Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?

[King Postwhore]

Mike liked shopping in different grocery stores,  the same grocery store didnt excite him anymore, he knew where the taco seasoning was.

He wanted to take a 5 year break making tacos and focus on quesadillas and burritos,  and Mexican bowls.

Mike wanted Mexican variety. 

[Herrick]

I think the people who simply don't care will continue to leave their carts where ever they want as long as there are no real repercussions for doing so.

Repercussions?

Will I have my shopping cart license revoked?

I was actually going to make a disclaimer that I wasn't talking about you but I couldn't quite figure out what to write.

[hefdaddy42]

Jesus Christ this thread.

[T-ski]

Jesus Christ this thread.

okay...

[The Walrus]

Jesus Christ this thread.

It's the gift that keeps on giving. Tis the season. You're welcome! 

[TAC]

[Lonk]

Jesus Christ this thread.

okay...

[H2]

This is probably going to be disagreeable, but I don't think 'putting the shopping cart away' is the best litmus test for whether someone is a good person. Plenty of bad people put the cart away. In a similar vein, I don't think one's degree of politeness tracks whether they are a good person. To be fair, putting the cart away is a norm of courtesy, not a norm of politeness, per se. But anyway, there are plenty of polite, manipulative, bad people, and there are plenty of gruff, to-the-point, border-line rude great people.

[Dublagent66]

[vtgrad]

Hail Mary full of Grace... help Tim put the carts back in their place.

[King Postwhore]

Nail Tim to a cart and nail a cabbage to his head. Parade him around the parking lot.

[TAC]

[Samsara]

Growing up Catholic, you hear you'll go to hell for a lot less than not putting the carts in the corral. So I should just accept my fate, and leave them out. But the years I spent getting those fucking things from the parking lot in the middle of fucking snowstorms, bitching at you asses who don't put them away, has got me firmly in the "put the fucking carts in the corral" camp.

See y'all in hell though. You get there before me, make sure there is a shopping cart loaded with beer, and good music playing. Hear that Tim? GOOD music playing. Like Winger.

[The Walrus]

Growing up Catholic, you hear you'll go to hell for a lot less than not putting the carts in the corral. So I should just accept my fate, and leave them out. But the years I spent getting those fucking things from the parking lot in the middle of fucking snowstorms, bitching at you asses who don't put them away, has got me firmly in the "put the fucking carts in the corral" camp.

Word.

See y'all in hell though. You get there before me, make sure there is a shopping cart loaded with beer, and good music playing.

Say word, son.

Hear that Tim? GOOD music playing. Like Winger.

[TAC]

See y'all in hell though. You get there before me, make sure there is a shopping cart loaded with beer, and good music playing. Hear that Tim? GOOD music playing. Like Winger.

Yup..pretty much sounds like Hell to me.

[King Postwhore]

 

[pg1067]

GOOD music playing. Like Winger.

What is "words that have never been written in the same sentence?"!

[Samsara]

 

Boss rolled into my office (unfortunately not in a shopping cart) asking what the fuck was I just laughing about (apparently the hallway was amused). So I asked her if she puts the carts in the corral. She said she did, because she doesn't want the damn carts denting her car. Boss is a keeper. Might have to up the level of the Xmas present this year.

PG - Don't deny it. You have a Winger shirt and secretly love Stuart.

[cramx3]

Jesus Christ this thread.

triggered such great responses

[TAC]

I'm literally heading to the grocery store right now. Will report my findings later.

[Samsara]

I'm literally heading to the grocery store right now. Will report my findings later.

Put the fucking cart in the corral you heartless bastard! 

p.s. don't forget the beer.

[cramx3]

I'm literally heading to the grocery store right now. Will report my findings later.

The findings? AKA your path of destruction left behind 

[The Walrus]

I think this is the best thread on the forum. No exaggeration. 

[pg1067]

PG - Don't deny it. You have a Winger shirt and secretly love Stuart.

Seriously...who?

[Stadler]

That last pic is Stuart Scott, ESPN, RIP. 

Decent guy; our kids went to the same school for about 12 minutes there.

[TAC]

That last pic is Stuart Scott, ESPN, RIP. 

Decent guy; our kids went to the same school for about 12 minutes there.

You literally cannot get through the foreword of his book without balling your eyes out.

His book is amazing.

[King Postwhore]

Tim, I'll assume you bought the book.  You would never go to the library.   You hate returning everything. 

[TAC]

Tim, I'll assume you bought the book.  You would never go to the library.   You hate returning everything.

Hah. But I hate buying a book I can read for free more.

I did drop it in the slot though.

[The Walrus]

Isn't this where Chad comes in with a Mrs. TAC joke?

[King Postwhore]

Drop it like it's hot....

[TAC]

Isn't this where Chad comes in with a Mrs. TAC joke?

I saw what I wrote, pondered it, and said what the hell!

[TAC]

X




....marks the spot!








Oh, and fuck that giant red bag full of reusable bags.

[Adami]

How far away was the corral?

If it's like 2 parking spaces away, do you avoid it on principle?

[jingle.boy]

Isn't this where Chad comes in with a Mrs. TAC joke?

I'm above that.























So is Mrs. TAC 

[pg1067]

X




....marks the spot!

So beautiful, I almost shed a tear.