Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?

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cramx3


pg1067

Quote from: Samsara on June 12, 2019, 01:37:30 PM
Quote from: TAC on June 12, 2019, 11:32:42 AM


My van. My carriage.

Motherfuckers!

You need an ass kicking.  :lol

I will fly to Boston to stand by TAC...my hero!

TAC

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 05:54:45 PMTAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

jingle.boy

I counted 29 kids in that Taiwanese clown car.  If unedited,  :omg:  Didn't follow it closely enough to see if it was 'shopped.
Quote from: TAC on July 31, 2021, 06:55:07 PMIf I can do it, it's idiot proof.
Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 09:00:00 AMThat's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 05:14:36 AMI fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".

Herrick

Quote from: vtgrad on June 07, 2019, 08:34:25 AM

To touch on Barto's question, I simply step back and let the other animals sort out who goes to the new open line... no need for fisticuffs if I'm just buying ice cream.  Though if I'm buying chips or kale (or kale chips) you better get the ---- out of my way.

:lol
DISPLAY thy breasts, my Julia!

vtgrad

Quote from: Herrick on June 12, 2019, 04:52:06 PM
Quote from: vtgrad on June 07, 2019, 08:34:25 AM

To touch on Barto's question, I simply step back and let the other animals sort out who goes to the new open line... no need for fisticuffs if I'm just buying ice cream.  Though if I'm buying chips or kale (or kale chips) you better get the ---- out of my way.

:lol

Kale man... Kale.  It will change your life.  Perhaps TAC could rub a few leaves on that groin to reduce the swelling.

And being inspired by TAC, I'll make sure that I go one-up on his move the next time I'm at the market.  Zip ties baby... this thread may morph into the old Denis Leary bit.  Which one of us is the world's biggest a$$hole?

El Barto

The bigger question is who the hell backs a giant fucking minivan into a spot like that? It's not going to look any less pathetic than it really is, and you're probably going to piss people off who have to wait for your 3 point turns in and out of there.

The Walrus

Quote from: vtgrad on June 13, 2019, 09:19:36 AM
Quote from: Herrick on June 12, 2019, 04:52:06 PM
Quote from: vtgrad on June 07, 2019, 08:34:25 AM

To touch on Barto's question, I simply step back and let the other animals sort out who goes to the new open line... no need for fisticuffs if I'm just buying ice cream.  Though if I'm buying chips or kale (or kale chips) you better get the ---- out of my way.

:lol

Kale man... Kale.  It will change your life.  Perhaps TAC could rub a few leaves on that groin to reduce the swelling.

And being inspired by TAC, I'll make sure that I go one-up on his move the next time I'm at the market.  Zip ties baby... this thread may morph into the old Denis Leary bit.  Which one of us is the world's biggest a$$hole?

I use shopping carts, and I leave them around
I'd take them with me and leave them all over town
I'm an asshooole~
It's their job, not mine, so I don't put them back
I tell stores to blow me and pick up my slack!
I'm an asshooole~

:lol Parodying Denis Leary's song, just having fun, it's not mean-spirited...

Cool Chris

Man I haven't heard that song in decades, I loved that song!

Samsara

Next time I see Tim, I don't care what the situation is, I'm bringing him a shopping cart. Gonna happen.

bosk1

Quote from: Samsara on June 13, 2019, 12:07:08 PM
Next time I see Tim, I don't care what the situation is, I'm bringing him a shopping cart. Gonna happen.

In doing so, you will thereby share in the eternal guilt of him leaving it wherever he pleases.  YOU ARE SIMPLY HIS ENABLER!  :evilmonkey:

Dublagent66


Samsara

Quote from: bosk1 on June 14, 2019, 06:16:01 AM
Quote from: Samsara on June 13, 2019, 12:07:08 PM
Next time I see Tim, I don't care what the situation is, I'm bringing him a shopping cart. Gonna happen.

In doing so, you will thereby share in the eternal guilt of him leaving it wherever he pleases.  YOU ARE SIMPLY HIS ENABLER!  :evilmonkey:

:lol

TAC

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 05:54:45 PMTAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

bosk1

On a tangential note, I think that may be the single best use of the "evilmonkey" emoticon in the history of this forum.

King Postwhore

Bosk1, you know how out of control this thread is that Tim and I send pictures of carts at every grocery store we are at to harass each other.

It never ends. :lol
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Anguyen92

Quote from: bosk1 on June 14, 2019, 04:47:18 PM
On a tangential note, I think that may be the single best use of the "evilmonkey" emoticon in the history of this forum.

I didn't even know it existed for us to use on this forum.  It needs to be used more.

TAC

Did you just call him Bosk1?

Why don't you just call him Sir?
So damn formal. :lol
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 05:54:45 PMTAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

King Postwhore

Tim, do you know how smartphones work or do you still have a flip phone? :lol
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

TAC

Quote from: kingshmegland on June 14, 2019, 05:03:43 PM
Tim, do you know how smartphones work or do you still have a flip phone? :lol

I like to flip it and say "Scotty, bean me up" just for fun. :lol
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 05:54:45 PMTAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

King Postwhore

And that reference comes to you via rabbit ears.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

TAC

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 05:54:45 PMTAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

Dublagent66

Hahaha...y'all thought this thread was dead and gone.  Bwaaaaaaahahahaha!!!  :xbones

Put your shopping cart in the goddamn corral!! :p  :lol



Dublagent66


jingle.boy

Quote from: TAC on July 31, 2021, 06:55:07 PMIf I can do it, it's idiot proof.
Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 09:00:00 AMThat's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 05:14:36 AMI fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".



cramx3

Not sure I've seen the Lawful Evil before  :lol

jingle.boy

Quote from: cramx3 on June 28, 2019, 08:25:32 AM
Not sure I've seen the Lawful Evil before  :lol

Never shopped at a busy Costco before, huh?
Quote from: TAC on July 31, 2021, 06:55:07 PMIf I can do it, it's idiot proof.
Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 09:00:00 AMThat's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 04, 2021, 05:14:36 AMI fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".

cramx3

Quote from: jingle.boy on June 28, 2019, 08:38:40 AM
Quote from: cramx3 on June 28, 2019, 08:25:32 AM
Not sure I've seen the Lawful Evil before  :lol

Never shopped at a busy Costco before, huh?

I did post that one picture of a recent costco experience... but I guess I probably have seen it and just never payed attention to notice people nicely stacked the carts... in the middle of no where

The Walrus


pg1067

Isn't "launching" (chaotic good) simply one way of "returning" (neutral good)?  And, if so, wouldn't a person who "launches" be both neutral good and chaotic good?  Is that even possible?

Adami

Quote from: pg1067 on June 28, 2019, 11:03:36 AM
Isn't "launching" (chaotic good) simply one way of "returning" (neutral good)?  And, if so, wouldn't a person who "launches" be both neutral good and chaotic good?  Is that even possible?

Launching is haphazardly throwing it in the general corral. Returning is making sure it's pushed nicely into the card ahead of it, etc.
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