Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?

[Adami]

I disagree with Adami.

Fine!

4-6 people.

[Northern Lion]

Resolution is an illusion.  Nothing is ever resolved.  Ever.

Well, here's to another 32 pages then 

[TAC]

Fuck me.  This thread is up to 32 pages!? 

Should read it all.

That's what I want to do one day as well, how come hotly sensitive political topics get resolved in 6-7 pages and shopping carts to the corral require 32? 

I'd say 20 pages of this thread is us ripping on Tim because it's so damn fun.

Love ya Tim!

[jingle.boy]

I disagree with Adami.

I agree with both Stads and Adami.  Which means I disagree with them both?

#circularloop

[vtgrad]

Yeah, I leave them in the spot and overnight they magically appear in a corral.

Overnight, the Parking Lot Elf replaces all carts not in the corral and silently plans Tim's death... something involving a shopping cart with one bad wheel and a mini-van perhaps.

And let's talk about this corral for a second... this is one of those useless designs with no divider in the middle it appears (undoubtedly designed by Tim's alter ego).  So someone who does decide to return his cart (after pages of heckling on some band's message board) also decides to to put his cart in the corral with such force that the other carts fly out the other side.  "At least I put MINE in... " he says.

I disagree with Adami.

I agree with both Stads and Adami.  Which means I disagree with them both?

#circularloop

The story ends where it begins...

[pg1067]

Over the last couple of years I've actually been guilty of leaving the trolley in the carpark if I'm in a bad mood, which happens a lot mind you.  I always make the effort of putting them back but there has been about 3 times I've left them.  I feel guilty about it after I leave but it's mainly cause there isn't a trolley station anywhere near by.

No need to feel guilty over something that feels so good.  Come over to the dark side!

Fuck me.  This thread is up to 32 pages!? 

Should read it all.

That's what I want to do one day as well, how come hotly sensitive political topics get resolved in 6-7 pages and shopping carts to the corral require 32? 

No one's ever really gone.

And let's talk about this corral for a second... this is one of those useless designs with no divider in the middle it appears (undoubtedly designed by Tim's alter ego).  So someone who does decide to return his cart (after pages of heckling on some band's message board) also decides to to put his cart in the corral with such force that the other carts fly out the other side.  "At least I put MINE in... " he says.

If we're talking corral design, let's invent one with a tractor beam....

[bosk1]

The force is strong with this one. 

[The Walrus]

There's devilry afoot. I can sense it.

[Stadler]

These are not the carts you're looking for.

[jingle.boy]

If we're talking corral design, let's invent one with a tractor beam....

Or a cone.

[Stadler]

or

[pg1067]

or

[hefdaddy42]

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

[pg1067]

[The Walrus]

 

[TAC]

...from the corral? 

Right, there are.

There are janitors too, but hopefully you throw your trash in a bin.

Not applicable.

Honest question: why not?

Well, since when do we confuse littering with leaving a shopping cart in a parking lot? Unfortunately people do litter all throughout the store. I just don't view them as similar issues.

Companies don't want to pay baggers, so you bag your own. They don't want to pay cashiers, so you self scan. And since they already don't schedule baggers, there's obviously no one to gather carts, so they expect you to now do that for them.

[The Walrus]

TAC if I didn't love you so much I'd be developing the technology to let me reach through computers and box your ears. 

[TAC]

TAC if I didn't love you so much I'd be developing the technology to let me reach through computers and box your ears. 

I feel like Stadler in P/R.

[King Postwhore]

You're like Stadler For Dummies version when posting.

*cock walks over dead body*

[TAC]

You're like Stadler For Dummies version when posting.

Stadler For Dummies   

[King Postwhore]

It just rolls off the tongue. lolololol

[Podaar]

Stadler, at least has the annoying habit of making a point occasionally. Something you never need worry about, Tim.

[King Postwhore]

Tim does though Gregg.  We all just shake our head at him.  Lol

[TAC]

Stadler, at least has the annoying habit of making a point occasionally. Something you never need worry about, Tim.

Shut it old man. 

[King Postwhore]

Old man on old man crime.

[Podaar]

Stadler, at least has the annoying habit of making a point occasionally. Something you never need worry about, Tim.

Shut it old man. 

Is that any way to talk to your elders? 

[Stadler]

You're like Stadler For Dummies version when posting.

Stadler For Dummies   

I actually kind of like that.  I can't ever use it, but I like it. 

[King Postwhore]

I can. 

[Lonk]

[jingle.boy]

[TAC]

[The Walrus]

 

[Stadler]

I feel humbled.   

[King Postwhore]

 

[jammindude]

 

That's it.  I want a copy!!