Sounds like someone toxic Jay. Good riddance. I hope you feel better.
I had one hell of a day. I left work early and stopped at the grocery store a few miles down from my house to pick up some last minute things. Since I have a new car and I've never had a new car before I parked it at the very end of the parking lot as I normally do. My car isn't special but it means a lot to me since it's my first new car, and I don't park like a douche across two spaces or anything like that.
I park, no cars near me, not a car within 4 parking spaces. Grab some stuff and I come out and I see it, white paint across the side of my rear bumper. My blood starts to boil. Obviously there is no note or anything like that. I go back to the store on the off chance they had a camera, they don't, at least not that far back. I then go up and down all the aisles looking for a car with my paint on it, nothing. I go home and clean the bumper off, it isn't dented and most of the paint cleaned off but there is a quarter size chunk of paint missing, you can clearly see to flat black color of the bumper. GODFUCKINGDAMNIT.
Now this is my DD and I know it's going to get dinged up but shit, I have to get this fixed otherwise it'll start flaking. It's not like a door ding where the paint is intact. It'll probably cost sub-$500 but still.