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DTF I'm in need of your collective brilliance!!!
« on: June 08, 2018, 01:30:00 PM »
So here's the deal, at work another sous chef and I are spearheading a recognition program solely for the cooks and dishwashers. It'll be a monthly "employee of the month" type thing, with quarterly big winners. We have the logistics, and the prizes figured out, all we're missing is a catchy name for the award.

So, my request for y'all, come up with a catchy name for a back of the house /kitchen  award. Our hotel wide one is star of the month, and we've also had the "you made it happen" program and "bravo grams"


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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2018, 01:32:18 PM »
You are this month's "Main Ingredient".




OK, I'll work on it. :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2018, 01:33:15 PM »
You are this month's "Main Ingredient".




OK, I'll work on it. :lol

I...actually like that quite a bit.
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2018, 01:33:32 PM »
That's actually not that bad.

I should state that it needs to be on the clean side.

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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2018, 01:36:26 PM »
I should state that it needs to be on the clean side.

Well, shoot.  I was going to suggest "Fargin' Toque Suckers Club."  But I guess that's out now.
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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2018, 01:50:38 PM »
Awesome Sauce Award
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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2018, 01:54:29 PM »
Awesome Sauce Award

That actually gives me an idea.  RJ, what about maybe changing the name each month and using a series of bad chef-related puns for the names, so that one month it's "Awesome-Saucier Award," the next month it is the "You-Sous-Awesome Award," and so on? 
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2018, 01:54:54 PM »
You are this month's "Main Ingredient".

Awesome Sauce Award

These both are pretty good, better than what I can think of

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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2018, 02:06:57 PM »


That actually gives me an idea.  RJ, what about maybe changing the name each month and using a series of bad chef-related puns for the names, so that one month it's "Awesome-Saucier Award," the next month it is the "You-Sous-Awesome Award," and so on?

Great, Now we gotta come up with 12 names?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2018, 02:12:41 PM »
Did someone say puns?

Resisting A Roast
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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2018, 02:28:53 PM »
Your spice is right.

You stir the pot.

You melt my butter.
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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2018, 02:52:56 PM »
You melt my butter.


I should state that it needs to be on the clean side.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2018, 03:05:37 PM »
The "ruined steak"award.

Something that says to the kitchen staff, "Well done."
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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2018, 03:39:07 PM »
Brilliant stuff, keep em coming folks!!!

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« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2018, 04:19:33 PM »
Prep for Success Award!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2018, 05:24:08 AM »
I should state that it needs to be on the clean side.

Well, there goes "Cock of the Wok"

Frying High Again
Fugazier (playing to your Marillion love)
Kitchenaid

I'm guessing you don't want anything that could be shortened to DDD or GGG?   :lol
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2018, 06:51:34 AM »
In Dutch a chef is called a 'kok' (which isn't too strange, considering it's a little like 'cook'). There's this joke that Dutch people are generally really bad at speaking English where one would say in a restaurant: 'thank your cock for the lovely dinner!'.





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« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2018, 09:07:22 AM »
"You've just won one free trip to FLAVORTOWN!"

No?

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« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2018, 09:10:57 AM »
Vice Rear Admiral, Flavortown.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2018, 09:14:43 AM »
Stirsational!

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2018, 02:17:06 PM »
Kitchen Whisperer

You don't HAVE a soul.You ARE a soul.You HAVE a body.
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« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2018, 07:54:21 PM »
Jingle.daughter offers Mozzarhella
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2018, 08:57:44 PM »
I dunno. Flavor of the month?
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« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2018, 10:21:43 PM »
Jingle.daughter offers Mozzarhella

 :lol

I dunno. Flavor of the month?

That's quite good actually. I'll put that in the pile with Main Ingredient.

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« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2018, 10:59:52 PM »
This Months Special
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« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2018, 05:46:55 AM »
Dish of the Day
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« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2018, 06:05:22 AM »
This Months Special

I was thinking that as well. Didn't know how to word it to include "Special".
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2018, 06:32:27 AM »
The Special Ingredient.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2018, 03:57:03 PM »
Hamburger Helper
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2018, 05:17:32 PM »
Very cute...


So "The Main Ingredient" actually was the chosen one. Seems Tim nailed it first response. Thanks for the ideas guys, the pastry chef and I had a good half hour giggle going through them all.


Favorites were....

Kitchenaid
Mozzerhella
Ruined Steak Award
Kitchen Whisperer

Thanks again gents!!! Carry on if you wish...

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« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2018, 06:52:31 PM »
Hell yes!! :metal

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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2018, 07:02:26 PM »
Very cute...


So "The Main Ingredient" actually was the chosen one. Seems Tim nailed it first response. Thanks for the ideas guys, the pastry chef and I had a good half hour giggle going through them all.


Favorites were....

Kitchenaid
Mozzerhella
Ruined Steak Award
Kitchen Whisperer

Thanks again gents!!! Carry on if you wish...

jingle.daughter was pleased to make the honor roll.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2018, 07:47:27 PM »
Well, in all honesty, using 'hella' to two bay area brats is pretty low hanging fruit man. :lol

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« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2018, 08:16:01 AM »
Well, in all honesty, using 'hella' to two bay area brats is pretty low hanging fruit man. :lol

:lol  So true.
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