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So apparrantly, vagina flavoured-beer is a real thing....
« on: March 10, 2018, 07:57:42 AM »
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Re: So apparrantly, vagina flavoured-beer is a real thing....
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2018, 05:03:58 PM »
Well, it all comes down to what vagina taste this beer provides? Is it vagina fresh out of the shower (which is a delicacy) or vagina after a long hot sweaty day (which was my first ever introduction to it and boy was I not expecting that, lol) but still went to town.

Sadly, with HPV becoming more and more prevalent, I'm much more hesitant to go down town.

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Re: So apparrantly, vagina flavoured-beer is a real thing....
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2018, 07:09:46 AM »
Does the beer come with HPV? 

No one wants cancer, and it's bad all around, but if you're going to get it, I'd rather get it from the canoe from, say, diet soda (what I call "The Devil's Sperm").

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Re: So apparrantly, vagina flavoured-beer is a real thing....
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2018, 08:21:56 PM »
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Re: So apparrantly, vagina flavoured-beer is a real thing....
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2018, 08:24:51 PM »
 :lol


Without reading, I'll assume it's the yeast from the vaa jaa jaa  that was used.
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Re: So apparrantly, vagina flavoured-beer is a real thing....
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2018, 08:27:40 PM »
dtf.org: The only forum on the internet where a thread about Sons of Apollo has 105 pages and one about vaginas has 3 replies.

 :lol

  or vagina after a long hot sweaty day (which was my first ever introduction to it and boy was I not expecting that, lol) but still went to town.

TMI

  I'd rather get it from the canoe from, say, diet soda (what I call "The Devil's Sperm").

WUT?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: So apparrantly, vagina flavoured-beer is a real thing....
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2018, 08:55:19 PM »
I'll take 3 pallets
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Re: So apparrantly, vagina flavoured-beer is a real thing....
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2018, 09:21:19 PM »
So...two thoughts immediately came to mind...

A)How many men will now start to slowly introduce this beverage to their female counterparts in an attempt to get them to develop a taste for it?

And...

2) If this microbrewery doesn't create a special brand label called the "Clarence Thomas Brew" that comes with a pubic hair in every can, they're missing an amazing opportunity!
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Re: So apparrantly, vagina flavoured-beer is a real thing....
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2018, 09:36:32 PM »
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Re: So apparrantly, vagina flavoured-beer is a real thing....
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2018, 10:10:26 PM »
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Re: So apparrantly, vagina flavoured-beer is a real thing....
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2018, 03:34:20 AM »
2) If this microbrewery doesn't create a special brand label called the "Clarence Thomas Brew" that comes with a pubic hair in every can, they're missing an amazing opportunity!


There might be too many youngins here for many of them to get that reference, but I think that it's freakin' brilliant!
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Re: So apparrantly, vagina flavoured-beer is a real thing....
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2018, 09:11:37 AM »
dtf.org: The only forum on the internet where a thread about Sons of Apollo has 105 pages and one about vaginas has 3 replies.

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Re: So apparrantly, vagina flavoured-beer is a real thing....
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2018, 09:17:31 AM »
2) If this microbrewery doesn't create a special brand label called the "Clarence Thomas Brew" that comes with a pubic hair in every can, they're missing an amazing opportunity!


There might be too many youngins here for many of them to get that reference, but I think that it's freakin' brilliant!

Hey Mister, I got it! *jumps up and down with hand in air*  :lol
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Re: So apparrantly, vagina flavoured-beer is a real thing....
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2018, 11:24:59 AM »

2) If this microbrewery doesn't create a special brand label called the "Clarence Thomas Brew" that comes with a pubic hair in every can, they're missing an amazing opportunity!

Perhaps it could be put out by Hill Farmstead Brewery?

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Re: So apparrantly, vagina flavoured-beer is a real thing....
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2018, 12:19:26 PM »
  or vagina after a long hot sweaty day (which was my first ever introduction to it and boy was I not expecting that, lol) but still went to town.

TMI

Uh yeah this

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Re: So apparrantly, vagina flavoured-beer is a real thing....
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2018, 12:22:01 PM »
Speak for yourselves - that line still has me laughing. Poor guy!
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