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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #70 on: June 19, 2018, 08:52:32 PM »
IDK. Challenge me! :lol
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #71 on: June 19, 2018, 09:07:33 PM »
The Angel & The Gambler by Iron Maiden.

There's some neat ideas here and there, but the song is ridiculously drawn out and overly repetitive. Just thinking about it makes me want to bash my head into a wall. :lol
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #73 on: June 19, 2018, 09:42:12 PM »
The Angel & The Gambler by Iron Maiden.

There's some neat ideas here and there, but the song is ridiculously drawn out and overly repetitive. Just thinking about it makes me want to bash my head into a wall. :lol

Why didn't I think of this???    I don't even agree about the "neat ideas"...that song is just dreadful.   
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #74 on: June 19, 2018, 09:47:04 PM »
The Angel & The Gambler by Iron Maiden.

There's some neat ideas here and there, but the song is ridiculously drawn out and overly repetitive. Just thinking about it makes me want to bash my head into a wall. :lol

Why didn't I think of this???    I don't even agree about the "neat ideas"...that song is just dreadful.

Who knows. I often mix up TA&TG with The Red and the Black, so maybe the neat ideas are in that song. :lol All I DO remember off hand for TA&TG is that damn chorus...
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #75 on: June 19, 2018, 10:25:03 PM »
Anything by Beyonce. The most overrated singer in history. Sure, she can sing, but that means nothing when the songs are god awful.

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #76 on: June 20, 2018, 07:44:42 AM »
Did someone already say we built this city? Because by now, someone really should’ve mentioned it.

I say them open with it and close with it opening for Night Ranger.  Yup.

That's horrific.

I know, right? You'd have to pay me to see Night Ranger.

Damn you.  No.    I've seen them three times (and had to bail at the last minute for a fourth about a month ago).   Jack Blades is the real deal, and as cheesy as it can be, there's something cool about watching Kelly Keagy sing "Sister Christian" live.   

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #77 on: June 20, 2018, 07:53:32 AM »
I'm pretty sure it's illegal in at least twelve states to use 'cool' and 'Sister Christian' in the same sentence   :lol  :biggrin:
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #78 on: June 20, 2018, 07:57:08 AM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #79 on: June 20, 2018, 07:59:23 AM »
I'm pretty sure it's illegal in at least twelve states to use 'cool' and 'Sister Christian' in the same sentence   :lol  :biggrin:

Not if you lived it and had a BIC lighter your hand. ;D
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #80 on: June 20, 2018, 03:21:44 PM »
I did live it, and I have good news and bad news for K Lox.

First the bad news....you can use "cool" and "Sister Christian" in the same sentence.

And with my example comes the good news... Sister Christian is definitely NOT cool.


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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #81 on: June 20, 2018, 03:30:33 PM »
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #82 on: June 20, 2018, 03:42:05 PM »
Edit..Night Ranger f'n blows.

I mean, here comes this band with Ozzy's fill in guitarist paired with Dave Murray's twin brother ln guitars. The lead track is Don't Tell Me You Love Me, which is an absolute cracker. I remember buying the album and it was a pre-Winger Winger experience. What suckage!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #83 on: June 20, 2018, 03:49:46 PM »
If it isn't metal, it isn't for Tim. 

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #84 on: June 20, 2018, 03:54:12 PM »
If it isn't metal, it isn't for Tim.

It's not even that. If it sucks, then it sucks accross all genres.


So I've been making Spotify Playlists by year. This week I've done 1977 through 1984. Let's just say that 1978 and 1979 have plenty of Blondie! ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #85 on: June 20, 2018, 03:55:26 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #86 on: June 20, 2018, 04:03:43 PM »
 :rollin :rollin

Holy shit!!

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #87 on: June 20, 2018, 04:04:41 PM »
 :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #88 on: June 20, 2018, 08:20:20 PM »
I did live it, and I have good news and bad news for K Lox.

First the bad news....you can use "cool" and "Sister Christian" in the same sentence.

And with my example comes the good news... Sister Christian is definitely NOT cool.


Motorin'. Really?? How about Suckin'!

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #89 on: June 20, 2018, 10:45:50 PM »
Edit..Night Ranger f'n blows.

