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Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« on: June 08, 2018, 12:34:08 PM »
Can you give some examples here?

I'm going with Lemon Song by Zep.

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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2018, 12:35:52 PM »
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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2018, 12:54:19 PM »
NIN - Closer

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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2018, 02:00:15 PM »
I'm assuming you don't mean that literally, so "Digging In The Dirt" by Peter Gabriel and "Dick In The Dirt" by Sammy Hagar don't apply.

I'm also assuming you don't mean every song ever put  out by Steel Panther.

Dynamite - The Scorpions
Big Dumb Sex - Soundgarden (though it's a joke). 
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Walk This Way - Aerosmith

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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2018, 02:08:08 PM »
I don't know what it's from (because it has to be from some rap) but the live version of Rocket Queen by GnR on the Tokyo concert is pretty wild
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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2018, 02:10:11 PM »
That's easy. Cheesecake from Night in the Ruts. Over the top raunchy lyrics combined with some of the sleaziest slide guitar you'll ever hear.
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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2018, 02:54:26 PM »
Dirty White Boy - Foreigner.   :P
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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2018, 03:43:05 PM »
I know it's a cover song (not sure who the original is) but when listening to dirty lyrical songs, I always love Metallica's So What

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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2018, 03:44:45 PM »
I can only repeat what I wrote in another thread

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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2018, 04:01:00 PM »
Judas Priest's Eat Me Alive instantly springs to mind.

As does WASP's Animal to a much lesser extent.
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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2018, 04:04:06 PM »
Most people don’t realize how raunchy Rock You Like a Hurricane is.
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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2018, 04:05:41 PM »
Judas Priest's Eat Me Alive instantly springs to mind.

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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2018, 05:32:33 PM »
The Tubes....  "Don't Touch me There"  :tup

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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2018, 06:47:16 PM »
Zappa's I've Been In You?

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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2018, 09:14:12 PM »
Deep Purple "Knockin' at Your Back Door"
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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2018, 10:01:27 PM »
The Tubes....  "Don't Touch me There"  :tup

I love that song!  You don't know where "there" is, but baby...

Zappa's I've Been In You?

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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2018, 10:14:18 PM »
Van Halen - Black and Blue

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« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2018, 11:09:45 PM »
Steel Panther

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« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2018, 01:24:46 AM »
Orgasm Addict - The Buzzcocks
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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2018, 01:43:03 AM »
Deep Purple "Knockin' at Your Back Door"

Good call.

Also, JP's Eat me Alive is very evident, but once you realize that another song from that album, Jawbreaker, is not about a monster.... well, once you've seen it you can't unseen it, or something like that  ;D
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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2018, 01:58:57 AM »
I know it's a cover song (not sure who the original is) but when listening to dirty lyrical songs, I always love Metallica's So What

That would be the Anti-Nowhere-League, who also wrote this classic  :P

(Edit: oh yeah, should probably mention this is pretty nsfw, in case that wasn't obvious  :\)
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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2018, 03:34:59 AM »
Tool- Prison sex  definitely comes to mind

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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #25 on: June 09, 2018, 04:34:14 AM »
Turn Out the Lights by Steel Panther  :lol

I'm pretty sure that song came on in front of my mum once, I quickly skipped it  :rollin

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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2018, 04:36:25 AM »
Judas Priest's Eat Me Alive instantly springs to mind.

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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2018, 09:11:35 AM »
Big Ten-Inch Record - Aerosmith, but originally an old blues tune

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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2018, 10:09:54 AM »
That's easy. Cheesecake from Night in the Ruts. Over the top raunchy lyrics combined with some of the sleaziest slide guitar you'll ever hear.

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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2018, 10:11:48 AM »
Most people don’t realize how raunchy Rock You Like a Hurricane is.

That can be said of almost any of the "Herman Rarebell" lyrics.   I don't know if it was a "translation" problem, or what, but he definitely pushed the envelope in terms of sexual lyrics. 

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« Reply #30 on: June 09, 2018, 10:22:47 AM »
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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #31 on: June 09, 2018, 11:42:11 AM »
I know it's a cover song (not sure who the original is) but when listening to dirty lyrical songs, I always love Metallica's So What

Hah, yeah that was my first thought as well. Especially live performances of So What during the 90s, James made them even more “colorful”.

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« Reply #32 on: June 09, 2018, 12:26:02 PM »
Keep It Greasy so it'll go down easeeeeeeeeeee
Keep It Greasy so it'll go down easeeeeeeeeeee
Keep It Greasy so it'll go down easeeeeeeeeeee




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« Reply #33 on: June 09, 2018, 12:40:32 PM »
Roll it over 'n grease it down
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Re: Dirtiest Rock Songs(Lyric-wise)!
« Reply #34 on: June 09, 2018, 01:24:39 PM »
Cherry Bomb - very naughty song by a naughty all-female group