Good Morning peeps.
Every day there's something. Was dealing with a naked guy running around the marina yesterday, and now "Stolen Plants" today.
But the plants aren't stolen.
At the very edge of the property there's a crosswalk that crosses through a median. Planted in the median are succulents. Every late Monday night / early Tuesday morning, someone has been walking through and pulling a few up / pulling branches off. It's vandalism IMO. But the landscapers really don't speak English well, and will tell people (The HOA ) that "10 plants were stolen" when in actuality someone pulled a single plant out and a few branches from another plant.
They say each of those "branches" is worth $30 a pop (?) and are getting on my ass for it happening. This is happening maybe 100yrds away from my office, on the other side of a roundabout (Which has a giant fucking tree in it) and a wall, along a public walkway. Maybe the solution is to not plant such valuable plants there over and over again.
I hate people.