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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 2 Results)
« Reply #560 on: June 30, 2018, 10:33:48 AM »
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???: __________ ________ - ___ ___ ____ ________ __ ___ _____ _____
???: __________ - ____________
???: ____ ______ ____ - ______ __ ____
???: ________ - _____ _____ __________ ___
???: ______ ____ _____ - ______ _______
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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #561 on: June 30, 2018, 10:34:25 AM »
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Thes sng is are sounds rally nece an I lyke tha sungar

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 2 Results)
« Reply #562 on: June 30, 2018, 10:38:52 AM »
???: ____c_____ ________ - ___ ___ C___ C_______ __ ___ _____ _c___
???: __________ - ____________
???: ____ ______ ____ - ______ __ ____
???: ________ - _____ _____ __________ ___
???: ______ ____ _____ - ______ __c____
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Letters guessed: C

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #563 on: June 30, 2018, 10:59:03 AM »
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Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 2 Results)
« Reply #564 on: June 30, 2018, 11:16:43 AM »
???: ____c_____ ________ - ___ ___ C___ C_______ __ ___ _____ _c___
???: __________ - ____________
???: ____ ______ ____ - __y___ __ ____
???: ________ - _____ _____ __________ ___
???: ______ ____ _____ - ______ __c____
???: ___ ___ - _________y

Letters guessed: CY

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #565 on: June 30, 2018, 11:32:09 AM »
T
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #566 on: June 30, 2018, 11:50:49 AM »
Rhythm (of Life (?))
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 2 Results)
« Reply #567 on: June 30, 2018, 11:55:00 AM »
???: _t__ct____ ________ - ___ t__ C___ C_______ __ t__ _____ _c___
???: __________ - ______t____t
Evermind: ____ _____t ____ - __y___ __ ____
???: ________ - _____ __t__ __________ ___
???: T_____ ___t _____ - _____t __c____
???: T__ ___ - ______t__y

Letters guessed: CYT

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have a nice cup of T
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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #568 on: June 30, 2018, 12:50:48 PM »
Rhythm (of Life (?))

Nope and nope and nope. Not even close.

That one's mine btw.
This first band is Soen very cool swingy jazz fusion kinda stuff.

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #569 on: June 30, 2018, 04:51:21 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #571 on: June 30, 2018, 06:07:44 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #572 on: June 30, 2018, 06:13:21 PM »
tac takes an L and is instantly eliminated as a result. round 4 starts tomorrow

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #573 on: June 30, 2018, 06:16:10 PM »
Sent for Round 4.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #574 on: June 30, 2018, 08:37:29 PM »
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Thes sng is are sounds rally nece an I lyke tha sungar

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 2 Results)
« Reply #576 on: July 01, 2018, 01:20:42 AM »
???: _t__ct___l ________ - ___ t__ C___ C____l__ __ t__ ____l _c___
???: __________ - ______t____t
Evermind: ___l _____t ____ - __y___ __ _l__
???: __l___l_ - ___l_ __t_l _______l__ ___
???: T__l__ ___t _____ - __l__t __c____
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Letters guessed: CYTL

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #577 on: July 01, 2018, 01:48:45 AM »
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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #578 on: July 01, 2018, 01:57:28 AM »
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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 2 Results)
« Reply #579 on: July 01, 2018, 12:39:23 PM »
???: Str_ct_r_l __s_r__r - ___ t__ C___ Cr___l_s __ t__ ____l Sc___
???: _r____r___ - _r_s__t____t
Evermind: ___l S__r_t ___r - __y___ __ _l__
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Letters guessed: CYTLRS

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #580 on: July 01, 2018, 12:42:11 PM »
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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #581 on: July 01, 2018, 12:50:57 PM »
Hail Spirit Noir
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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #582 on: July 01, 2018, 12:52:43 PM »
Structural Disorder - and the Cage Crumbles in the Final Scene



that's an ... obscure pick (that I had to look up as well)
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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #583 on: July 01, 2018, 12:57:41 PM »
i'm gonna tell a secret: i'd actually heard that one once before this round, i almost considered not allowing it too but i didn't remember any of it at all & it wasn't on my list so i allowed it

???: Structural Disorder - ... and the Cage Crumbles in the Final Scene
???: _r____r___ - _r_s__t____t
Evermind: Hail Spirit Noir - __y___ __ _lu_
???: S_l___l_ - __rl_ __t_l __s____l_s Su_
???: T__l__ ___t _____ - S_l__t __c____
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Letters guessed: CYTLRSU

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #584 on: July 02, 2018, 08:18:55 PM »
good hangmanen guys anyways have some first impressions

#1: The key to being both weird and interesting is to pick one style that's notably eccentric and stick to it and explore it fully, rather than pulling in lots of random elements into otherwise "normal" sounding music to try and be "lol so random". This album definitely understands this and it succeeds pretty well as a result.

