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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #35 on: November 22, 2017, 06:16:27 AM »
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #36 on: November 22, 2017, 06:17:40 AM »
[insert political comment here]
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #37 on: November 22, 2017, 06:53:23 AM »
Quote from: Adami on November 22, 2017, 12:16:08 AM
Hey guys, I’m here.

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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #38 on: November 22, 2017, 07:18:16 AM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #39 on: November 22, 2017, 07:56:40 AM »
Zydar made the stuffing.
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #40 on: November 22, 2017, 08:18:03 AM »
What's everyone thankful for?


Johnny, you share first.


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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #41 on: November 22, 2017, 08:25:17 AM »
Eat ass and balls.
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #42 on: November 22, 2017, 08:27:16 AM »
"Sons Of Apollo anyone?".
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #43 on: November 22, 2017, 08:41:43 AM »
Return cart to corral?
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #44 on: November 22, 2017, 09:13:44 AM »
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The title says it all.  Go!

That's five words, dummy

I may be bad at math, but isn't that 6 words?   :rollin

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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #45 on: November 22, 2017, 09:14:10 AM »
Smells like cat piss.
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #46 on: November 22, 2017, 10:14:52 AM »
Hi, I'm Jay Octavarium.
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #47 on: November 22, 2017, 10:41:00 AM »
True story - it didn't ruin Thanksgiving, but it made it rather awkward (I was 16, brother was 14, my parents, Grandma and my very conservative and religious other aunt and uncle were also there).

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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #48 on: November 22, 2017, 11:22:16 AM »
Jordan Rudess continuum solo
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #49 on: November 22, 2017, 11:27:20 AM »
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #50 on: November 22, 2017, 12:00:55 PM »
This title reminds me of the Rosanne Thanksgiving shows.  Some of these were great.
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #51 on: November 22, 2017, 12:13:54 PM »
The Cheers Thanksgiving episode is legendary.
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #52 on: November 22, 2017, 12:56:40 PM »
"The Lions beat us!"
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #53 on: November 22, 2017, 01:18:00 PM »
Dad f*cked the turkey
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #54 on: November 22, 2017, 02:16:42 PM »
My balls in gravy















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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #55 on: November 22, 2017, 02:24:41 PM »
I stuffed the turkey.
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #56 on: November 22, 2017, 02:48:35 PM »
You invited your mother?
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #57 on: November 22, 2017, 02:57:30 PM »
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I brought my Depends.

I FORGOT my Depends.
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #58 on: November 22, 2017, 02:59:09 PM »
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The Cheers Thanksgiving episode is legendary.

Possibly my favorite holiday show ever; the only one that comes close is "The Year Without Santa Claus". 
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #59 on: November 22, 2017, 05:19:37 PM »
Quote from: Harmony on November 22, 2017, 09:13:44 AM
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Quote from: Harmony on November 21, 2017, 05:17:02 PM
The title says it all.  Go!

That's five words, dummy

I may be bad at math, but isn't that 6 words?   :rollin

:lolpalm: I didn't see the "the"
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #60 on: November 22, 2017, 05:41:42 PM »
That is not mayonnaise.
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #61 on: November 22, 2017, 07:53:07 PM »
Louis, put it away!
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #62 on: November 23, 2017, 04:27:01 AM »
Hitler did nothing wrong

Trump is the greatest president
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #63 on: November 23, 2017, 08:16:30 AM »
Here's the turkey tartare!
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #64 on: November 23, 2017, 09:44:57 AM »
But I'm a vegan.
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #65 on: November 23, 2017, 11:58:37 AM »
 "RUN TO THE HILLS" 
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #66 on: November 23, 2017, 12:05:37 PM »
Count of Tuscany lyrics
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #67 on: November 23, 2017, 12:18:02 PM »
All out of stuffing
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #68 on: November 23, 2017, 07:14:35 PM »
Childhood friend murders friend.

That is my actual Thanksgiving this year for me.  I win?
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Re: Ruin Thanksgiving in 4 words
« Reply #69 on: November 23, 2017, 07:45:02 PM »
Ate way too much!
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