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I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« on: October 25, 2017, 05:00:15 PM »
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2017, 05:07:43 PM »
JAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMZ!! 

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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2017, 05:08:31 PM »
Does she know yet?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2017, 05:16:57 PM »
Holy crap Jimmy! I miss you bud.
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2017, 05:50:04 PM »
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2017, 06:00:09 PM »
Oh, she knows. We are excited!

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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2017, 06:12:47 PM »
Memo to all the single ladies.. you and Jamesman are no longer a match. (hopefully people remember that thread).
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2017, 06:22:25 PM »
JAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMZ!! 

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He's getting married in about 2 weeks. Didn't you read the thread title?

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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2017, 09:40:15 PM »
Wow, that rocks man!  Congrats!

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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2017, 10:15:37 PM »
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2017, 10:42:53 PM »
Memo to all the single ladies.. you and Jamesman are no longer a match. (hopefully people remember that thread).

:lol Glorious reference!

Congrats Jamesman, and condolences. :D
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2017, 10:45:46 PM »
Memo to all the single ladies.. you and Jamesman are no longer a match. (hopefully people remember that thread).

If someone doesn't get that reference, then we are not a match.
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2017, 03:37:59 AM »
Memo to all the single ladies.. you and Jamesman are no longer a match. (hopefully people remember that thread).

If someone doesn't get that reference, then we are not a match.

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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2017, 04:42:35 AM »
Ah, you are moving along the three rings of marriage....the Engagement Ring, the Wedding Ring, and the Suffering.
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2017, 06:23:46 AM »
Now there's a name that's been sorely missed at DTF!  Congrats man.

When is she due?  :neverusethis:
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2017, 06:38:55 AM »
James my man.  Congrats dude.
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2017, 06:56:45 AM »
Congrats, dude!

Some of the posts in this thread are hilarious! :lol
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2017, 07:09:34 AM »
Congrats James!!!!

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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2017, 07:12:25 AM »
Looks like congratulations are in order then! :tup :zydar:
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2017, 08:12:15 AM »
And like you experienced here you will soon learn a new meaning for "banned"......congrats wish you guys well!
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #20 on: October 26, 2017, 08:29:11 AM »
You don't come around for a whole year and suddenly show up to tell us you're getting married?  Someone has some splaining to do!  :p  :biggrin:
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2017, 08:54:35 AM »
JAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMZ!! 

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What's happenin', man?

He's getting married in about 2 weeks. Didn't you read the thread title?

I was just about to helpfully point out the exact same thing.  ;) :) :) :)

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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2018, 04:21:55 PM »
Didn't want to start a new thread, but here goes a marriage related question.

I'm going to my uncle's wedding in a few weeks. How much cash do you guy's usually put in the envelope?

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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2018, 04:32:04 PM »
I give Family $100.
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2018, 04:43:40 PM »
Didn't want to start a new thread, but here goes a marriage related question.

I'm going to my uncle's wedding in a few weeks. How much cash do you guy's usually put in the envelope?

No cash.  I use checks from accounts that have been closed for at least three years. 

Seriously, I go anywhere from $100 to $200 depending on how close the person/how old/etc.  If my 60 year old cousin gets married for the third time, probably $100.   If it's my cousin's daughter, who is, what 22 or something, and I used to dress up as Santa Clause when she was a kid, she might get $200. 

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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #25 on: April 18, 2018, 05:02:02 PM »
Piggybacking off that question: I'm broke as hell and have a wedding to go to on June 2nd, and also have other things I have to save for. I can maybe scrounge up $50 absolute max. Would that be okay? It's for a friend I've known most of my life, not a best friend, not somebody I hang out with often but a great guy who I've known for almost 25 years and know his family very well. I feel like that's pennies for a wedding gift but it's honestly all I can offer.
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #26 on: April 18, 2018, 05:08:30 PM »
Piggybacking off that question: I'm broke as hell and have a wedding to go to on June 2nd, and also have other things I have to save for. I can maybe scrounge up $50 absolute max. Would that be okay? It's for a friend I've known most of my life, not a best friend, not somebody I hang out with often but a great guy who I've known for almost 25 years and know his family very well. I feel like that's pennies for a wedding gift but it's honestly all I can offer.

I would give the $50 and not lose a moments sleep over it.   You're not required to take out a home equity line of credit to gift at a wedding. 

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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #27 on: April 18, 2018, 05:32:54 PM »
Isn't the general rule to cover the dinner?
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #28 on: April 18, 2018, 05:40:53 PM »
I don't give people money for their weddings. That's weird. I just give them contact info for a good divorce attorney. Seems more practical.
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #29 on: April 18, 2018, 05:55:15 PM »
I don't give people money for their weddings. That's weird. I just give them contact info for a good divorce attorney. Seems more practical.

And for half of them you'd be helping them out in the long run...

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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2018, 06:19:09 PM »
I was actually going to try and mention that to my uncle in private, but I wouldn't dare considering how hard headed he is.

He's 44 and she's 30 with 5 boys from multiple fathers. He's already been divorced once and that one went down in flames, but he "knows what he's doing", so I am staying quiet and will be all smiles as he walks down the aisle.

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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2018, 07:06:51 PM »
My condolences!

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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2018, 07:26:34 PM »
I would feel weird giving money to an older relative for their wedding. Especially if its not a first marriage.

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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2018, 09:10:30 PM »
Just do what I do. Clip out some coupons from the Sunday paper, stuff them in an envelope, and sign somebody else's name.
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Re: I'm getting married in about 2 weeks
« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2018, 05:43:02 AM »
Is it normal to give people cash for their wedding?  That seems weird to me, but everyone is talking like it's the thing to do, so maybe I'm the weird one.  I've given gifts, and I suppose it would be easy enough for them to figure out how much it costs, but never cash.