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DTF I'm in need of your collective brilliance!!!
« on: June 08, 2018, 01:30:00 PM »
So here's the deal, at work another sous chef and I are spearheading a recognition program solely for the cooks and dishwashers. It'll be a monthly "employee of the month" type thing, with quarterly big winners. We have the logistics, and the prizes figured out, all we're missing is a catchy name for the award.

So, my request for y'all, come up with a catchy name for a back of the house /kitchen  award. Our hotel wide one is star of the month, and we've also had the "you made it happen" program and "bravo grams"


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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2018, 01:32:18 PM »
You are this month's "Main Ingredient".




OK, I'll work on it. :lol
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2018, 01:33:15 PM »
You are this month's "Main Ingredient".




OK, I'll work on it. :lol

I...actually like that quite a bit.
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2018, 01:33:32 PM »
That's actually not that bad.

I should state that it needs to be on the clean side.
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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2018, 01:36:26 PM »
I should state that it needs to be on the clean side.

Well, shoot.  I was going to suggest "Fargin' Toque Suckers Club."  But I guess that's out now.
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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2018, 01:50:38 PM »
Awesome Sauce Award

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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2018, 01:54:29 PM »
Awesome Sauce Award

That actually gives me an idea.  RJ, what about maybe changing the name each month and using a series of bad chef-related puns for the names, so that one month it's "Awesome-Saucier Award," the next month it is the "You-Sous-Awesome Award," and so on? 
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2018, 01:54:54 PM »
You are this month's "Main Ingredient".

Awesome Sauce Award

These both are pretty good, better than what I can think of

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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2018, 02:06:57 PM »


That actually gives me an idea.  RJ, what about maybe changing the name each month and using a series of bad chef-related puns for the names, so that one month it's "Awesome-Saucier Award," the next month it is the "You-Sous-Awesome Award," and so on?

Great, Now we gotta come up with 12 names?
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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2018, 02:12:41 PM »
Did someone say puns?

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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2018, 02:28:53 PM »
Your spice is right.

You stir the pot.

You melt my butter.
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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2018, 02:52:56 PM »
You melt my butter.


I should state that it needs to be on the clean side.
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« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2018, 03:05:37 PM »
The "ruined steak"award.

Something that says to the kitchen staff, "Well done."

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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2018, 03:39:07 PM »
Brilliant stuff, keep em coming folks!!!
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« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2018, 04:19:33 PM »
Prep for Success Award!
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« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2018, 05:24:08 AM »
I should state that it needs to be on the clean side.

Well, there goes "Cock of the Wok"

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I'm guessing you don't want anything that could be shortened to DDD or GGG?   :lol
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« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2018, 06:51:34 AM »
In Dutch a chef is called a 'kok' (which isn't too strange, considering it's a little like 'cook'). There's this joke that Dutch people are generally really bad at speaking English where one would say in a restaurant: 'thank your cock for the lovely dinner!'.





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« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2018, 09:07:22 AM »
"You've just won one free trip to FLAVORTOWN!"

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« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2018, 09:10:57 AM »
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I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2018, 09:14:43 AM »
Stirsational!

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« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2018, 02:17:06 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2018, 07:54:21 PM »
Jingle.daughter offers Mozzarhella
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2018, 08:57:44 PM »
I dunno. Flavor of the month?
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« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2018, 10:21:43 PM »
Jingle.daughter offers Mozzarhella

 :lol

I dunno. Flavor of the month?

That's quite good actually. I'll put that in the pile with Main Ingredient.
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« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2018, 10:59:52 PM »
This Months Special
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« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2018, 05:46:55 AM »
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« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2018, 06:05:22 AM »
This Months Special

I was thinking that as well. Didn't know how to word it to include "Special".
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« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2018, 06:32:27 AM »
The Special Ingredient.
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« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2018, 03:57:03 PM »
Hamburger Helper
I didn't know I could handle another 10 inches and it was rough but in the end I'm glad I did it.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2018, 05:17:32 PM »
Very cute...


So "The Main Ingredient" actually was the chosen one. Seems Tim nailed it first response. Thanks for the ideas guys, the pastry chef and I had a good half hour giggle going through them all.


Favorites were....

Kitchenaid
Mozzerhella
Ruined Steak Award
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Thanks again gents!!! Carry on if you wish...
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« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2018, 06:52:31 PM »
Hell yes!! :metal

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« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2018, 07:02:26 PM »
Very cute...


So "The Main Ingredient" actually was the chosen one. Seems Tim nailed it first response. Thanks for the ideas guys, the pastry chef and I had a good half hour giggle going through them all.


Favorites were....

Kitchenaid
Mozzerhella
Ruined Steak Award
Kitchen Whisperer

Thanks again gents!!! Carry on if you wish...

jingle.daughter was pleased to make the honor roll.
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« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2018, 07:47:27 PM »
Well, in all honesty, using 'hella' to two bay area brats is pretty low hanging fruit man. :lol
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« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2018, 08:16:01 AM »
Well, in all honesty, using 'hella' to two bay area brats is pretty low hanging fruit man. :lol

:lol  So true.
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