - MetalHead:  :tup


As you can see, we have two senior citizens and three young bucks tied up. I know I must have written somewhere the silly thumbs-up would help untie even scores, but fock that. No one has cared about that stupid gimmick, it's deeply unfair and I want more music. Don't like it? Well, I come from the land where modern music and fascism were invented, so there. Hence, in order to determine the playoff grid I need bonus submissions from:

lonestar vs romdrums

Evermind vs ariich vs Elite

I'm even giving you a theme: today the man who gave me a big chunk of teenage dreaming - Mr Stan Lee - has left us. Let's celebrate him with some wonderful touching ballads.

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Pretty Tied Up
« Reply #1608 on: November 12, 2018, 12:57:52 PM »
well congrats to Evermind on his bonus round win

also woo first place overall now  :metal my power of sucking is unmatched

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Re: Indiscipline's Roulette v. Pretty Tied Up
« Reply #1609 on: November 12, 2018, 01:02:00 PM »
Oh good, this will give me more time to come up with something for the next round.