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Offline IDontNotDoThings

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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #70 on: November 23, 2017, 09:09:12 PM »
Wait... it's Thanksgiving today?
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #71 on: November 24, 2017, 04:13:48 AM »
Who's doing the dishes?
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #72 on: November 25, 2017, 10:21:22 PM »
Put carts in corrals?
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #73 on: November 25, 2017, 10:37:13 PM »
"...This turkey was pregnant?"
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #74 on: November 26, 2017, 06:01:26 AM »
Quote from: Nel on November 25, 2017, 10:37:13 PM
"...This turkey was pregnant?"

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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #75 on: November 26, 2017, 06:29:20 AM »
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #76 on: November 26, 2017, 12:35:58 PM »
"Zydar couldn't make it...."
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #77 on: November 26, 2017, 12:48:23 PM »
Quote from: Dr. DTVT on November 23, 2017, 07:14:35 PM
Childhood friend murders friend.

That is my actual Thanksgiving this year for me.  I win?

What!?
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #78 on: November 26, 2017, 02:37:12 PM »
Here's some:

The turkey's still alive!

The turkey's attacking grandpa!

Go get my gun!

We're out of bullets!

The turkey killed grandpa!

Everyone to the attic!

We should be safe.

Rattle rattle. Rattle rattle.

Is the doorknob moving?

Can turkeys open doors?

Hey, there's some fruitcake!

The fruitcake's all hard.

It's like a brick.

The door is opening!

Gobble gobble gobble gobble.

What do we do!?

Quick! Throw the fruitcake!

The fruitcake killed it.

Can't believe we survived.

Susie, a quick word?

Yeah, what is it?

Next year, bring ham.
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Offline romdrums

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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #79 on: November 27, 2017, 07:28:43 AM »
@Ninjabait: Well played!!  :tup

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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #80 on: November 27, 2017, 08:57:56 AM »
Quote from: Elite on November 26, 2017, 12:48:23 PM
Quote from: Dr. DTVT on November 23, 2017, 07:14:35 PM
Childhood friend murders friend.

That is my actual Thanksgiving this year for me.  I win?

What!?

Childhood friend who grew up half a block from me wanted to get back together with a woman that grew up three houses from me.  He was drunk and when she said she wasn't interested, he beat her so bad she went into a coma and died the day before Thanksgiving.

And somehow, it's probably only my second worst Thanksgiving of all time.  2004 was much worse.
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #81 on: November 27, 2017, 12:28:51 PM »
Quote from: Dr. DTVT on November 27, 2017, 08:57:56 AM
Quote from: Elite on November 26, 2017, 12:48:23 PM
Quote from: Dr. DTVT on November 23, 2017, 07:14:35 PM
Childhood friend murders friend.

That is my actual Thanksgiving this year for me.  I win?

What!?

The fact that it's not your worst is the part that gets me.  God bless you, man.  (Seriously).
Childhood friend who grew up half a block from me wanted to get back together with a woman that grew up three houses from me.  He was drunk and when she said she wasn't interested, he beat her so bad she went into a coma and died the day before Thanksgiving.

And somehow, it's probably only my second worst Thanksgiving of all time.  2004 was much worse.
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