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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2205 on: April 09, 2018, 06:11:57 AM »
Come on baby.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2206 on: April 09, 2018, 07:16:54 AM »
Baby take my hand. 

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2207 on: April 09, 2018, 10:05:53 AM »
SUCKING ON HIS PIPE!


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There's this girl that works with one of the property management companies I work with (I think she's and assistant to the property manager or something...).

Her name is Delilah.

I just called her, and without out thinking said "Hey there, Delilah!" when she answered. She didn't catch the joke though.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2208 on: April 09, 2018, 10:23:06 AM »
Does she pee all over the office? 

(Beer for anyone that gets the reference).

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2209 on: April 09, 2018, 10:25:35 AM »
:lol
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(I don't get the reference  :sadpanda: )
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2210 on: April 09, 2018, 10:28:41 AM »
Queen - well, Freddie Mercury - wrote a song  called "Delilah" about his cat. It's a decent song that could  have applied to any love, close friend, special person... except for the line "And then you make me slightly mad when you pee all over my Chippendale suite."

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2211 on: April 09, 2018, 10:33:21 AM »
And that is why I love Freddie.


Now that's all I'm going to think about next time I speak to her.

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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

-BlobVanDam on "Scarred"

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2212 on: April 09, 2018, 08:51:45 PM »
Good evening guys

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2213 on: April 09, 2018, 08:56:58 PM »
Good evening.
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2214 on: April 09, 2018, 09:05:42 PM »
What's good axe?

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2215 on: April 09, 2018, 10:34:11 PM »
Eh, got sick at the tail end of my long weekend in Vermont so I'm taking another day off tomorrow (already had booked today as a recovery day). Got lots of blobbing in today and will get more in tomorrow.
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2216 on: April 10, 2018, 05:07:04 AM »
Nice axe I'm jealous of you. I'll be blobbing all next week on my vacation. I can't wait.

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2217 on: April 10, 2018, 06:02:57 AM »
Hey guys I might do some blobbing too.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2218 on: April 10, 2018, 06:34:00 AM »
Hey guys I might do some blobbing too.

Seems a bit redundant.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2219 on: April 10, 2018, 06:39:01 AM »
Hey guys I might do some blobbing too.

Seems a bit redundant.

THAT WAS THE JOKE.

Morning king!
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2220 on: April 10, 2018, 06:43:47 AM »
Morning.  Having my oatmeal right now.  What's going on with you?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2221 on: April 10, 2018, 07:05:58 AM »
Hey guys I might do some blobbing too.

Seems a bit redundant.

 :lol

Morning, having my coffee.  My boss is getting some major anal surgery (seriously) and will be out the rest of the month.  After what has been a crazy start to the year at work, I think we are entering a slow down until my boss gets back.   It's not totally because he is off, but timed well with the completion of a major project.   However, him being off will make things much lighter on us.

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2222 on: April 10, 2018, 07:08:36 AM »
Morning.  Having my oatmeal right now.  What's going on with you?

Attempting some programming and failing. My head hurts.

Also I woke up at 4pm today. My body was making up for waking up at 9am yesterday. :lol
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2223 on: April 10, 2018, 07:21:59 AM »
Doesn't that weird hours of sleeping screw you up?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2224 on: April 10, 2018, 07:34:17 AM »
The only thing that screws me up is not getting enough sleep, which usually happens when I go to bed too early. It confuses my body. :lol
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2225 on: April 10, 2018, 07:43:46 AM »
The only thing that screws me up is not getting enough sleep, which usually happens when I go to bed too early. It confuses my body. :lol

That's your body telling you, "What is this bullshit"? :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2226 on: April 10, 2018, 07:47:52 AM »
The only thing that screws me up is not getting enough sleep, which usually happens when I go to bed too early. It confuses my body. :lol

That's your body telling you, "What is this bullshit"? :lol

I know! I avoid that mistake wherever possible. Back to 5am bed time for me. :blob:
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2227 on: April 10, 2018, 07:54:11 AM »
I worked 6 years of night shift. Each week, I'd work 3 to 4 days at night, then would have a few days off and my sleep was all messed up.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2228 on: April 10, 2018, 08:00:44 AM »
Your mistake was to work. :blob: #blobbing
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2229 on: April 10, 2018, 08:14:09 AM »
Preaching to the choir brotha.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2230 on: April 10, 2018, 07:40:43 PM »
Do we not have an MLB thread going this year?


This Red Sox / Yankees game :rollin
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2231 on: April 10, 2018, 08:13:24 PM »
Jay, it's on the first page! :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2232 on: April 10, 2018, 08:35:17 PM »
I'm so tired but I don't want to go to sleep because it'll just bring me closer to work.

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2233 on: April 11, 2018, 06:30:21 AM »
G'morning all. Going back to work today (albeit from home). Probably going to take me all day just to get my inbox in order :lol
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2234 on: April 11, 2018, 09:05:39 AM »
Good Morning folks.






Jay, it's on the first page! :lol


Oh shit.

I didn't see it because it's not titled like they used to be.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2235 on: April 11, 2018, 07:59:59 PM »
Evening guys. Two days until vacation and I still have so much work to do, not to mention we radically changed our vacation plans so it may not be as peaceful as I hoped.

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2236 on: April 12, 2018, 04:36:40 AM »
Morning.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2237 on: April 12, 2018, 04:43:43 AM »
Morning king! What's up? Besides you, at this ungodly hour.
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Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2238 on: April 12, 2018, 04:56:15 AM »
Morning

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #2239 on: April 12, 2018, 05:02:20 AM »
Yo.
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