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Offline Cool Chris

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Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« on: November 26, 2017, 10:04:33 PM »
GO!
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2017, 11:06:48 PM »
Cool Chris is here!
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2017, 11:10:21 PM »
The eggnog is spiked.
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2017, 11:14:29 PM »
Quote from: Adami on November 26, 2017, 11:06:48 PM
Cool Chris is here!

So is the Jew!  :laugh:
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2017, 11:15:55 PM »
OK, you asked for it: Christmas is a LIE!
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2017, 11:17:36 PM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on November 26, 2017, 11:14:29 PM
Quote from: Adami on November 26, 2017, 11:06:48 PM
Cool Chris is here!

So is the Jew!  :laugh:

Together we're like everyone's Randy Quaid.
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2017, 04:16:05 AM »
Santa Claus doesn’t exist
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2017, 04:37:33 AM »
Getting socks and underwear
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2017, 07:32:31 AM »
Baby it's Cold Outside.
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2017, 07:33:43 AM »
Let's see Cold Mountain!
Let's see Seven Pounds!
Let's see the Majestic!
We're getting a divorce.
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2017, 07:35:38 AM »
Santa is really dad.
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2017, 11:51:03 AM »
No presents for you!
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2017, 12:24:22 PM »
ENTER THE BRUTAL KROTCHRAUT
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2017, 12:33:19 PM »
Where's the Festivus Pole?
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2017, 12:39:15 PM »
Here's MY Festivus pole!
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2017, 12:41:06 PM »
Are these...MOM'S stockings?
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2017, 12:53:05 PM »
Quote from: Stadler on November 27, 2017, 12:39:15 PM
Here's MY Festivus pole!

Feats of strength, NOW!
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2017, 01:18:31 PM »
Santa has a vagina
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2017, 01:35:39 PM »
Surprise Dad, I'm gay
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2017, 05:48:13 PM »
That Starbucks cup though
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2017, 05:54:28 PM »
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2017, 06:16:15 PM »
New Nickleback Christmas CD!
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2017, 07:25:25 PM »
Derek Sherinian is here.
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2017, 09:02:43 PM »
"What're You Doing, Derek?"

"Wrapping presents, and you?!"
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2017, 06:32:04 AM »
Santa Claus shot himself
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2017, 06:41:54 AM »
Mary and Joseph Fucked
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2017, 07:19:39 AM »
 :rollin

Okay, Chino wins again!
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2017, 08:11:07 AM »
MirrorMask went dark, and Chino came in and said "You're playing checkers, I'm playing chess."

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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2017, 08:17:47 AM »
Hold my beer  :lol
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2017, 07:22:00 PM »
Look! Catherine and Eddie!

Santa hates poor kids.

Christmas created by Muslims?

Santa sexually assaulted me!

Trump Family Xmas Special

Mariah Carey Christmas Album
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #30 on: November 28, 2017, 07:55:32 PM »
Chris! Post your scene!   :biggrin:
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2017, 07:58:06 PM »
I got you shit.
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #32 on: November 28, 2017, 08:07:31 PM »
Simply! Having! A wonderful...
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #33 on: November 29, 2017, 01:18:59 AM »
Quote from: TempusVox on November 28, 2017, 07:22:00 PM
Mariah Carey Christmas Album

Gods, no.

Her Christmas song is possibly the single song I loathe the most. The sugary way she sings it, the arrangement, EVERYTHING, it's a torture for the ears, I hope to go the whole season unscathed without ever hearing it.
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Re: Ruin Christmas in 4 Words!
« Reply #34 on: November 29, 2017, 01:33:24 AM »
Quote from: Chino on November 28, 2017, 06:41:54 AM
Mary and Joseph Fucked

Holy fuck, that's amazing! :lol
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