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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1190 on: December 10, 2019, 05:18:15 PM »
Mike liked shopping in different grocery stores,  the same grocery store didnt excite him anymore, he knew where the taco seasoning was.

He wanted to take a 5 year break making tacos and focus on quesadillas and burritos,  and Mexican bowls.

Mike wanted Mexican variety. 
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1191 on: December 10, 2019, 09:47:23 PM »
I think the people who simply don't care will continue to leave their carts where ever they want as long as there are no real repercussions for doing so.

 :lol

Repercussions? :lol

Will I have my shopping cart license revoked?

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1192 on: December 11, 2019, 07:34:40 AM »
Jesus Christ this thread.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1193 on: December 11, 2019, 07:36:13 AM »
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1194 on: December 11, 2019, 07:36:34 AM »
Jesus Christ this thread.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1195 on: December 11, 2019, 07:37:53 AM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1197 on: December 11, 2019, 08:25:04 AM »
This is probably going to be disagreeable, but I don't think 'putting the shopping cart away' is the best litmus test for whether someone is a good person. Plenty of bad people put the cart away. In a similar vein, I don't think one's degree of politeness tracks whether they are a good person. To be fair, putting the cart away is a norm of courtesy, not a norm of politeness, per se. But anyway, there are plenty of polite, manipulative, bad people, and there are plenty of gruff, to-the-point, border-line rude great people.

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« Reply #1198 on: December 11, 2019, 08:33:48 AM »
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1199 on: December 11, 2019, 08:56:03 AM »
Hail Mary full of Grace... help Tim put the carts back in their place.
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« Reply #1200 on: December 11, 2019, 10:27:40 AM »
Nail Tim to a cart and nail a cabbage to his head. Parade him around the parking lot.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1201 on: December 11, 2019, 10:31:27 AM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1202 on: December 11, 2019, 10:34:58 AM »
Growing up Catholic, you hear you'll go to hell for a lot less than not putting the carts in the corral. So I should just accept my fate, and leave them out. But the years I spent getting those fucking things from the parking lot in the middle of fucking snowstorms, bitching at you asses who don't put them away, has got me firmly in the "put the fucking carts in the corral" camp.

See y'all in hell though. You get there before me, make sure there is a shopping cart loaded with beer, and good music playing. Hear that Tim? GOOD music playing. Like Winger.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1203 on: December 11, 2019, 10:38:45 AM »
Growing up Catholic, you hear you'll go to hell for a lot less than not putting the carts in the corral. So I should just accept my fate, and leave them out. But the years I spent getting those fucking things from the parking lot in the middle of fucking snowstorms, bitching at you asses who don't put them away, has got me firmly in the "put the fucking carts in the corral" camp.

Word.

See y'all in hell though. You get there before me, make sure there is a shopping cart loaded with beer, and good music playing.

Say word, son.

Hear that Tim? GOOD music playing. Like Winger.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1204 on: December 11, 2019, 10:39:53 AM »


See y'all in hell though. You get there before me, make sure there is a shopping cart loaded with beer, and good music playing. Hear that Tim? GOOD music playing. Like Winger.

Yup..pretty much sounds like Hell to me. :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #1205 on: December 11, 2019, 10:40:50 AM »
 :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #1206 on: December 11, 2019, 10:41:50 AM »
GOOD music playing. Like Winger.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1207 on: December 11, 2019, 10:43:38 AM »
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Boss rolled into my office (unfortunately not in a shopping cart) asking what the fuck was I just laughing about (apparently the hallway was amused). So I asked her if she puts the carts in the corral. She said she did, because she doesn't want the damn carts denting her car. Boss is a keeper. Might have to up the level of the Xmas present this year.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1208 on: December 11, 2019, 10:44:04 AM »
Jesus Christ this thread.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1209 on: December 11, 2019, 10:46:59 AM »
I'm literally heading to the grocery store right now. Will report my findings later.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1210 on: December 11, 2019, 10:49:26 AM »
I'm literally heading to the grocery store right now. Will report my findings later.

Put the fucking cart in the corral you heartless bastard!  :lol

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1211 on: December 11, 2019, 10:52:13 AM »
I'm literally heading to the grocery store right now. Will report my findings later.

The findings? AKA your path of destruction left behind  :lol

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1212 on: December 11, 2019, 10:56:19 AM »
I think this is the best thread on the forum. No exaggeration.  :lol
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« Reply #1213 on: December 11, 2019, 11:22:50 AM »
PG - Don't deny it. You have a Winger shirt and secretly love Stuart.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1214 on: December 11, 2019, 11:41:42 AM »
That last pic is Stuart Scott, ESPN, RIP. 

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1215 on: December 11, 2019, 12:03:06 PM »
That last pic is Stuart Scott, ESPN, RIP. 

Decent guy; our kids went to the same school for about 12 minutes there.

You literally cannot get through the foreword of his book without balling your eyes out.

His book is amazing.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #1216 on: December 11, 2019, 12:07:13 PM »
Tim, I'll assume you bought the book.  You would never go to the library.   You hate returning everything. 
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« Reply #1217 on: December 11, 2019, 12:10:29 PM »
Tim, I'll assume you bought the book.  You would never go to the library.   You hate returning everything.

Hah. But I hate buying a book I can read for free more.

I did drop it in the slot though.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #1218 on: December 11, 2019, 12:13:34 PM »
Isn't this where Chad comes in with a Mrs. TAC joke?
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« Reply #1219 on: December 11, 2019, 12:14:55 PM »
Drop it like it's hot....
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« Reply #1220 on: December 11, 2019, 12:23:33 PM »
Isn't this where Chad comes in with a Mrs. TAC joke?

I saw what I wrote, pondered it, and said what the hell! :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #1221 on: December 11, 2019, 12:34:08 PM »
X




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Oh, and fuck that giant red bag full of reusable bags.

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1222 on: December 11, 2019, 12:38:35 PM »
How far away was the corral?

If it's like 2 parking spaces away, do you avoid it on principle?
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« Reply #1223 on: December 11, 2019, 12:39:31 PM »
Isn't this where Chad comes in with a Mrs. TAC joke?

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« Reply #1224 on: December 11, 2019, 12:45:19 PM »
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