I mean, here comes this band with Ozzy's fill in guitarist paired with Dave Murray's twin brother ln guitars. The lead track is Don't Tell Me You Love Me, which is an absolute cracker. I remember buying the album and it was a pre-Winger Winger experience. What suckage!

You're killing me.  "Sing me away, sing me awa-a-ay, oh yeah!"

The riff for Penny... C'mon.  Adrian Smith would have loved to have written that (and may have; listen to "Back In The Village")

They're just good clean fun, live.  It's not deep, it's not profound, but it's fun.

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #90 on: June 27, 2018, 02:10:48 AM »
"China In Your Hand" by T'Pau.
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We will pay the price, but we will not count the cost..."

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #91 on: June 27, 2018, 01:47:52 PM »
Ed Sheeran annoys the fck out of me. He’s so popular, mainstream radio seems to suggest he’s the only worthwhile artist to listen to.



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« Reply #92 on: June 27, 2018, 05:33:34 PM »
Ed Sheeran annoys the fck out of me. He’s so popular, mainstream radio seems to suggest he’s the only worthwhile artist to listen to.

Quite frankly, with the stuff I listen to on mainstream radio at times, if Ed Sheeran is the only thing worthwhile to listen to and the only thing on radio, I probably listen to mainstream radio more.  I dig the bloke's music.

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #93 on: June 28, 2018, 01:22:41 AM »
"China In Your Hand" by T'Pau.

I quite like that song and I had a crush on Carol Decker when I was young  :blush
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #94 on: June 28, 2018, 01:35:22 AM »
EVERYONE had a crush on Carol Decker when they were young...

Good song, but overplayed to the point I never want to hear it again.
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #95 on: June 28, 2018, 02:05:38 AM »
You're probably right on both points  ;)

Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #96 on: June 28, 2018, 02:08:41 AM »
Is it safe to say that the alternate title for this thread is just "Songs I've heard so many times that I can't stand them anymore"?  :D
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #97 on: June 28, 2018, 03:07:47 AM »
Is it safe to say that the alternate title for this thread is just "Songs I've heard so many times that I can't stand them anymore"?  :D

Some songs were garbage on first listen.

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #98 on: June 28, 2018, 06:19:43 AM »
Life Is Real (Song for Lennon) by Queen. Obvious reasons.

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #99 on: June 28, 2018, 07:18:47 AM »
Is it safe to say that the alternate title for this thread is just "Songs I've heard so many times that I can't stand them anymore"?  :D

Probably, if I hear a terrible song once, but never hear it again, I don't really care. It's when it is repeated on and on and on when it becomes annoying. That said, lifting this song from the 80s soundtrack thread:

I've had the time of my life  :omg: >:( Annoying from the start and not getting better the 14326th time this piece of shit is played.
Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #100 on: June 28, 2018, 07:28:16 AM »
I looked up a list of Chris Cornell's biggest hits to throw a bone toward Stadler and see if there was something good there. I went through over 15 songs. All of them horrendous. How any of them became big utterly baffles me. "Show Me How To Live" and "Doesn't Remind Me" - ugh. Sorry Stads, still fucking unbearable. :)
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #101 on: June 28, 2018, 07:50:24 AM »
I looked up a list of Chris Cornell's biggest hits to throw a bone toward Stadler and see if there was something good there. I went through over 15 songs. All of them horrendous. How any of them became big utterly baffles me. "Show Me How To Live" and "Doesn't Remind Me" - ugh. Sorry Stads, still fucking unbearable. :)

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #102 on: June 28, 2018, 07:57:54 AM »
I looked up a list of Chris Cornell's biggest hits to throw a bone toward Stadler and see if there was something good there. I went through over 15 songs. All of them horrendous. How any of them became big utterly baffles me. "Show Me How To Live" and "Doesn't Remind Me" - ugh. Sorry Stads, still fucking unbearable. :)

Get to a hospital.  You have to have a concussion right now.

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #103 on: June 28, 2018, 08:13:51 AM »
 :lol

Let me suggest this for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMW5jd_Wv2g

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #104 on: June 28, 2018, 08:18:58 AM »
:lol

Let me suggest this for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMW5jd_Wv2g

You have some real hojos to suggest another Cornell song after all this. Unfortunately, I hate it. His voice is so annoying.  :lol
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