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Re: Do you put your restaurant dishes back in the dishwasher?
« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2018, 03:45:31 PM »
This must be Tim's fake account.

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Nope. Proof is in the first sentence of the OP.


Besides, my fake account is going to be Dark Shaft Of Wonders.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Do you put your restaurant dishes back in the dishwasher?
« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2018, 03:51:52 PM »
Just feeling creative today King...

Perhaps fumes from my neighbors chemistry experiments have finally migrated into my home and thus my mind.
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Re: Do you put your restaurant dishes back in the dishwasher?
« Reply #37 on: August 29, 2018, 03:56:21 PM »
This thread was already gold.  And then this happened:
You guys have heard of self cleaning nuclear ovens right?  Cut that bad boy on, file off the protective metal piece that locks the oven door during cleaning, and you've got yourself a clean oven and a 600-650 degree pizza oven that will give you crack-crispy crust to go with your cracker-crispy house.

Yeah, but I don't have one of those, and I'm in an apartment. Also I don't understand how an oven cleans itself, so, there's that.  :lol

Ex-employees of Lonestar's establishment have been berated so much that they now live as oven-gnomes that silently come to the homes of our fine forum residents and skillfully clean those baked and caked microbiology experiments with lemon scented tears... hoping against hope to one day make it back into the good graces of our resident Chef de Cuisine. 
:rollin  I can sort of picture Lonestar telling this story to new chefs at Christmas time, sort of like The Grither.
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Re: Do you put your restaurant dishes back in the dishwasher?
« Reply #38 on: August 29, 2018, 04:04:03 PM »
Just feeling creative today King...


No, no.  Take the mantle today.   I'm on vacation. :lol
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Re: Do you put your restaurant dishes back in the dishwasher?
« Reply #39 on: August 29, 2018, 04:05:41 PM »
:arranged:
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

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Re: Do you put your restaurant dishes back in the dishwasher?
« Reply #40 on: August 29, 2018, 04:06:28 PM »
 :lol


Been holding that for the right moment eh? Lol
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Re: Do you put your restaurant dishes back in the dishwasher?
« Reply #41 on: August 29, 2018, 08:00:20 PM »
No I do not. In fact, I collect as many empty or used plates as possible, put them in a shopping cart, bring them all to my car and leave the cart wherever I damn well please.


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Re: Do you put your restaurant dishes back in the dishwasher?
« Reply #42 on: August 30, 2018, 08:35:17 AM »
lol bosk.



I was heartbroken when I noticed that all the Duncan comics aren't in the thread anymore since photobucket took a shit. Had to follow the links and download the pertinent ones so I wouldn't lose them.

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Re: Do you put your restaurant dishes back in the dishwasher?
« Reply #43 on: August 30, 2018, 08:41:49 AM »
???  I still see the ones in the original thread.  (and I have them all downloaded and saved anyway...just in case)
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Re: Do you put your restaurant dishes back in the dishwasher?
« Reply #44 on: August 30, 2018, 10:59:11 AM »
???  I still see the ones in the original thread.  (and I have them all downloaded and saved anyway...just in case)

That's odd, something must've changed. I go to the thread often since it's the source of my Facebook profile pic as well, and I sometimes have to give peeps background on it (I probably owe Edan royalties at this point), and a while ago I noticed they were dead links instead of the pics.