#2: This and #3 have a lot in common but I think this one slightly edges it out for me by just being a bit heavier while still maintaining competent songwriting and enough little quirks to it beyond that to keep things a bit interesting. Don't have a ton to say about it and I think the ending wasn't particularly strong but I enjoyed this front to back.

#3: I basically already said everything about this one in #2 but it's just, got a little bit less of the qualities that appeal to me in general, but I still liked this one, don't get me wrong.

#4: The key to being both weird and interesting is to pick one style that's notably eccentric and stick to it and explore it fully, rather than pulling in lots of random elements into otherwise "normal" sounding music to try and be "lol so random". This album does not get that at all and ends up sounding like an absolute mess for its first half, but it solidifies into something at least decently compelling as it progresses.

#5: I talk a lot about tropes and how playing too strongly into them can make me lose interest, but that's more when they're tropes I don't inherently like to begin with. And a lot of the tropes this album plays into are not really up my alley, and I've said as much before too, even in this roulette. It isn't necessarily bad but I found this the least compelling to listen to of all the albums, at least #4 was interesting even when it was failing hard.


A bit of a mixed bag this round, I find it really unlikely the cut is gonna come from anywhere other than my #4 and #5 on first listen, but we'll see I guess  :corn

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo and First Impressions)
« Reply #585 on: July 02, 2018, 08:28:17 PM »
I have NO IDEA!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo and First Impressions)
« Reply #586 on: July 02, 2018, 09:43:45 PM »
then i've done my job well

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo and First Impressions)
« Reply #587 on: July 02, 2018, 11:15:26 PM »
All of them, as usual.

Let's have an A!

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #588 on: July 02, 2018, 11:21:49 PM »
???: Structural Disorder - ... and the Cage Crumbles in the Final Scene
???: _r_a__ra__ - _r_s__t____t
Evermind: Hail Spirit Noir - _ay___ __ _lu_
???: S_l__al_ - __rl_ __tal __s____l_s Su_
???: T__l__ ___t ____a - S_l__t _ac____
???: T__ ___ - _l____tary

Letters guessed: CYTLRSUA

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo and First Impressions)
« Reply #589 on: July 02, 2018, 11:48:20 PM »
#2 & #3 are the most logical for the album I sent, because I don’t think the album is ‘weird’ by any stretch, but watch me be wrong and get eliminated. We’ll see.
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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo and First Impressions)
« Reply #590 on: July 03, 2018, 12:06:43 AM »
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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo)
« Reply #591 on: July 03, 2018, 01:17:14 AM »
???: Structural Disorder - ... and the Cage Crumbles in the Final Scene
???: _r_a__ra__ - _r_s__t____t
Evermind: Hail Spirit Noir - _ay___ __ Blu_
Train of Naught: Solefald - __rl_ __tal __s____l_s Su_
???: T__l__ ___t ____a - S_l__t _ac____
???: T__ ___ - _l____tary

Letters guessed: CYTLRSUAB

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. 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Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. 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He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? I ran out of characters THE END CONGRATS YOU WIN POST “I QUOTED THIS TWEET TO FIND THE SECRET MESSAGE” TO WIN A PRIZE!!!
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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo and First Impressions)
« Reply #592 on: July 03, 2018, 01:51:00 AM »
Basically every write-up suggests some kind of weirdness to it

is this what we have come to in Parama roulettes? Anyway mine is probably either #4 or #5, not sure which one though. I prefer the first half of the album so I'm guessing you have the opposite opinion and it will be #4
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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo and First Impressions)
« Reply #593 on: July 04, 2018, 07:18:16 AM »
Solefald by Train. :biggrin:

B is missing in my song.
This first band is Soen very cool swingy jazz fusion kinda stuff.

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Re: Parama's Disastrous Roulette v3 (Round 3 Hansolo and First Impressions)
« Reply #594 on: July 04, 2018, 10:39:52 AM »
Elementary
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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