Indiscipline's Roulette v. The Dirty Aftermath

[King Postwhore]

You want me to add a kingdong to the pic?

[TAC]

Nah, I’m good although J Boy might be interested.

[Evermind]

Given my team name, I think this one is fitting.

[Destiny Of Chaos]

 

[The Walrus]

K-LOX is here to bring the cheese all the way to the final round

[Indiscipline]

If the quality of submissions is going to be on the same level of the funnies,  I'm in for an orgy of awesome.

[jingle.boy]

You want me to add a kingdong to the pic?

You want I should text you a dick-pic so you’ve got what you need?

[King Postwhore]

You want me to add a kingdong to the pic?

You want I should text you a dick-pic so you’ve got what you need?

But with the exchange rate it's less.

[romdrums]

You want me to add a kingdong to the pic?

You want I should text you a dick-pic so you’ve got what you need?

But with the exchange rate it's less.

It’s a little looney.

[TAC]

Yeah, but that body looks more like QueenKongShmegland.  I feel bad for the King if that's anatomically correct.   

What's the matter with you? You see a picture of an ugly gorilla with a beard, and you are immediately drawn to the crotch?

[King Postwhore]

Or calling the Queen a gorilla.  I'm telling her.

[Elite]

Right:

Franchise name: Rich and the Poor Tastes

Emoticon:

I'll send whenever needed.

[Indiscipline]

Excellent, thanks Rich.

We start as soon as Bolsters gives me the visa, I guess whenever Jingle's and ariich's roulettes are over. Please correct me if I'm mistaken about the rouletiquette.

In the meantime, we wait for more participants and the missing emoticons/images. The latter are not mandatory, but you might want to know I'm picking one for those who don't. I may also - tomorrow morning - provide some kind of survey/test to keep you all entertained and for me to gauge where you stand on some music aspects.

Sorry for going out of topic, please resume staring at each other's dongs.

[TAC]

The aTACkers

[Elite]

The aTACkers

Thanks for capitalising the TAC, I wouldn't have known it was you otherwise

[romdrums]

💾 This is my emoticon.

[Indiscipline]

romdrums, that's exactly what I would have picked for you.

TAC, you perfectly know what you've dodged.

[Crow]

We start as soon as Bolsters gives me the visa, I guess whenever Jingle's and ariich's roulettes are over. Please correct me if I'm mistaken about the rouletiquette.

nah you can start whenever
once bolsters gives you the go-ahead to make the thread you're good

[Indiscipline]

Gotcha, thanks. I prefer letting Jingle and ariich climax anyway.

Found any kickass owl image for me?

[lonestar]

Here's my emoticon...

[Indiscipline]

Don't be shy, lonestar. You can be more explicit if you wish.

I'm so texting that emoticon to the witch who made me swallow shite in my academy years.

[Crow]

my "do i have to" face

[Indiscipline]

That's adorable. Thank you, man. Good sport.

[Sacul]

[King Postwhore]

my "do i have to" face

I totally here you "harumph"ing.  Lol

[Crow]

never before has a man been so happy to die

[TAC]

Gotcha, thanks. I prefer letting Jingle and ariich climax anyway.

Then that means we can send now because we know J Boy will be premature..

[Aefenwelg]

I think this counts as an Uhhhh.. Wildcat...

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

I think this counts as an Uhhhh.. Wildcat...

[Indiscipline]

Uhhh ... perfect!

As promised, here's a little silly thing to keep you busy and entertained before taking off (btw, for the premature submitters: I'm not starting listening until the bell rings for everybody). You can ignore it (I made you jump through enough hoops) if you want and I'll still love you with the same carnal ferocity.

Stealing WildRanger's thunder, I'm giving you 20 dichotomic questions for the preseason: the answers will be irrelevant for your future scores, but I'm amused by the idea of gauging a kind of compatibility percentage for everybody before the competition begins and comparing it with the final results. Did you really expect sanity entering this?

Deep Purple or Led Zeppelin?
John Lennon or Paul McCartney?
Frank Zappa or Jimi Hendrix?
Ian Anderson or Peter Gabriel?
Greg Lake or Jon Anderson?
Eddie Van Halen or Randy Rhoads?
Steve Perry or Freddie Mercury?
Boston or Chicago?
David Coverdale or Glenn Hughes?
Def Leppard or Bon Jovi?
Adrian Smith or Dave Murray?
James Hetfield or Dave Mustaine?
The Clash or The Ramones?
Tom Waits or Tom Petty?
Bruce Dickinson or Eric Adams?
Nuno Bettencourt or Paul Gilbert?
Pantera or Soundgarden?
Blur or Oasis?
Radiohead or Muse?
Gene Kelly or Fred Astaire?


Monday is my free day.

[Elite]

You forgot the most important one: Mike Portnoy or Mike Mangini?

[Indiscipline]

That wouldn't be a musical question, but a political/religious one.

[ariich]

I'll play! I'll think about a franchise name, but my emoticon is obviously

Oh, and born in '84, so apparently I'm "young".

[jingle.boy]

Deep Purple or Led Zeppelin?  Well, I hosted the Zeppelin discography discussion thread, and tattoo'd the four symbols on my shoulder when I was 18, most here know my answer to those two options.
John Lennon or Paul McCartney?  I chose life over death
Frank Zappa or Jimi Hendrix?  I'll go with the brother, not the weird uncle with the porn-star 'stache
Ian Anderson or Peter Gabriel?  Petey, even though I should kiss ass and answer Anderson.
Greg Lake or Jon Anderson?  Anderson - remembering all of the lyrics to The Revealing Science of God on the ProgNation cruise at his age while baked out of his mind on god knows what with only one rehearsal was impressive as shit
Eddie Van Halen or Randy Rhoads?  Edward for his playing... not his personality
Steve Perry or Freddie Mercury?  It's not kissing ass to answer Freddie... anyone who answers otherwise is ill-informed
Boston or Chicago? - Assuming you mean the bands, and not the cities or any sports franchises?  If the former, Boston; if the latter, anything but Boston
David Coverdale or Glenn Hughes?  Anytime I think of Coverdale, I think of 80s era Tawny, so him
Def Leppard or Bon Jovi?  In support of your bro, I go with Def
Adrian Smith or Dave Murray?  Why can't we have both?
James Hetfield or Dave Mustaine?  Why do we have to chose either?
The Clash or The Ramones?  Punk?  Really?
Tom Waits or Tom Petty?  As a Canadian, I must insist that the better 'Tom' options are "Stompin" Connors, or Cochrane - and I chose the latter (in both cases)
Bruce Dickinson or Eric Adams?  Are they even in the same league?  Dickinson, so long as he never puts his dick in my son.
Nuno Bettencourt or Paul Gilbert?  Nuno wins by an edge for his flowing locks; Gilbert loses for the 70s era headphones he wears on stage
Pantera or Soundgarden?  I chose death
Blur or Oasis?  I chose a second death
Radiohead or Muse?  Disco Metal I guess
Gene Kelly or Fred Astaire?  Fred... cuz Ginger was usually close at hand.

[Indiscipline]

Great news, ariich!

Jingle's compatibility index: 25%, 55% if we factor in honesty and humour.