Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?

[cramx3]

Cotton balls in your ears?

[pg1067]

My van. My carriage.

Motherfuckers!

You need an ass kicking. 

I will fly to Boston to stand by TAC...my hero!

[TAC]

It's on!

[jingle.boy]

I counted 29 kids in that Taiwanese clown car.  If unedited,    Didn't follow it closely enough to see if it was 'shopped.

[Herrick]

To touch on Barto's question, I simply step back and let the other animals sort out who goes to the new open line... no need for fisticuffs if I'm just buying ice cream.  Though if I'm buying chips or kale (or kale chips) you better get the ---- out of my way.

[vtgrad]

To touch on Barto's question, I simply step back and let the other animals sort out who goes to the new open line... no need for fisticuffs if I'm just buying ice cream.  Though if I'm buying chips or kale (or kale chips) you better get the ---- out of my way.

Kale man... Kale.  It will change your life.  Perhaps TAC could rub a few leaves on that groin to reduce the swelling.

And being inspired by TAC, I'll make sure that I go one-up on his move the next time I'm at the market.  Zip ties baby... this thread may morph into the old Denis Leary bit.  Which one of us is the world's biggest a$$hole?

[El Barto]

The bigger question is who the hell backs a giant fucking minivan into a spot like that? It's not going to look any less pathetic than it really is, and you're probably going to piss people off who have to wait for your 3 point turns in and out of there.

[The Walrus]

To touch on Barto's question, I simply step back and let the other animals sort out who goes to the new open line... no need for fisticuffs if I'm just buying ice cream.  Though if I'm buying chips or kale (or kale chips) you better get the ---- out of my way.

Kale man... Kale.  It will change your life.  Perhaps TAC could rub a few leaves on that groin to reduce the swelling.

And being inspired by TAC, I'll make sure that I go one-up on his move the next time I'm at the market.  Zip ties baby... this thread may morph into the old Denis Leary bit.  Which one of us is the world's biggest a$$hole?

I use shopping carts, and I leave them around
I'd take them with me and leave them all over town
I'm an asshooole~
It's their job, not mine, so I don't put them back
I tell stores to blow me and pick up my slack!
I'm an asshooole~

  Parodying Denis Leary's song, just having fun, it's not mean-spirited...

[Cool Chris]

Man I haven't heard that song in decades, I loved that song!

[Samsara]

Next time I see Tim, I don't care what the situation is, I'm bringing him a shopping cart. Gonna happen.

[bosk1]

Next time I see Tim, I don't care what the situation is, I'm bringing him a shopping cart. Gonna happen.

In doing so, you will thereby share in the eternal guilt of him leaving it wherever he pleases.  YOU ARE SIMPLY HIS ENABLER! 

[Dublagent66]

 

[Samsara]

Next time I see Tim, I don't care what the situation is, I'm bringing him a shopping cart. Gonna happen.

In doing so, you will thereby share in the eternal guilt of him leaving it wherever he pleases.  YOU ARE SIMPLY HIS ENABLER! 

 

[TAC]

 

[bosk1]

On a tangential note, I think that may be the single best use of the "evilmonkey" emoticon in the history of this forum.

[King Postwhore]

Bosk1, you know how out of control this thread is that Tim and I send pictures of carts at every grocery store we are at to harass each other.

It never ends.

[Anguyen92]

On a tangential note, I think that may be the single best use of the "evilmonkey" emoticon in the history of this forum.

I didn't even know it existed for us to use on this forum.  It needs to be used more.

[TAC]

Did you just call him Bosk1?

Why don't you just call him Sir?
So damn formal.

[King Postwhore]

Tim, do you know how smartphones work or do you still have a flip phone?

[TAC]

Tim, do you know how smartphones work or do you still have a flip phone?

I like to flip it and say "Scotty, bean me up" just for fun.

[King Postwhore]

And that reference comes to you via rabbit ears.

[TAC]

With aluminum foil.

[Dublagent66]

Hahaha...y'all thought this thread was dead and gone.  Bwaaaaaaahahahaha!!! 

Put your shopping cart in the goddamn corral!!  

[pg1067]

No, you!

[Vmadera00]

[Dublagent66]

Put your whiny ass kids in there too. 

[jingle.boy]

That's brilliant.

[pg1067]

[Ruba]

 

[cramx3]

Not sure I've seen the Lawful Evil before 

[jingle.boy]

Not sure I've seen the Lawful Evil before 

Never shopped at a busy Costco before, huh?

[cramx3]

Not sure I've seen the Lawful Evil before 

Never shopped at a busy Costco before, huh?

I did post that one picture of a recent costco experience... but I guess I probably have seen it and just never payed attention to notice people nicely stacked the carts... in the middle of no where

[The Walrus]

 

[pg1067]

Isn't "launching" (chaotic good) simply one way of "returning" (neutral good)?  And, if so, wouldn't a person who "launches" be both neutral good and chaotic good?  Is that even possible?

[Adami]

Isn't "launching" (chaotic good) simply one way of "returning" (neutral good)?  And, if so, wouldn't a person who "launches" be both neutral good and chaotic good?  Is that even possible?

Launching is haphazardly throwing it in the general corral. Returning is making sure it's pushed nicely into the card ahead of it, etc.