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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1155 on: December 08, 2019, 09:50:08 PM »
This is so funny I think I just crapped my pants.  I can't stop laughing!
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1156 on: December 08, 2019, 09:59:54 PM »
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1157 on: December 09, 2019, 01:04:50 PM »
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1158 on: December 09, 2019, 01:29:27 PM »
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« Reply #1159 on: December 09, 2019, 01:38:49 PM »
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1160 on: December 09, 2019, 01:39:35 PM »
PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR HOMES IT IS COLD OUTSIDE
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« Reply #1161 on: December 09, 2019, 01:45:22 PM »
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1162 on: December 09, 2019, 01:54:31 PM »
RESIST SHOPPING CART CRUELTY!  SUPPORT FREE RANGE SHOPPING CARTS!  SET THEM FREE!  SET THEM FREE!
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1163 on: December 09, 2019, 01:58:59 PM »
Until one slams into bosk1's ride, and he's out his $500 deductible. Then he's firmly putting the damn carts in the corral.  :lol
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1164 on: December 09, 2019, 02:03:26 PM »
Well, as I have said many times, I generally DO put them in the corral, so don't put words in my mouth, please.  But I'm not sure how my own habits would have any impact on whether somebody else slams a cart into my car, so you kinda lost me on that one.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1165 on: December 09, 2019, 02:19:25 PM »
Well, as I have said many times, I generally DO put them in the corral, so don't put words in my mouth, please.  But I'm not sure how my own habits would have any impact on whether somebody else slams a cart into my car, so you kinda lost me on that one.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1166 on: December 09, 2019, 02:22:34 PM »
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1167 on: December 09, 2019, 02:39:19 PM »
That last frame made me laugh out loud. 

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« Reply #1168 on: December 09, 2019, 02:43:20 PM »
Well, as I have said many times, I generally DO put them in the corral, so don't put words in my mouth, please.  But I'm not sure how my own habits would have any impact on whether somebody else slams a cart into my car, so you kinda lost me on that one.

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This.  It becomes a gang mentality.  If all the carts are put away, it encourages the next person to do it as well, once the mayhem begins it gives less reason to put the cart back as no one else is doing it.

Because of this thread, I scan the lots so much more than I ever had before for an assessment of the cart situation  :lol

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1169 on: December 09, 2019, 04:34:06 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1170 on: December 09, 2019, 05:02:23 PM »


Mike, if you wrote that, it's POTY material.  If not, it still is.
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« Reply #1171 on: December 09, 2019, 05:13:18 PM »
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1172 on: December 09, 2019, 05:51:32 PM »


Mike, if you wrote that, it's POTY material.  If not, it still is.

I indeed made that  :lol
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« Reply #1173 on: December 09, 2019, 05:55:54 PM »
RESIST SHOPPING CART CRUELTY!  SUPPORT FREE RANGE SHOPPING CARTS!  SET THEM FREE!  SET THEM FREE!

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« Reply #1174 on: December 09, 2019, 08:20:23 PM »
Well, as I have said many times, I generally DO put them in the corral, so don't put words in my mouth, please.  But I'm not sure how my own habits would have any impact on whether somebody else slams a cart into my car, so you kinda lost me on that one.

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This.  It becomes a gang mentality.  If all the carts are put away, it encourages the next person to do it as well, once the mayhem begins it gives less reason to put the cart back as no one else is doing it.

Because of this thread, I scan the lots so much more than I ever had before for an assessment of the cart situation  :lol

I think the people who simply don't care will continue to leave their carts where ever they want as long as there are no real repercussions for doing so.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1175 on: December 09, 2019, 08:27:46 PM »
I think the people who simply don't care will continue to leave their carts where ever they want as long as there are no real repercussions for doing so.

 :lol

Repercussions? :lol

Will I have my shopping cart license revoked?
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1176 on: December 09, 2019, 08:38:31 PM »
If only Tim, if only.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1177 on: December 10, 2019, 11:28:53 AM »
I think the people who simply don't care will continue to leave their carts where ever they want as long as there are no real repercussions for doing so.

 :lol

Repercussions? :lol

Will I have my shopping cart license revoked?

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« Reply #1178 on: December 10, 2019, 12:34:35 PM »
Tim... moves carts... for... no... man. 
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1179 on: December 10, 2019, 12:39:33 PM »
Well, as I have said many times, I generally DO put them in the corral, so don't put words in my mouth, please.  But I'm not sure how my own habits would have any impact on whether somebody else slams a cart into my car, so you kinda lost me on that one.

I was responding directly to your post above mine, as a joke. As we all know, your sense of humor, while typically good, depends on your mood. You're the boss, of course, but take it easy bosk. It's all in good fun.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1180 on: December 10, 2019, 12:57:19 PM »
I think the people who simply don't care will continue to leave their carts where ever they want as long as there are no real repercussions for doing so.

 :lol

Repercussions? :lol

Will I have my shopping cart license revoked?

Tim, what happened to the right rear of your van?  Did you back into a shopping cart?  :lol :rollin :lol


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« Reply #1181 on: December 10, 2019, 12:59:19 PM »
I went to the grocery store yesterday and there was a cart in the middle of the god damn parking aisle. Like, you had to drive around it.

And sure, you could say it's the responsibility of the store, but it's also the fault of every person who just saw it and moved on and didn't do anything.
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« Reply #1182 on: December 10, 2019, 01:06:06 PM »
I went to the grocery store yesterday and there was a cart in the middle of the god damn parking aisle. Like, you had to drive around it.

And sure, you could say it's the responsibility of the store, but it's also the fault of every person who just saw it and moved on and didn't do anything.

But mostly the fault of Tim, the dipstick who left it there in the first place :neverusethis:
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« Reply #1183 on: December 10, 2019, 01:10:48 PM »
I went to the grocery store yesterday and there was a cart in the middle of the god damn parking aisle. Like, you had to drive around it.

And sure, you could say it's the responsibility of the store, but it's also the fault of every person who just saw it and moved on and didn't do anything.

But mostly the fault of Tim, the dipstick who left it there in the first place :neverusethis:

I have it on good authority that MP did it.

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« Reply #1184 on: December 10, 2019, 01:16:20 PM »
I went to the grocery store yesterday and there was a cart in the middle of the god damn parking aisle. Like, you had to drive around it.

And sure, you could say it's the responsibility of the store, but it's also the fault of every person who just saw it and moved on and didn't do anything.

But mostly the fault of Tim, the dipstick who left it there in the first place :neverusethis:

I have it on good authority that MP did it.

Ah yes, he must promoting his new band, The Cartigans.
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« Reply #1185 on: December 10, 2019, 01:17:54 PM »
Mike thought A7X were going to move it.

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« Reply #1186 on: December 10, 2019, 01:26:20 PM »
Mike thought A7X were going to move it.

That’s what his press release said.
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« Reply #1187 on: December 10, 2019, 04:25:57 PM »
So did a cart just end a marriage?

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« Reply #1188 on: December 10, 2019, 04:37:02 PM »
Wants to play with some younger carts.
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« Reply #1189 on: December 10, 2019, 04:38:19 PM »
Much like the cart itself, MP just rolls where the wind takes him.
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