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Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« on: June 15, 2018, 05:40:20 PM »
Heart Shaped Box
Black Hole Sun
Someone Like You
Rumor Has It
Winter Wonderland
Bad Blood
Days of Rage
Prophets of War
Titanium
Welcome to my Life
Dog Days
Watering Hole
Creep (STP)
Big Empty
Dead and Bloated
Cockroach King
Rooster
Hollaback Girl

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2018, 06:12:24 PM »
Sorry, but I really like 'Black Hole Sun' and 'Prophets of War'

I wish 'Another One Bites The Dust' by Queen never happened....because it led to 'Body Language' and the LP 'Hot Space'.

But....the worst song is the crappy song that is now in some WalMart ads, that was a 'nails to the chalkboard' decades ago, and now haunts me again.

'You Can Ring My Bell'

(oh, add the 'Crazy Train' intro due to all the 3rd downs at college football games)
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2018, 06:14:08 PM »
This thread has great potential :corn
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2018, 06:16:49 PM »
Slint - Don, Aman :neverusethis:

also shut the hell up Someone Like You is amazing
Black Hole Sun and Cockroach King are good too  :(

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2018, 06:23:29 PM »
How about Threads You Wish Didn't Exist?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2018, 06:25:39 PM »
also shut the hell up Someone Like You is amazing

Sad thing is, I've probably heard it more times than you, and a male Country cover of it several times as well. One of the many joys of working in a grocery store...

I hate that fucking song.

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2018, 06:26:21 PM »
a male country cover of it would totally blow so i can understand that
radio in general is banal as hell and i'm glad i don't have it forced upon me

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2018, 08:30:45 PM »
How about Threads You Wish Didn't Exist?

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2018, 09:48:10 PM »
The Pina Colada Song
The Live song where the fetus crashes to the floor.
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2018, 10:13:57 PM »
Stadler, Lightning Crashes is a great song. :P

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2018, 10:55:21 PM »
Stadler, Lightning Crashes is a great song. :P

I just YouTubed it. Turns out it's one of those songs I've heard a million times but never knew the artist or song title.

I'm with Stadler  :biggrin:
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2018, 10:58:39 PM »
Piggie-backing on my post from the other thread:

Love Shack
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Any song(s) that inspired MP to incorporate growls/gruff tough guy/whatever you want to call them vocals in DT's music.

Sweet Soul Sister

What?? What's wrong with this song?
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2018, 11:05:08 PM »
There is really only one, Life's Been Good by Joe Walsh. That song makes me physically ill.
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2018, 01:18:22 AM »
inb4 any song ever that's had some degree of commercial success, because smash the system and all that.

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2018, 02:40:49 AM »
Slint - Don, Aman :neverusethis:
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2018, 02:46:02 AM »
i think i have a particular distaste for that song because it's dull as hell and overlong but unlike, say, your generic radio pop or rap song, it also thinks it's the pinnacle of high art and just projects this horrendously pretentious atmosphere that it absolutely does not deserve, like, congrats, you... recording a boring guitar line with a bad amplifier and recited a really unpleasant poem over it? what do you want? a cookie? no, go back and write actual music worth the time spent listening to it, god. the 2.0 i gave might've been generous in hindsight, not gonna lie

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2018, 04:21:49 AM »
Mariah Carey's cover of All I want for Christmas. I'd erase that song off the face of the earth even before Despacito.
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2018, 05:44:38 AM »
The Pina Colada Song
The Live song where the fetus crashes to the floor.
Sweet Soul Sister

Dude are you crazy??? The Piña Colada song is AWESOME!!!
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people on this board are actual music fans who developed taste in music and not casual listeners who are following current fashion trends and listening to only current commercial hits.

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2018, 06:51:21 AM »
I forgot a major one:

Do I Make You Proud by Taylor Hicks


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK THAT SONG

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2018, 08:06:21 AM »
How about Posters You Wish Didn't Exist?
people on this board are actual music fans who developed taste in music and not casual listeners who are following current fashion trends and listening to only current commercial hits.

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2018, 08:08:51 AM »
I think we just confirmation that TAC is, in fact, Kip Winger.

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #24 on: June 16, 2018, 08:15:10 AM »
Say what you will but Kip has probably had more women than the 5000 members here combined.
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #25 on: June 16, 2018, 08:15:58 AM »
Definitely not TAC, then... :lol :lol :biggrin:

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Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #27 on: June 16, 2018, 10:20:25 AM »
How about Threads You Wish Didn't Exist?
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #28 on: June 16, 2018, 12:48:33 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #29 on: June 16, 2018, 03:14:39 PM »
But Tim, remember your allergy from the other thread. :lol
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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #30 on: June 16, 2018, 03:49:05 PM »
Yeah, I'm allergic to Kev.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #31 on: June 16, 2018, 05:18:28 PM »
Despacito.

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« Reply #32 on: June 16, 2018, 05:46:39 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: June 16, 2018, 08:00:37 PM »
Yeah, I'm allergic to Kev.

There is no antibiotic for that. :P

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Re: Songs You Wish Didn't Exist
« Reply #34 on: June 17, 2018, 10:59:22 AM »
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