Kill her.
And get the priest as well.
Re: Coffee
I bring a travel mug to work with me. If I get home in the afternoon, I'll brew a pot (3 cups). We recently switched to half caff.
I used to NEVER drink coffee past noon. Two, sometimes three, cups in the morning, and that's it. I've taken to having a cup - sometimes just a half-cup - at night after the kids go to bed, and after a couple weeks/months of some outright shitty sleep, I just broke down and got a small container of decaf. Tried it last night and slept, well, not like a baby, but better than I have in a while.
Modern chemistry, I guess.
On my second cup now, listening to some very good music provided by my friends at DTF while I catch up on emails at work.