Good morning y'all.
I totally had a (possibly underaged now that I think about it) girl try to use her body to get out of a parking ticket. She came by my office yesterday to speak with me about a ticket. She was a well endowed black girl, wearing tight yellow sweats and a really tight yellow sweat top. Braless. Very much braless. As I was speaking to her, she showed me her ticked and made sure to hold it right underneath her nipple up against her breast, so it was protruding over the ticket. I totally didn't think anything of it. And then a few times during the conversation she turned to point and rubbed her nipple against my arm. Again, I didn't think anything of it. I gave her the info she needed (but not the answer she wanted), and she left. As soon as she was out of earshot, one of my employees pointed out that she had a mischievous look on her face when her breast kept rubbing up against me, and then a look of disappointment when I didn't rescind her ticket.
Today I was looking through some camera footage for something completely unrelated, and saw this girl and her friend in the community gym doing some... interesting dance routines in the mirror. That got me thinking about the friend, who I really think is under-aged. And then I started thinking about the girl's family, and it kinda dawned on me that the girl from yesterday may have been like 17.
I am glad this happened to me and not someone else on my team, because I know how to keep a poker face at work. Even if she would have been poking my face if I was shorter.
Okay.. bad joke.