DTF chat thread v. 2049

[TAC]

the last 3 months I've already been an adjustment and lost 33 pounds just think it was a little too late

WOW!

That's awesome!!

It wasn't "too little too late". It could've been "just in time".

Thinking of you, man.

[Prog Snob]

That's what I'm talking about. everybody around me is all worried and woe is me but I want to tackle this head on.

I'm not worried. Like Magic Johnson, stay positive. 

[King Postwhore]

How dare you use an L A man to Inspire a Boston man.

[TAC]

That's what I'm talking about. everybody around me is all worried and woe is me but I want to tackle this head on.

I'm not worried. Like Magic Johnson, stay positive. 

Joe doesn't have AIDS, man!

[cramx3]

That's what I'm talking about. everybody around me is all worried and woe is me but I want to tackle this head on.

  that's the right attitude and good work on the weight loss

[JayOctavarium]

Joe

You're a tough sonofabitch. You got dis.

Good morning guys.

Jay how is your payroll handled now? Is it on paper or is it done electronically?

Electronically.

At the end of the pay period, I get a print out of all of my guys' time sheets and have to verify that everything is correct. Once I've made changes and sign off, I send them back to my payroll manager (who is one of the sweetest girls in the world) and she processes it.

The problem is... a lot of the time cards are so screwed up, so I have to manually figure out what people worked (overtime and what not) and manually write out the cards. And then Payroll manager has to manually input those into the system. That's where the pain starts.

[King Postwhore]

And I'm home. Feels good.  Alright, on to the next step.

[gmillerdrake]

And I'm home. Feels good.  Alright, on to the next step.

Im assuming by next step you mean which IPA to drink?

[King Postwhore]

Nope. I'm having sliced tomatoes,  cucumbers with Mrs. Dash the no salt version

[ReaperKK]

Joe

You're a tough sonofabitch. You got dis.

Good morning guys.

Jay how is your payroll handled now? Is it on paper or is it done electronically?

Electronically.

At the end of the pay period, I get a print out of all of my guys' time sheets and have to verify that everything is correct. Once I've made changes and sign off, I send them back to my payroll manager (who is one of the sweetest girls in the world) and she processes it.

The problem is... a lot of the time cards are so screwed up, so I have to manually figure out what people worked (overtime and what not) and manually write out the cards. And then Payroll manager has to manually input those into the system. That's where the pain starts.

You should create an incentive  to handing in a perfect time card. I used to do that, free dinner or something similar.

[cramx3]

Finally it's Friday. 

Going to blob tonight, but tomorrow going to start my initial car shopping with the gf and do a costco trip before we pregame and head out to the sold out Bon Jovi concert.   

[Chino]

Finally it's Friday. 

Going to blob tonight, but tomorrow going to start my initial car shopping with the gf and do a costco trip before we pregame and head out to the sold out Bon Jovi concert. 

If that Costco sells liquor, you should buy a bottle of Elijah Craig Whiskey and drink it prior to seeing Jovi.

[cramx3]

Finally it's Friday. 

Going to blob tonight, but tomorrow going to start my initial car shopping with the gf and do a costco trip before we pregame and head out to the sold out Bon Jovi concert. 

If that Costco sells liquor, you should buy a bottle of Elijah Craig Whiskey and drink it prior to seeing Jovi.

It does! That's why we are making this trip (my local Costco doesn't).  My parents sent me a costco gift card too for Easter for some reason (I'm not complaining) so I plan to put it towards booze, but I am not a whiskey drinker.  I may actually get it for my coworker though cause he LOVES that whiskey.  I am probably just getting a Kirkland Vodka which is quality stuff for super cheap.  Make myself a cocktail for the train ride to the concert.

[Stadler]

I need help, and quick!!  Buddy of mine is a bourbon guy, and he's taking me to a whisky tasting tonight.  It's his birthday as well.  I was thinking of surprising him with a bottle of bourbon as a trip for the road.   What's good?  What's a good price range?   Initial thought was $50; is that reasonable/unreasonable?  High?  Low? 

[jingle.boy]

No clue Stads.  A) I'm not a bourbon drinker; B) CAD

[gmillerdrake]

I need help, and quick!!  Buddy of mine is a bourbon guy, and he's taking me to a whisky tasting tonight.  It's his birthday as well.  I was thinking of surprising him with a bottle of bourbon as a trip for the road.   What's good?  What's a good price range?   Initial thought was $50; is that reasonable/unreasonable?  High?  Low?

My best friend is a bourbon drinker. He LOVES Woodford Reserve. I think it's a pretty good bourbon that is affordable. He swears by it.

