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Offline Tick

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« on: November 28, 2017, 11:27:41 AM »
We need a Toe!

How long can we have a Tick and a TAC without a Toe!

If you are slightly nuts, wear a size 9 shoe or bigger, and like to party, man do we have a position for you.

But remember...

with great power comes little responsibility.

Be that big toe were looking for!




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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2017, 11:28:57 AM »
Petition to change name to Kattoelox
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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2017, 11:29:47 AM »
Quote from: Kattelox on November 28, 2017, 11:28:57 AM
Petition to change name to Kattoelox
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Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi

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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2017, 11:32:16 AM »
I can get you a toe by 3:00, with nail polish
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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2017, 11:32:41 AM »
Maybe we can give Katoeboy another chance?
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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2017, 11:35:11 AM »
Quote from: Chino on November 28, 2017, 11:32:41 AM
Maybe we can give Katoeboy another chance?
They say beggars can't be choosers...
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« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2017, 11:44:48 AM »
Haha!

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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2017, 11:46:10 AM »
Quote from: Stadler on November 28, 2017, 11:44:48 AM
Haha!

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I think he tried to get back on once already with a new username... Katwoboy
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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2017, 11:46:21 AM »
Backs out of thread slowly with all 10 toes.
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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2017, 11:50:59 AM »
:lol

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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2017, 12:05:38 PM »
Quote from: Kattoelox on November 28, 2017, 11:28:57 AM
Petition to change name to Kattoelox

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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2017, 12:28:20 PM »
* This thread does not represent the views or opinions of "TAC". The use of the word "TAC" was not authorized, and "TAC" is in no way related to this thread, or any of the replies.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2017, 12:28:51 PM »
Ok time to lock the thread.

The position has been filled.
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2017, 12:32:00 PM »
Quote from: Chino on November 28, 2017, 11:32:16 AM
I can get you a toe by 3:00, with nail polish
Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear.
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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2017, 01:54:16 PM »
I am... The Toe.
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Quote from: Sacul on August 24, 2020, 08:50:49 AM
From a Mega Man Legends island jamming power metal to a Walrus listening to black metal, I like your story arc.
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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2017, 01:56:08 PM »
Quote from: TAC on November 28, 2017, 12:28:20 PM
* This thread does not represent the views or opinions of "TAC". The use of the word "TAC" was not authorized, and "TAC" is in no way related to this thread, or any of the replies.
Fake news everyone.
Don't listen to TAC, he totally fucking endorsed this thread.
If he doesn't own up to that fact I will have all the woman he has sexually harassed to come forward and tell they're stories.

So...is that really how you want this to go, my friend?
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Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi

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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2017, 02:12:45 PM »
If the position of Tac is opening up,

May I apply?
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2017, 02:14:27 PM »
Quote from: Tick on November 28, 2017, 01:56:08 PM
If he doesn't own up to that fact I will have all the woman he has sexually harassed to come forward and tell they're stories.

They are? 
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« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2017, 02:15:10 PM »
THEY ARE STORIES.

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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2017, 02:16:57 PM »
Their, their, Tick, it's okay.  :)
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Quote from: Sacul on August 24, 2020, 08:50:49 AM
From a Mega Man Legends island jamming power metal to a Walrus listening to black metal, I like your story arc.
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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2017, 02:21:50 PM »
Quote from: bosk1 on November 28, 2017, 02:14:27 PM
Quote from: Tick on November 28, 2017, 01:56:08 PM
If he doesn't own up to that fact I will have all the woman he has sexually harassed to come forward and tell they're stories.

They are?
What evs,I'm a grammar idiot. I admit it. I go to meetings....

"Hello, my name is Rich and I can't spell and have lousy punctuation skills"

The group responds in unison...

"HI RICH!"

In any event, "they are" waiting for me to say the word to come forward and put a tack in the TAC.
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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2017, 02:22:10 PM »
Well, the big toe is like the Captain of the toes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJTe0-XGQVU
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« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2017, 03:13:57 PM »
Quote from: bosk1 on November 28, 2017, 02:14:27 PM
Quote from: Tick on November 28, 2017, 01:56:08 PM
If he doesn't own up to that fact I will have all the woman he has sexually harassed to come forward and tell they're stories.

They are?

I mock you with my big toe you grammar Nazi! :lol
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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2017, 03:46:33 PM »
That big toe of yours is very busy king.........mocking, typing......
« Last Edit: November 28, 2017, 03:57:30 PM by bl5150 »
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« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2017, 04:29:32 PM »
 :lol

It's a lethal weapon.   I should cut my nails......
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« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2017, 05:00:04 PM »
Quote from: Kattoelox on November 28, 2017, 11:28:57 AM
Petition to change name to Kattoelox
Yeah, and I could be Architoethis..
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« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2017, 05:03:57 PM »
Quote from: Architeuthis on November 28, 2017, 05:00:04 PM
Quote from: Kattoelox on November 28, 2017, 11:28:57 AM
Petition to change name to Kattoelox
Yeah, and I could be Architoethis..

Toe bros.
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Quote from: Sacul on August 24, 2020, 08:50:49 AM
From a Mega Man Legends island jamming power metal to a Walrus listening to black metal, I like your story arc.
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« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2017, 05:11:57 PM »
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Re: Wanted, apply within...
« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2017, 05:22:01 PM »
And I could be v_clortoe
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« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2017, 05:29:02 PM »
Quote from: v_clortho on November 28, 2017, 05:22:01 PM
And I could be v_clortoe
Ha!  Keymaster of Toezier the Toezarian..
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« Reply #30 on: November 28, 2017, 05:37:08 PM »
Are you the toekeeper?
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« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2017, 06:27:37 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: November 28, 2017, 06:57:08 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: November 28, 2017, 07:01:41 PM »
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« Reply #34 on: November 28, 2017, 09:33:34 PM »
Shouldn't there really be 10 toes?
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