SECRET SANTA 2017: All videos in second post

[Adami]

Dammit. Now I have to figure out an even bigger way to open my eventual gift.

I wonder of dynamite would work without ruining the gifts.

[TAC]

These videos have been most educational for me on how to pronounce things. I've always said Haken as "Haw-Ken" not 'Hay-Ken." I realize I've never heard anyone say the word before, I've only ever seen it written.

Never heard the word said by anyone. I've pronounced it hah-ken in my head.

[Cool Chris]

TAC, it's a wonder you and I have actually heard of them!

[lonestar]

Shit guys, I just used the knife cause it was the closest thing at hand. Wtf have I wrought?

If there are any package opening injuries, I am totally not fucking liable.

[TAC]

TAC, it's a wonder you and I have actually heard of them!

You can't escape it around here!

[jingle.boy]

Dammit. Now I have to figure out an even bigger way to open my eventual gift.

I wonder of dynamite would work without ruining the gifts.

Table saw?  Log cutter?  Crossbow?

[Dr. DTVT]

Shit guys, I just used the knife cause it was the closest thing at hand. Wtf have I wrought?

Don’t you remember what happened when DTF started making mouse traps?

[Adami]

Dammit. Now I have to figure out an even bigger way to open my eventual gift.

I wonder of dynamite would work without ruining the gifts.

Table saw?  Log cutter?  Crossbow?

I have a bow and arrow, but I don't know how I'd open a box with it. Hmmmm. Maybe if I rig a razor blade on it and shoot it so that it slices open the box as it passes over? Or I'll go different instead of big and see if I can score a shiv from the prisoners I work with.

[Cool Chris]

Mossad standard issue?

[bout to crash]

That Adami sure is good at cuttin' logs

[lonestar]

Shit guys, I just used the knife cause it was the closest thing at hand. Wtf have I wrought?

Don’t you remember what happened when DTF started making mouse traps?

Quite possibly the best DTF thread ever.

[Implode]

These are amazing videos guys. I got my package! Just gotta find time to do a proper recording.

[Nick]

Dammit. Now I have to figure out an even bigger way to open my eventual gift.

I wonder of dynamite would work without ruining the gifts.

Table saw?  Log cutter?  Crossbow?

I expect Chino better train a genetically modified giant head of lettuce to open the package for him.

[jingle.boy]

Dammit. Now I have to figure out an even bigger way to open my eventual gift.

I wonder of dynamite would work without ruining the gifts.

Table saw?  Log cutter?  Crossbow?

I expect Chino better train a genetically modified giant head of lettuce to open the package for him.

Wearing a cone.

[Cool Chris]

I don't remember the mouse trap thread! Someone enlighten me!

[Implode]

It's in the archive. https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=20039.0 

[splent]

I opened mine and I cut my finger in the process. I’ll upload later.

[Chino]

Unboxing time!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDIg4JFDFfU&feature=youtu.be

[bout to crash]

Oh shit. Can't wait to see your cat battling those.

[bout to crash]

It's in the archive. https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=20039.0 

Oh good gawd that brought back some memories. A few people we um... haven't heard from in a while.

[Dr. DTVT]

Unboxing time!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDIg4JFDFfU&feature=youtu.be

So, you are going to build good robot us'es?  Station!

[jingle.boy]

A ... awesome editing job on your vid.
B... why wasn't Victoria filming?  She better have been making you a sammich.
C... Minitaur is your fave because it rhymes with Avatar!
D... There were two obvious hints in the letter that gave away your SS.  For once, there wasn't a fail.

[bout to crash]

, I was thinking the same thing about the sender.

[gmillerdrake]

Unboxing time!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDIg4JFDFfU&feature=youtu.be

Love the editing Brian. Definitely post a vid of those things in action. My kiddos just got me in to watching Battlbots.....really cool program.

[cramx3]

I opened mine and I cut my finger in the process. I’ll upload later.

  hope it's not bad and from trying to use a battle axe

Unboxing time!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDIg4JFDFfU&feature=youtu.be

That's pretty sick, nice work with the slick cuts. 

[bout to crash]

Splent is now hospitalized after trying to use a guillotine to open his gift.

[Dr. DTVT]

Chino showed responsibility and tried to de-escalate the situation, but alas his effort was for naught.

[cramx3]

Chino showed responsibility and tried to de-escalate the situation, but alas his effort was for naught.

Now we have to find the dullest objects to open our boxes

[Adami]

Chino showed responsibility and tried to de-escalate the situation, but alas his effort was for naught.

Now we have to find the dullest objects to open our boxes

Fine. I’ll open mine with the SoA album.

[cramx3]

  that would actually be pretty funny, then take a sword to the album

[Cool Chris]

Chino showed responsibility and tried to de-escalate the situation, but alas his effort was for naught.

Now we have to find the dullest objects to open our boxes

Fine. I’ll open mine with the SoA album.

Bravo sir for winning the internet for today.

[Dr. DTVT]

What is this SoA album you talk of?  I thought Portnoy’s most recent album was Falling Into Infinity part 2.

[lonestar]

Chino showed responsibility and tried to de-escalate the situation, but alas his effort was for naught.

Now we have to find the dullest objects to open our boxes

Fine. I’ll open mine with the SoA album.

So well done...

[Implode]

Awesome video Chino! Those look like so much fun.

[Implode]

VIDEO INCOMING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVPEuTc5KuQ