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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3780 on: November 06, 2018, 06:48:30 PM »
Russian bot!!!  It is Election Day, after all.
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3781 on: November 06, 2018, 07:08:42 PM »
Quote from: Stadler on November 06, 2018, 06:48:30 PM
Russian bot!!!  It is Election Day, after all.
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3782 on: November 06, 2018, 07:15:22 PM »
Only if his cigars were dipped in vodka.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3783 on: November 06, 2018, 09:44:00 PM »
I did that once in college.  Ooops... TMI.
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3784 on: November 07, 2018, 07:14:42 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on November 06, 2018, 07:15:22 PM
Only if his cigars were dipped in vodka.
That's a terrible idea.
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3785 on: November 07, 2018, 07:27:23 AM »
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Quote from: kingshmegland on November 06, 2018, 07:15:22 PM
Only if his cigars were dipped in vodka.
That's a terrible idea.

Russia cigar bots.

I've had them soaked in bourbon before.  Not bad.  Better on the rocks with a fine cigar in hand.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3786 on: November 07, 2018, 07:35:44 AM »
I wouldn't dip my cigar in anything.
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Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 09:19:46 PM
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3787 on: November 07, 2018, 07:50:15 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 07, 2018, 07:35:44 AM
I wouldn't dip my cigar in anything.

I think it was an aged cigar.  I've seen friend slice an apple and keep it in their humidors. Adds a little flavor.  I never tried that.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3788 on: November 07, 2018, 08:15:16 AM »
Wait, you don't dip the cigar in vodka and then dip the cigar in your ass?  I thought that gets you drunk super quick.
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3789 on: November 07, 2018, 08:23:38 AM »
Quote from: cramx3 on November 07, 2018, 08:15:16 AM
Wait, you don't dip the cigar in vodka and then dip the cigar in your ass?  I thought that gets you drunk super quick.

This is what you get going to those celebrity weddings Marc.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3790 on: November 07, 2018, 08:30:26 AM »
Quote from: cramx3 on November 07, 2018, 08:15:16 AM
Wait, you don't dip the cigar in vodka and then dip the cigar in your ass?  I thought that gets you drunk super quick.
God dammit
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3791 on: November 07, 2018, 08:31:50 AM »
Cigar abuse should be grounds for banning.
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3792 on: November 07, 2018, 08:33:25 AM »
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3793 on: November 07, 2018, 08:33:53 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on November 07, 2018, 08:31:50 AM
Cigar abuse should be grounds for banning.
Good idea.
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Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3794 on: November 07, 2018, 08:55:45 AM »
:lol :lol

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3795 on: November 07, 2018, 08:57:14 AM »
Quote from: axeman90210 on November 07, 2018, 08:55:45 AM
:lol :lol

good morning all

Look what you walked into.  :)
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3796 on: November 07, 2018, 09:00:29 AM »
Seriously. This chat has been pretty quiet lately and then hef shows up and all of a sudden we're talking about boofing cigars.
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3797 on: November 07, 2018, 09:06:52 AM »
Hef is that beautiful girl that walks through the door at the high school dance. 
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3798 on: November 07, 2018, 09:09:06 AM »
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Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 09:19:46 PM
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3799 on: November 07, 2018, 09:11:30 AM »
The block on DTF must have been lifted at your work place, eh?
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3800 on: November 07, 2018, 09:12:06 AM »
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3801 on: November 07, 2018, 09:44:16 AM »
Good Morning Krusty Krew!

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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3802 on: November 07, 2018, 10:03:13 AM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3803 on: November 07, 2018, 02:51:16 PM »
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Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 09:19:46 PM
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3804 on: November 07, 2018, 03:54:13 PM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 07, 2018, 02:51:16 PM
Quote from: Podaar on November 07, 2018, 09:11:30 AM
The block on DTF must have been lifted at your work place, eh?
No.


FIRED!

Hey, wait a sec... you're not Jeff Sessions are you?!?

(I'm kidding, and I certainly hope NOT!)
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3805 on: November 07, 2018, 03:56:42 PM »
Hef Sessions.
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3806 on: November 07, 2018, 05:56:37 PM »
Quote from: Stadler on November 07, 2018, 03:54:13 PM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 07, 2018, 02:51:16 PM
Quote from: Podaar on November 07, 2018, 09:11:30 AM
The block on DTF must have been lifted at your work place, eh?
No.


FIRED!

Hey, wait a sec... you're not Jeff Sessions are you?!?

(I'm kidding, and I certainly hope NOT!)
No. Things are going well.


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Hef Sessions.
No.
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3807 on: November 07, 2018, 07:20:05 PM »
Evening guys, skimmed through this page I see we are talking about dipping vodka soaked cigars in your ass? Is that right?
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3808 on: November 07, 2018, 07:43:16 PM »
Seems to be.
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Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 09:19:46 PM
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3809 on: November 08, 2018, 04:36:04 AM »
I had a kid called out today because he worked to hard yesterday.


He hasn't worked a full week yet.  He will point himself out.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3810 on: November 08, 2018, 04:55:51 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on November 08, 2018, 04:36:04 AM
I had a kid called out today because he worked to hard yesterday.


He hasn't worked a full week yet.  He will point himself out.

Fuckin millennials.
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3811 on: November 08, 2018, 05:10:11 AM »
He has a baby on the way and has no work ethics. 
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3812 on: November 08, 2018, 06:04:36 AM »
Quote from: ReaperKK on November 07, 2018, 07:20:05 PM
Evening guys, skimmed through this page I see we are talking about dipping vodka soaked cigars in your ass? Is that right?

What's this we shit. Only CramX was talking about that...well, in the positive sense. The rest of us were appalled.
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3813 on: November 08, 2018, 06:12:06 AM »
:lol

Morning folks, heading back home later today. Looking forward to being at home.
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #3814 on: November 08, 2018, 07:18:43 AM »
House photos today.  I was told early in the process of buying/selling our house that "You're home will never look so good as the day you put it on the market."

Boy ain't that the truth!
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