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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #980 on: June 12, 2019, 03:40:54 PM »
Cotton balls in your ears?

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #981 on: June 12, 2019, 03:56:33 PM »


My van. My carriage.

Motherfuckers!

You need an ass kicking.  :lol

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #982 on: June 12, 2019, 04:00:41 PM »
It's on!


would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #983 on: June 12, 2019, 04:23:00 PM »
I counted 29 kids in that Taiwanese clown car.  If unedited,  :omg:  Didn't follow it closely enough to see if it was 'shopped.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #984 on: June 12, 2019, 05:52:06 PM »

To touch on Barto's question, I simply step back and let the other animals sort out who goes to the new open line... no need for fisticuffs if I'm just buying ice cream.  Though if I'm buying chips or kale (or kale chips) you better get the ---- out of my way.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #985 on: June 13, 2019, 10:19:36 AM »

To touch on Barto's question, I simply step back and let the other animals sort out who goes to the new open line... no need for fisticuffs if I'm just buying ice cream.  Though if I'm buying chips or kale (or kale chips) you better get the ---- out of my way.

:lol

Kale man... Kale.  It will change your life.  Perhaps TAC could rub a few leaves on that groin to reduce the swelling.

And being inspired by TAC, I'll make sure that I go one-up on his move the next time I'm at the market.  Zip ties baby... this thread may morph into the old Denis Leary bit.  Which one of us is the world's biggest a$$hole?
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #986 on: June 13, 2019, 11:13:08 AM »
The bigger question is who the hell backs a giant fucking minivan into a spot like that? It's not going to look any less pathetic than it really is, and you're probably going to piss people off who have to wait for your 3 point turns in and out of there.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #987 on: June 13, 2019, 11:19:20 AM »

To touch on Barto's question, I simply step back and let the other animals sort out who goes to the new open line... no need for fisticuffs if I'm just buying ice cream.  Though if I'm buying chips or kale (or kale chips) you better get the ---- out of my way.

:lol

Kale man... Kale.  It will change your life.  Perhaps TAC could rub a few leaves on that groin to reduce the swelling.

And being inspired by TAC, I'll make sure that I go one-up on his move the next time I'm at the market.  Zip ties baby... this thread may morph into the old Denis Leary bit.  Which one of us is the world's biggest a$$hole?

I use shopping carts, and I leave them around
I'd take them with me and leave them all over town
I'm an asshooole~
It's their job, not mine, so I don't put them back
I tell stores to blow me and pick up my slack!
I'm an asshooole~

 :lol Parodying Denis Leary's song, just having fun, it's not mean-spirited...
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #988 on: June 13, 2019, 12:11:12 PM »
Man I haven't heard that song in decades, I loved that song!
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #989 on: June 13, 2019, 01:07:08 PM »
Next time I see Tim, I don't care what the situation is, I'm bringing him a shopping cart. Gonna happen.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #990 on: June 14, 2019, 07:16:01 AM »
Next time I see Tim, I don't care what the situation is, I'm bringing him a shopping cart. Gonna happen.

In doing so, you will thereby share in the eternal guilt of him leaving it wherever he pleases.  YOU ARE SIMPLY HIS ENABLER!  :evilmonkey:
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #991 on: June 14, 2019, 09:11:10 AM »
 :rollin
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #992 on: June 14, 2019, 10:58:49 AM »
Next time I see Tim, I don't care what the situation is, I'm bringing him a shopping cart. Gonna happen.

In doing so, you will thereby share in the eternal guilt of him leaving it wherever he pleases.  YOU ARE SIMPLY HIS ENABLER!  :evilmonkey:

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #993 on: June 14, 2019, 12:31:43 PM »
 :lol
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #994 on: June 14, 2019, 05:47:18 PM »
On a tangential note, I think that may be the single best use of the "evilmonkey" emoticon in the history of this forum.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #995 on: June 14, 2019, 05:50:06 PM »
Bosk1, you know how out of control this thread is that Tim and I send pictures of carts at every grocery store we are at to harass each other.

It never ends. :lol
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #996 on: June 14, 2019, 05:54:03 PM »
On a tangential note, I think that may be the single best use of the "evilmonkey" emoticon in the history of this forum.

I didn't even know it existed for us to use on this forum.  It needs to be used more.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #997 on: June 14, 2019, 05:54:53 PM »
Did you just call him Bosk1?

Why don't you just call him Sir?
So damn formal. :lol
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #998 on: June 14, 2019, 06:03:43 PM »
Tim, do you know how smartphones work or do you still have a flip phone? :lol
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #999 on: June 14, 2019, 06:05:50 PM »
Tim, do you know how smartphones work or do you still have a flip phone? :lol

I like to flip it and say "Scotty, bean me up" just for fun. :lol
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1000 on: June 14, 2019, 06:58:27 PM »
And that reference comes to you via rabbit ears.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1001 on: June 14, 2019, 06:59:17 PM »
With aluminum foil.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1002 on: June 27, 2019, 02:46:15 PM »
Hahaha...y'all thought this thread was dead and gone.  Bwaaaaaaahahahaha!!!  :xbones

Put your shopping cart in the goddamn corral!! :p  :lol
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« Reply #1003 on: June 27, 2019, 04:04:06 PM »
No, you!

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
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« Reply #1005 on: June 27, 2019, 04:09:49 PM »
Put your whiny ass kids in there too.  :rollin
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1006 on: June 27, 2019, 04:19:36 PM »
That's brilliant.
if I want ice cream or a chocolate or a cake, I fucking have it
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« Reply #1007 on: June 27, 2019, 04:24:25 PM »
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1009 on: June 28, 2019, 09:25:32 AM »
Not sure I've seen the Lawful Evil before  :lol

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1010 on: June 28, 2019, 09:38:40 AM »
Not sure I've seen the Lawful Evil before  :lol

Never shopped at a busy Costco before, huh?
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1011 on: June 28, 2019, 09:47:52 AM »
Not sure I've seen the Lawful Evil before  :lol

Never shopped at a busy Costco before, huh?

I did post that one picture of a recent costco experience... but I guess I probably have seen it and just never payed attention to notice people nicely stacked the carts... in the middle of no where

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1013 on: June 28, 2019, 12:03:36 PM »
Isn't "launching" (chaotic good) simply one way of "returning" (neutral good)?  And, if so, wouldn't a person who "launches" be both neutral good and chaotic good?  Is that even possible?
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« Reply #1014 on: June 28, 2019, 12:05:10 PM »
Isn't "launching" (chaotic good) simply one way of "returning" (neutral good)?  And, if so, wouldn't a person who "launches" be both neutral good and chaotic good?  Is that even possible?

Launching is haphazardly throwing it in the general corral. Returning is making sure it's pushed nicely into the card ahead of it, etc.
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