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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1120 on: December 06, 2019, 08:16:23 AM »
I disagree with Adami.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1121 on: December 06, 2019, 08:21:06 AM »
Resolution is an illusion.  Nothing is ever resolved.  Ever.

Well, here's to another 32 pages then  :corn
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1122 on: December 06, 2019, 09:28:35 AM »
Fuck me.  This thread is up to 32 pages!?  :rollin

Should read it all.

That's what I want to do one day as well, how come hotly sensitive political topics get resolved in 6-7 pages and shopping carts to the corral require 32?  :lol

I'd say 20 pages of this thread is us ripping on Tim because it's so damn fun. :lol

Love ya Tim! :lol

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1123 on: December 06, 2019, 09:51:08 AM »
I disagree with Adami.

I agree with both Stads and Adami.  Which means I disagree with them both?

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1124 on: December 06, 2019, 09:53:28 AM »





Yeah, I leave them in the spot and overnight they magically appear in a corral.

Overnight, the Parking Lot Elf replaces all carts not in the corral and silently plans Tim's death... something involving a shopping cart with one bad wheel and a mini-van perhaps.

And let's talk about this corral for a second... this is one of those useless designs with no divider in the middle it appears (undoubtedly designed by Tim's alter ego).  So someone who does decide to return his cart (after pages of heckling on some band's message board) also decides to to put his cart in the corral with such force that the other carts fly out the other side.  "At least I put MINE in... " he says.

I disagree with Adami.

I agree with both Stads and Adami.  Which means I disagree with them both?

#circularloop

The story ends where it begins...
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1125 on: December 06, 2019, 10:56:50 AM »
Over the last couple of years I've actually been guilty of leaving the trolley in the carpark if I'm in a bad mood, which happens a lot mind you.  I always make the effort of putting them back but there has been about 3 times I've left them.  I feel guilty about it after I leave but it's mainly cause there isn't a trolley station anywhere near by.

No need to feel guilty over something that feels so good.  Come over to the dark side!


Fuck me.  This thread is up to 32 pages!?  :rollin

Should read it all.

That's what I want to do one day as well, how come hotly sensitive political topics get resolved in 6-7 pages and shopping carts to the corral require 32?  :lol

No one's ever really gone.


And let's talk about this corral for a second... this is one of those useless designs with no divider in the middle it appears (undoubtedly designed by Tim's alter ego).  So someone who does decide to return his cart (after pages of heckling on some band's message board) also decides to to put his cart in the corral with such force that the other carts fly out the other side.  "At least I put MINE in... " he says.

If we're talking corral design, let's invent one with a tractor beam....
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1126 on: December 06, 2019, 10:58:33 AM »
The force is strong with this one.  :lol
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« Reply #1127 on: December 06, 2019, 11:25:15 AM »
There's devilry afoot. I can sense it.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1128 on: December 06, 2019, 11:57:47 AM »
These are not the carts you're looking for.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1129 on: December 06, 2019, 12:09:21 PM »
If we're talking corral design, let's invent one with a tractor beam....

Or a cone.
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« Reply #1130 on: December 06, 2019, 12:23:44 PM »


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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1132 on: December 06, 2019, 12:56:47 PM »
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« Reply #1133 on: December 06, 2019, 01:11:25 PM »
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« Reply #1134 on: December 06, 2019, 03:49:38 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1135 on: December 06, 2019, 04:38:26 PM »
...from the corral? 

Right, there are.

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There are janitors too, but hopefully you throw your trash in a bin.

Not applicable.

Honest question: why not?

Well, since when do we confuse littering with leaving a shopping cart in a parking lot? Unfortunately people do litter all throughout the store. I just don't view them as similar issues.

Companies don't want to pay baggers, so you bag your own. They don't want to pay cashiers, so you self scan. And since they already don't schedule baggers, there's obviously no one to gather carts, so they expect you to now do that for them.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1136 on: December 06, 2019, 05:12:18 PM »
TAC if I didn't love you so much I'd be developing the technology to let me reach through computers and box your ears.  :lol
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1137 on: December 06, 2019, 05:17:03 PM »
TAC if I didn't love you so much I'd be developing the technology to let me reach through computers and box your ears.  :lol

 :lol


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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1138 on: December 06, 2019, 05:32:29 PM »
You're like Stadler For Dummies version when posting.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1139 on: December 06, 2019, 05:35:21 PM »
You're like Stadler For Dummies version when posting.

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« Reply #1140 on: December 06, 2019, 06:23:38 PM »
It just rolls off the tongue. lolololol
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« Reply #1141 on: December 07, 2019, 06:01:43 AM »
Stadler, at least has the annoying habit of making a point occasionally. Something you never need worry about, Tim.
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« Reply #1142 on: December 07, 2019, 06:18:09 AM »
Tim does though Gregg.  We all just shake our head at him.  Lol
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« Reply #1143 on: December 07, 2019, 06:36:18 AM »
Stadler, at least has the annoying habit of making a point occasionally. Something you never need worry about, Tim.

Shut it old man.  ;D
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« Reply #1144 on: December 07, 2019, 06:37:23 AM »
Old man on old man crime.
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« Reply #1145 on: December 07, 2019, 06:49:00 AM »
Stadler, at least has the annoying habit of making a point occasionally. Something you never need worry about, Tim.

Shut it old man.  ;D

Is that any way to talk to your elders?  :-*
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« Reply #1146 on: December 07, 2019, 07:17:34 AM »
You're like Stadler For Dummies version when posting.

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I actually kind of like that.  I can't ever use it, but I like it.  :)

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« Reply #1147 on: December 07, 2019, 08:00:52 AM »
I can.  :lol
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« Reply #1148 on: December 08, 2019, 06:02:23 AM »
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« Reply #1149 on: December 08, 2019, 06:28:50 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #1150 on: December 08, 2019, 06:40:09 AM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #1151 on: December 08, 2019, 06:43:05 AM »
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« Reply #1152 on: December 08, 2019, 06:47:39 AM »
I feel humbled.   :)

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« Reply #1153 on: December 08, 2019, 07:13:05 AM »
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« Reply #1154 on: December 08, 2019, 10:00:22 AM »
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