[Nick]

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So at my work I have 1 other full time person that is regularly at my location. Sure, I see part time people when we have funerals, and have other funeral directors over from time to time, but usually it's just me and this other person. I enjoy working with her for the most part, get along well and all that, but every once in awhile she has a habit of just not showing up. Doesn't call, doesn't text, just doesn't show up. Sometimes she'll end up coming in at 10am, noon, 1pm, whatever, or just the next day. I usually call and get no response. Then I get, oh, sorry this came up or that, which is fine, BUT FUCKING COMMUNICATE THAT YOU WON'T BE THERE. I plan my day around having someone to help with phones if I need to go out (like I did today) and being up front for people if I'm in the back etc. So. Fucking. Annoying.

/rant

[King Postwhore]

Not annoying.  Not fucking professional and the owner should do something about that.

[Chino]

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So at my work I have 1 other full time person that is regularly at my location. Sure, I see part time people when we have funerals, and have other funeral directors over from time to time, but usually it's just me and this other person. I enjoy working with her for the most part, get along well and all that, but every once in awhile she has a habit of just not showing up. Doesn't call, doesn't text, just doesn't show up. Sometimes she'll end up coming in at 10am, noon, 1pm, whatever, or just the next day. I usually call and get no response. Then I get, oh, sorry this came up or that, which is fine, BUT FUCKING COMMUNICATE THAT YOU WON'T BE THERE. I plan my day around having someone to help with phones if I need to go out (like I did today) and being up front for people if I'm in the back etc. So. Fucking. Annoying.

/rant

That's 100% non-excusable in today's society.

[cramx3]

Yea, seems she gets away with it and has no desire to change since you've noticed it happens enough.  Someone needs to tell her how unprofessional that is.

[gmillerdrake]

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So at my work I have 1 other full time person that is regularly at my location. Sure, I see part time people when we have funerals, and have other funeral directors over from time to time, but usually it's just me and this other person. I enjoy working with her for the most part, get along well and all that, but every once in awhile she has a habit of just not showing up. Doesn't call, doesn't text, just doesn't show up. Sometimes she'll end up coming in at 10am, noon, 1pm, whatever, or just the next day. I usually call and get no response. Then I get, oh, sorry this came up or that, which is fine, BUT FUCKING COMMUNICATE THAT YOU WON'T BE THERE. I plan my day around having someone to help with phones if I need to go out (like I did today) and being up front for people if I'm in the back etc. So. Fucking. Annoying.

/rant

That's 100% non-excusable in today's society.

It may be un-excusable but it certainly fits in line with the temperature of society today. I'm going to do what I want, when I want, how I want no matter what consequences it has on anyone else.

[jingle.boy]

Slow morning 'round here.

[ReaperKK]

I'm just getting up. Tonight I have some blobbing to do. My gf is going to a concert I'm staying at home.

[BlobVanDam]

I'm just getting up. Tonight I have some blobbing to do. My gf is going to a concert I'm staying at home.

I am Blob and I approve of this message.

I'll be going to bed early tonight. Trying to shift my schedule so that waking up for 9am on Monday isn't going to kill me.

[ReaperKK]

What's Monday at 9 blob?

[BlobVanDam]

What's Monday at 9 blob?

Watching the Wrestlemania stream live with my family. We do it every year now.

[jingle.boy]

What's Monday at 9 blob?

Watching the Wrestlemania stream live with my family. We do it every year now.

Why punish yourself twice on a Monday morning?

[BlobVanDam]

What's Monday at 9 blob?

Watching the Wrestlemania stream live with my family. We do it every year now.

Why punish yourself twice on a Monday morning?

It's like Christmas morning; even if your gifts are all total shit, you can cling on to the anticipation beforehand.

That, plus the alternative is that we'd have to wait until my brother gets home from work at 8:30pm, and who's going to watch a 5-6 hour event starting at that time?

[King Postwhore]

What's Monday at 9 blob?

Watching the Wrestlemania stream live with my family. We do it every year now.

The whole family Blobing Monday morning?

[ReaperKK]

Oh shit I forgot it's this Sunday. I'll have to get a free trial going and watch.

[ReaperKK]

Morning King, how are you feeling?

[King Postwhore]

Feeling Good! Medication is working. Working on a no salt diet.   I see my primary doctor next week and the week after I get a stress test.

[BlobVanDam]

Oh shit I forgot it's this Sunday. I'll have to get a free trial going and watch.

OMG WE CAN WATCH IT AT THE SAME TIME AND BITCH ABOUT IT TOGETHER

[King Postwhore]

Bitching Blob.   That's a pay-per-view in itself.

[BlobVanDam]

Bitching Blob.   That's a pay-per-view in itself.

You can only sell it as a per-per-view when it's a rare and special event, not when it's the standard.