Ariich's ALBUM Roulette; or, Is The Man Completely Mad? (completed)

[TAC]

J Boy? When The Children Cry?? Seriously?

Why send such a piece of shit? You have so much good music. I only skipped this roulette so you might have a chance to win one  and that's what you do??

I'm so mad.   

This isn't roulette golf where the first guy out wins.

You should've sent fucking Winger. Holy shit.

[Stadler]

You should've sent fucking Winger. Holy shit.

"I'd'a handled it."

[Evermind]

Wow, I just, uh, realized that the score is cumulative and all the previous rounds matter. I suppose I'm the next for elimination then, considering the theme.

So, that being the case, I'm just going to go full Train of Naught mode on you. 4/10 incoming.

Edit: and sent!

[jingle.boy]

J Boy? When The Children Cry?? Seriously?

Why send such a piece of shit? You have so much good music. I only skipped this roulette so you might have a chance to win one  and that's what you do??

I'm so mad.   

This isn't roulette golf where the first guy out wins.

You should've sent fucking Winger. Holy shit.

I considered it. 

[ariich]

Ok all six submissions are in (well done for being so prompt, by the way!). In alphabetical order, they are:

Artificial Language - The Observer
Cursive - The Ugly Organ
The Deadstation - Episode 01: Like Peering Into the Deepest Ocean Abyss
Exxasens - Satellites
Obsidian Kingdom -  A Year with No Summer
Ozzy Osbourne - Diary of a Madman

[Evermind]

RJ - The Deadstation
Elite - Obsidian Kingdom
Stadler - Ozzy

[Crow]

Haha, artificial language
Haha, the worse obsidian kingdom album
Maybe I'll live yet 

Evermind sent artificial language I expect

[Nekov]

Stads sent Ozzy for sure. And I'd guess Elite sent The Deadstation. No idea about the rest

[Tomislav95]

Parama sent The Ugly Organ

[Nekov]

Parama sent The Ugly Organ

Is this some kind of penis related joke?

[Crow]

I mean in the context of the album actually yes
By process of elimination Nekov sent exxasens

[Elite]

Haha, the worse obsidian kingdom album

Haha screw you. Mantiis is two minutes too long

[Crow]

There are more bands in existence than obsidian kingdom tho

Could just send mantiis in a different round 

[Elite]

And I didn’t.

A Year With no Summer was one of my favourite records from 2016, I see absolutely no problem with sending that. Yes, Mantiis may be ‘better’, but they’re so different that they’re pretty difficult to compare. Mantiis isnalso stupidly heavy and dark, so I figured this would be a better choice

[Crow]

I still find a year with no summer incredibly boring personally but hey that's opinions for you

[wolfking]

You should've sent fucking Winger. Holy shit.

"I'd'a handled it."

So glad to walk into this. 

[wolfking]

J Boy? When The Children Cry?? Seriously?

Why send such a piece of shit? You have so much good music. I only skipped this roulette so you might have a chance to win one  and that's what you do??

I'm so mad.   

This isn't roulette golf where the first guy out wins.

You should've sent fucking Winger. Holy shit.

I just youtubed that White Lion song........  

Chad, I was listening to try and defend you from Tim's lashing right here, but I can't, what the fucking fuck were you thinking?  This song....

[Podaar]

He wanted out of the roulette and just threw out a stink grenade.

[Nekov]

Not that I want to beat the dead horse but seriously, that song is pretty weak

[ariich]

I still find a year with no summer incredibly boring personally but hey that's opinions for you

But then you hated the Toehider, which won the first round.

That's not a comment on the new round by the way, as I haven't given the albums a proper listen yet.

[jingle.boy]

I'm willing to be that most of you hear a mound of shredded cheese in those lyrics, I don't.  Plus, the solo more than makes up for it.  Ya'll are stone-cold and soulless.

FWIW, that tune was huge around here with a ton of radio and TV airtime.  And as everyone knows, music is as much about where we were in life (particularly as teenagers) when it made an impact on us.  For instance

Tim - Alice Cooper is a nasally hack, and Thin Lizzy had 3 (maybe 4) good songs.
Gregg - Blue Oyster Cult made a career off of one good hit.

But I don't rag on you guys for music I think blows.     So I got two words for you... suck it.

Now, if I'd sent Talk Dirty To Me... then you have every right to issue these comments to me.   

Stads... is that enough heckling for now?

P.S.... I'm being (mostly) facetious.

Not that I want to beat the dead horse but seriously, that song is pretty weak

And yet, you do   

I get it... I'm the only fucking one at DTF that likes this fucking song.

[ariich]

Hey, I liked it. Just not enough.

[King Postwhore]

No you're not.  I love that song and album.  I saw White Lion on the Pride tour.

That being said from my past experience with Rich I know not to send 80's songs.

[Podaar]

Oh... sorry Chad, I wasn't aware that you liked the song. I thought it was because of Kip 2.0



I had a buddy who called the band, Lilly White Pussy.

Is that over the top? I can never tell.

[ariich]

That being said from my past experience with Rich I know not to send 80's songs.

That's a big generalisation, although technically it's reasonable based on my RYM average ratings:

   3.31   - 1960s
   3.41   - 1970s
   3.03   - 1980s
   3.08   - 1990s
   3.36   - 2000s
   3.61   - 2010s

[King Postwhore]

That being said from my past experience with Rich I know not to send 80's songs.

That's a big generalisation, although technically it's reasonable based on my RYM average ratings:

   3.31   - 1960s
   3.41   - 1970s
   3.03   - 1980s
   3.08   - 1990s
   3.36   - 2000s
   3.61   - 2010s

I think for some the production of the 80's turns some off.  Rich is that what mostly influences the low grading?

[ariich]

I honestly have nothing against any style or genre, I just rate each thing I hear based on how much I like it and that's what's come out. It's possible the production of some of the more glam end of 80s music doesn't speak to me - looking at the 80s albums I rate highly, they tend to be other sorts of things (prog, metal).

[TAC]

On what planet is Rainbow and Ozzy not banned in a roulette?? Ariich, aren't you in England, as in Europe, or is there a small country called England in the back woods of Africa?

[jingle.boy]

On what planet is Rainbow and Ozzy not banned in a roulette?? Ariich, aren't you in England, as in Europe, or is there a small country called England in the back woods of Africa?

I'll bet he knows what a MILF is.

[lonestar]

 

Seriously man, how in the blue fuck did you get to your age without hearing Ozzy?

[King Postwhore]

 

[TAC]

I googled MILF and it was all porn? It didn't explain what MILF stood for.

[King Postwhore]

Dear God.  Ill spell it out.


Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.

[TAC]

Oh OK. I've never heard of that before.


Sorry you had to see that Ariich.. I'm not even in this roulette.

[King Postwhore]