Author Topic: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral? (Read 92564 times)

cramx3 · « **Reply #980 on:** June 12, 2019, 03:40:54 PM »

Cotton balls in your ears?

pg1067 · « **Reply #981 on:** June 12, 2019, 03:56:33 PM »

Quote from: Samsara on June 12, 2019, 02:37:30 PM

Quote from: TAC on June 12, 2019, 12:32:42 PM

My van. My carriage.

Motherfuckers!

You need an ass kicking.

I will fly to Boston to stand by TAC...my hero!

TAC · « **Reply #982 on:** June 12, 2019, 04:00:41 PM »

It's on!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #983 on:** June 12, 2019, 04:23:00 PM »

I counted 29 kids in that Taiwanese clown car. If unedited,

Didn't follow it closely enough to see if it was 'shopped.

Herrick · « **Reply #984 on:** June 12, 2019, 05:52:06 PM »

Quote from: vtgrad on June 07, 2019, 09:34:25 AM

To touch on Barto's question, I simply step back and let the other animals sort out who goes to the new open line... no need for fisticuffs if I'm just buying ice cream. Though if I'm buying chips or kale (or kale chips) you better get the ---- out of my way.

vtgrad · « **Reply #985 on:** June 13, 2019, 10:19:36 AM »

Quote from: Herrick on June 12, 2019, 05:52:06 PM

Quote from: vtgrad on June 07, 2019, 09:34:25 AM

To touch on Barto's question, I simply step back and let the other animals sort out who goes to the new open line... no need for fisticuffs if I'm just buying ice cream. Though if I'm buying chips or kale (or kale chips) you better get the ---- out of my way.

Kale man... Kale. It will change your life. Perhaps TAC could rub a few leaves on that groin to reduce the swelling.

And being inspired by TAC, I'll make sure that I go one-up on his move the next time I'm at the market. Zip ties baby... this thread may morph into the old Denis Leary bit. Which one of us is the world's biggest a$$hole?

El Barto · « **Reply #986 on:** June 13, 2019, 11:13:08 AM »

The bigger question is who the hell backs a giant fucking minivan into a spot like that? It's not going to look any less pathetic than it really is, and you're probably going to piss people off who have to wait for your 3 point turns in and out of there.

The Walrus · « **Reply #987 on:** June 13, 2019, 11:19:20 AM »

Quote from: vtgrad on June 13, 2019, 10:19:36 AM

Quote from: Herrick on June 12, 2019, 05:52:06 PM
Quote from: vtgrad on June 07, 2019, 09:34:25 AM

To touch on Barto's question, I simply step back and let the other animals sort out who goes to the new open line... no need for fisticuffs if I'm just buying ice cream. Though if I'm buying chips or kale (or kale chips) you better get the ---- out of my way.

Kale man... Kale. It will change your life. Perhaps TAC could rub a few leaves on that groin to reduce the swelling.

And being inspired by TAC, I'll make sure that I go one-up on his move the next time I'm at the market. Zip ties baby... this thread may morph into the old Denis Leary bit. Which one of us is the world's biggest a$$hole?

I use shopping carts, and I leave them around
I'd take them with me and leave them all over town
I'm an asshooole~
It's their job, not mine, so I don't put them back
I tell stores to blow me and pick up my slack!
I'm an asshooole~

Parodying Denis Leary's song, just having fun, it's not mean-spirited...

Cool Chris · « **Reply #988 on:** June 13, 2019, 12:11:12 PM »

Man I haven't heard that song in decades, I loved that song!

Samsara · « **Reply #989 on:** June 13, 2019, 01:07:08 PM »

Next time I see Tim, I don't care what the situation is, I'm bringing him a shopping cart. Gonna happen.

bosk1 · « **Reply #990 on:** June 14, 2019, 07:16:01 AM »

Quote from: Samsara on June 13, 2019, 01:07:08 PM

Next time I see Tim, I don't care what the situation is, I'm bringing him a shopping cart. Gonna happen.

In doing so, you will thereby share in the eternal guilt of him leaving it wherever he pleases. YOU ARE SIMPLY HIS ENABLER!

Dublagent66 · « **Reply #991 on:** June 14, 2019, 09:11:10 AM »

Samsara · « **Reply #992 on:** June 14, 2019, 10:58:49 AM »

Quote from: bosk1 on June 14, 2019, 07:16:01 AM

Quote from: Samsara on June 13, 2019, 01:07:08 PM
Next time I see Tim, I don't care what the situation is, I'm bringing him a shopping cart. Gonna happen.

