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There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« on: June 18, 2018, 11:19:26 PM »
Apparently, there's a special place in Hell for my (Canada's) Prime Minister: Justin Trudeau.  His heinous act?  Standing up to the bully that is Trump.

For those who don't know, JT said something along the lines of "We're Canadians, we're polite, we say sorry, but we're not going to be pushed around."  For this unspeakable act of defiance, Peter Navarro, a Trump trade adviser, said there's a special place in Hell for JT.

So, what else has a special place in Hell?

For me it's:

- People ahead of you in the grocery line that don't move the divider behind theirs so you can put your stuff down.

- People who film videos in portrait mode and not landscape.

- People sloooooooowly drifting into the left turn lane, stradling it so I can't get by, until they're right near the front then they sort of go all the way into the lane but their right ass cheek is still in my lane.

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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2018, 12:01:40 AM »
Rapists
Pedophiles/child molesters
Domestic abusers

Thats about it off the top of my head. People piss me off, sure. All the time. But 99.99% of the time not to the point where Id wish them eternal pain and suffering. The big three exceptions are listed above, though.

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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2018, 12:35:02 AM »
People who don't return their shopping carts to the corral.

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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2018, 12:56:46 AM »
People who deliver a take that belongs in the P/R forum and justifies it by opening the floor to others to give examples.

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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2018, 01:03:57 AM »
PEOPLE WHO WRITE ALL IN CAPS
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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2018, 04:27:52 AM »
People who load the toilet paper roll so it unrolls from the top (vs underneath).
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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2018, 04:48:31 AM »
Online bullies. 
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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2018, 04:54:42 AM »
People who load the toilet paper roll so it unrolls from the top (vs underneath).

Agreed, it looks better and prevents the unwanted "streamer" effect.  But I'm merciful I'll give them a few years in purgatory.


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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2018, 04:59:18 AM »
People who load the toilet paper roll so it unrolls from the top (vs underneath).

Totally disagree.



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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2018, 05:02:06 AM »
People who load the toilet paper roll so it unrolls from the top (vs underneath).

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Patent-Print-Toilet-Paper-Roll-1891-Bathroom-Art-Ready-To-Be-Framed-/183200639150

This is the patent for the toiler paper roll holder. That is how it was invented. That is the only acceptable way to place the toilet paper. This shouldn't be even up for debate.  :hat
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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2018, 05:14:19 AM »
People who load the toilet paper roll so it unrolls from the top (vs underneath).

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Patent-Print-Toilet-Paper-Roll-1891-Bathroom-Art-Ready-To-Be-Framed-/183200639150

This is the patent for the toiler paper roll holder. That is how it was invented. That is the only acceptable way to place the toilet paper. This shouldn't be even up for debate.  :hat

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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2018, 05:24:52 AM »
People over the age of 17 who still listen to Kiss.

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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2018, 05:26:50 AM »
People that don't clear out remaining time on the microwave after use.

People that obliviously drive in the left lane for miles and miles.

People that walk on the left side of the hallway.

People who get on the elevator before people can get off.

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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2018, 05:27:22 AM »
Rapists
Pedophiles/child molesters
Domestic abusers

Thats about it off the top of my head. People piss me off, sure. All the time. But 99.99% of the time not to the point where Id wish them eternal pain and suffering. The big three exceptions are listed above, though.
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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2018, 05:27:51 AM »
People who load the toilet paper roll so it unrolls from the top (vs underneath).

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Patent-Print-Toilet-Paper-Roll-1891-Bathroom-Art-Ready-To-Be-Framed-/183200639150

This is the patent for the toiler paper roll holder. That is how it was invented. That is the only acceptable way to place the toilet paper. This shouldn't be even up for debate.  :hat

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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2018, 05:30:15 AM »
Might be funny to install a second toilet paper holder and have it both ways.

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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2018, 05:33:37 AM »
Might be funny to install a second toilet paper holder and have it both ways.

Oh man. You read my mind. I was actually considering that at one point.  :lol
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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2018, 05:56:25 AM »
Whoever it is that keeps leaving kitchen cabinet doors open when getting things out.
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« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2018, 06:25:32 AM »
Apparently I've got a PENTHOUSE SUITE in Beelzebub Tower, where I'm going to blast KISS on my 5.1 surround stereo system and pull WADS AND WADS of paper from the bottom of the roll. 

Some of the rest of these, though, I'm down with (mostly the "courtesy" ones; drives me CRAZY when people act like they're the only ones on the planet). 

I'd add:
- people who just put their now-unwanted groceries back anywhere in the store (after putting them in their cart).
- people who don't pull up to the second gas pump at the gas station.
- people who put the milk/cereal/cookies back either empty or with a spit-full of stuff left.
- people who take selfies that are mostly the back of the phone (that they are staring at).   
- people who film entire concerts with their cell phone.

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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2018, 06:30:17 AM »
People who agree with Stadler.
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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2018, 06:32:32 AM »
There's a special place in hell for people that put cats in garbage bags and then swing them into things. 

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« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2018, 06:33:27 AM »
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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2018, 06:34:31 AM »
There's a special place in hell for people that put cats in garbage bags and then swing them into things.

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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2018, 06:36:14 AM »
People who bring their young children to wildly inappropriate movies.

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Re: There's a special place in Hell for <X>.
« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2018, 06:44:52 AM »
People over the age of 17 who still listen to Kiss.

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« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2018, 06:48:34 AM »
People over the age of 17 who still listen to Kiss.

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« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2018, 06:51:29 AM »
People over the age of 17 who still listen to Kiss.

Unfriended. :lol

Ha. The way I see it, the other people in hell will need someone to point at and laugh.  Kiss fans fit the bill. :P

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« Reply #27 on: June 19, 2018, 06:53:04 AM »
I think since we are in hell, they'd want to bump n' grind to some Kiss tunes.
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« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2018, 07:24:47 AM »
I think since we are in hell, they'd want to bump n' grind to some Kiss tunes.

I hear it's "Let's Put the X in Sex" on endless loop.  At least that's what I heard from someone who's been to hell and back, anyway.
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« Reply #29 on: June 19, 2018, 07:37:37 AM »
People who don't return their shopping carts to the corral.

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« Reply #30 on: June 19, 2018, 08:08:26 AM »
Whoever it is that keeps leaving kitchen cabinet doors open when getting things out.

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« Reply #31 on: June 19, 2018, 08:09:44 AM »
People who decide to pull out into traffic that is moving 45-55 mph from a side street......at the last second.....that forces those in the fast moving street to pump the brakes and avoid hitting them. Because it seems like now it's become the drivers responsibility in the 'fast' moving lanes to avoid violently colliding into the idiots that choose to just pull out into the lanes with no concern about the traffic
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« Reply #32 on: June 19, 2018, 08:20:22 AM »
People who walk in groups occupying the whole sidewalk.
People who get to the front of the line without having decided what to order.
People who use comic sans as their font
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« Reply #33 on: June 19, 2018, 08:37:38 AM »
People who use comic sans as their font

Damn, sorry Mrs. Cool Chris, and every other elementary school teacher.

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« Reply #34 on: June 19, 2018, 08:55:26 AM »
Whoever it is that keeps leaving kitchen cabinet doors open when getting things out.

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