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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1085 on: December 04, 2019, 09:14:44 AM »
Happy Holidays, ladies and jerks.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1086 on: December 04, 2019, 09:22:59 AM »
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1087 on: December 04, 2019, 10:13:35 AM »
I'm just amazed you all talked about carts?

No, we're talking about the dumbasses who don't return the carts.  :lol :rollin :lol
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1088 on: December 04, 2019, 10:29:10 AM »
Oy vey
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1089 on: December 04, 2019, 10:33:59 AM »





Yeah, I leave them in the spot and overnight they magically appear in a corral.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1090 on: December 04, 2019, 10:45:08 AM »





Yeah, I leave them in the spot and overnight they magically appear in a corral.

I seriously cannot wait until I return to your area of the country in a few years. I'm literally showing up at your work, and surrounding your vehicle with shopping carts. Like six rows deep on all sides, and I'm getting people at your place in on it when it happens. You'll never know.

And when you get out of work, I'll be sitting in a lounge chair, with my feet up (better make this summer), just waiting. Gonna be incredible.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1091 on: December 04, 2019, 10:45:32 AM »
I think I have a crush on Samsara now.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1092 on: December 04, 2019, 10:52:21 AM »
I find myself aroused, as well.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1093 on: December 04, 2019, 11:03:34 AM »
#metoo
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1094 on: December 04, 2019, 11:24:46 AM »
Tim, show us the where the carts touched you as a child.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1095 on: December 04, 2019, 11:30:03 AM »
I think I have a crush on Samsara now.

I find myself aroused, as well.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1096 on: December 04, 2019, 11:31:07 AM »
Happy Holidays, ladies and jerks.



What an odd concept.  If only there were someone whose job it was to retrieve the carts.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1097 on: December 04, 2019, 11:37:09 AM »
...from the corral? 

Right, there are.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1098 on: December 04, 2019, 11:48:22 AM »
What I'm curious about, is if the person loading up the SUV in the back returned the cart to the corral right next to the SUV, clearly the person across from them couldn't be hassled to walk the 15ft to return theirs.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1099 on: December 04, 2019, 11:59:59 AM »
...from the corral? 

Right, there are.

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1100 on: December 04, 2019, 12:29:40 PM »
...from the corral? 

Right, there are.

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There are janitors too, but hopefully you throw your trash in a bin.



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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1101 on: December 04, 2019, 12:44:05 PM »
...from the corral? 

Right, there are.

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Not applicable.

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1102 on: December 04, 2019, 12:53:08 PM »
Tim doesn't do that either.  :lol
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1103 on: December 04, 2019, 12:54:56 PM »
Tim doesn't do that either.  :lol

Hah! No I definitely do not litter.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1104 on: December 04, 2019, 12:57:01 PM »
You put trash in the proper receptacle, but not shopping carts?
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1105 on: December 04, 2019, 12:57:59 PM »
You put trash in the proper receptacle, but not shopping carts?


Yes, and I recycle whenever possible.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1106 on: December 04, 2019, 09:06:22 PM »
...from the corral? 

Right, there are.

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Not applicable.

Honest question: why not?
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1107 on: December 05, 2019, 08:44:50 AM »
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1108 on: December 05, 2019, 09:13:02 AM »
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1109 on: December 05, 2019, 09:43:57 AM »
  :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1110 on: December 05, 2019, 09:47:22 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1111 on: December 05, 2019, 09:59:59 AM »
Not all heroes wear capes.

That's directed to Katt... not TAC.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1112 on: December 05, 2019, 11:16:55 AM »
...from the corral? 

Right, there are.

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Not applicable.

Honest question: why not?

I’ll give you an honest answer but I need a keyboard to explain. Later.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1113 on: December 06, 2019, 04:05:36 AM »
Fuck me.  This thread is up to 32 pages!?  :rollin

Should read it all.
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1114 on: December 06, 2019, 04:17:13 AM »
Over the last couple of years I've actually been guilty of leaving the trolley in the carpark if I'm in a bad mood, which happens a lot mind you.  I always make the effort of putting them back but there has been about 3 times I've left them.  I feel guilty about it after I leave but it's mainly cause there isn't a trolley station anywhere near by.

I think a few more bays could alleviate issues of people dumping them where they park.  That's from my point of view over here.  I've gotten into the habit of as we walk past a bay and cause there is only 2 of us, I load up and carry all the bags to the car while the mrs puts the trolley back.  Seems to be working well lately.  Obviously that wouldn't work with people with large families and more groceries.

I always feel bad seeing the little Indian worker having to scourer the carpark collecting runaway trolleys.  He probably doesn't get paid much so if I can make his job easier I'm more than happy to do so.  Sometimes as he's collecting I'll take the trolley over to him to save him walking.  They always seem very appreciative of this and that's a good thing.

I think putting them back is just more satisfying from a personal point of view.  I guess it's a moral thing.  I've done it as I said a few times but I don't anymore.
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« Reply #1115 on: December 06, 2019, 06:49:42 AM »
Fuck me.  This thread is up to 32 pages!?  :rollin

Should read it all.

That's what I want to do one day as well, how come hotly sensitive political topics get resolved in 6-7 pages and shopping carts to the corral require 32?  :lol
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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1116 on: December 06, 2019, 07:06:32 AM »
Resolution is an illusion.  Nothing is ever resolved.  Ever.
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« Reply #1117 on: December 06, 2019, 08:01:39 AM »
Fuck me.  This thread is up to 32 pages!?  :rollin

Should read it all.

That's what I want to do one day as well, how come hotly sensitive political topics get resolved in 6-7 pages and shopping carts to the corral require 32?  :lol

I'd say 20 pages of this thread is us ripping on Tim because it's so damn fun. :lol

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1118 on: December 06, 2019, 08:03:39 AM »
Fuck me.  This thread is up to 32 pages!?  :rollin

Should read it all.

That's what I want to do one day as well, how come hotly sensitive political topics get resolved in 6-7 pages and shopping carts to the corral require 32?  :lol

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Re: Do you put the shopping carts back in the corral?
« Reply #1119 on: December 06, 2019, 08:12:45 AM »
I disagree with Adami.