In doing so, you will thereby share in the eternal guilt of him leaving it wherever he pleases. YOU ARE SIMPLY HIS ENABLER!

TAC · « **Reply #993 on:** June 14, 2019, 12:31:43 PM »

bosk1 · « **Reply #994 on:** June 14, 2019, 05:47:18 PM »

On a tangential note, I think that may be the single best use of the "evilmonkey" emoticon in the history of this forum.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #995 on:** June 14, 2019, 05:50:06 PM »

Bosk1, you know how out of control this thread is that Tim and I send pictures of carts at every grocery store we are at to harass each other.

It never ends.

Anguyen92 · « **Reply #996 on:** June 14, 2019, 05:54:03 PM »

Quote from: bosk1 on June 14, 2019, 05:47:18 PM

On a tangential note, I think that may be the single best use of the "evilmonkey" emoticon in the history of this forum.

I didn't even know it existed for us to use on this forum. It needs to be used more.

TAC · « **Reply #997 on:** June 14, 2019, 05:54:53 PM »

Did you just call him Bosk1?

Why don't you just call him Sir?
So damn formal.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #998 on:** June 14, 2019, 06:03:43 PM »

Tim, do you know how smartphones work or do you still have a flip phone?

TAC · « **Reply #999 on:** June 14, 2019, 06:05:50 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on June 14, 2019, 06:03:43 PM

Tim, do you know how smartphones work or do you still have a flip phone?

I like to flip it and say "Scotty, bean me up" just for fun.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1000 on:** June 14, 2019, 06:58:27 PM »

And that reference comes to you via rabbit ears.

TAC · « **Reply #1001 on:** June 14, 2019, 06:59:17 PM »

With aluminum foil.

Dublagent66 · « **Reply #1002 on:** June 27, 2019, 02:46:15 PM »

Hahaha...y'all thought this thread was dead and gone. Bwaaaaaaahahahaha!!!

Put your shopping cart in the goddamn corral!!

pg1067 · « **Reply #1003 on:** June 27, 2019, 04:04:06 PM »

No, you!

Lonk · « **Reply #1004 on:** June 27, 2019, 04:08:48 PM »

Dublagent66 · « **Reply #1005 on:** June 27, 2019, 04:09:49 PM »

Put your whiny ass kids in there too.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1006 on:** June 27, 2019, 04:19:36 PM »

That's brilliant.

pg1067 · « **Reply #1007 on:** June 27, 2019, 04:24:25 PM »

Ruba · « **Reply #1008 on:** June 27, 2019, 06:07:22 PM »

Quote from: Vmadera00 on June 27, 2019, 04:08:48 PM

cramx3 · « **Reply #1009 on:** June 28, 2019, 09:25:32 AM »

Not sure I've seen the Lawful Evil before

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1010 on:** June 28, 2019, 09:38:40 AM »

Quote from: cramx3 on June 28, 2019, 09:25:32 AM

Not sure I've seen the Lawful Evil before

Never shopped at a busy Costco before, huh?

cramx3 · « **Reply #1011 on:** June 28, 2019, 09:47:52 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on June 28, 2019, 09:38:40 AM

Quote from: cramx3 on June 28, 2019, 09:25:32 AM
Not sure I've seen the Lawful Evil before

Never shopped at a busy Costco before, huh?

I did post that one picture of a recent costco experience... but I guess I probably have seen it and just never payed attention to notice people nicely stacked the carts... in the middle of no where

The Walrus · « **Reply #1012 on:** June 28, 2019, 10:56:44 AM »

Quote from: Vmadera00 on June 27, 2019, 04:08:48 PM

pg1067 · « **Reply #1013 on:** June 28, 2019, 12:03:36 PM »

Isn't "launching" (chaotic good) simply one way of "returning" (neutral good)? And, if so, wouldn't a person who "launches" be both neutral good and chaotic good? Is that even possible?

Adami · « **Reply #1014 on:** June 28, 2019, 12:05:10 PM »

Quote from: pg1067 on June 28, 2019, 12:03:36 PM

Isn't "launching" (chaotic good) simply one way of "returning" (neutral good)? And, if so, wouldn't a person who "launches" be both neutral good and chaotic good? Is that even possible?

Launching is haphazardly throwing it in the general corral. Returning is making sure it's pushed nicely into the card ahead of it, etc.

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Author Topic: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral? (Read 92564 times)