Joe's dad seems like a smart fella.
My first concert: Michael Penn in 1990. Still like his March CD a lot.
With that first concert, you've really got no business mocking someone else's first concert, Kiss or otherwise.
. I'm happy with my first, but I'd take Kiss in '79 and Asia in '83 in a heartbeat.
Mine was Judas Priest (with Iron Maiden opening) on the Screaming for Vengeance tour. I did see "Sha Na Na" when I was a kid, but it was a family thing, and I think I saw Beatlemania as a school trip, but Priest/Maiden was the first without any parental accompaniment.
First five:
1. Priest/Maiden, Oct. 1982
2. Billy Squier/Def Leppard, Mar. 1983
3. Maiden/Fastway/Coney Hatch, Aug. 1983
4. Yes, Feb. 1984
5. Kiss/Accept, Mar. 1984
(Setlist.fm is your friend.)