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David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« on: March 31, 2017, 12:16:05 PM »
I just now realized that we do not have an official thread to appreciate The Hoff.  After so many TV and big screen appearances, how can this be?

*appreciates*
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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2017, 12:16:41 PM »
I loved Knight Rider & Baywatch.

*appreciates*.



Although he does ride the line between knowing how cheesy he is and playing off it and actually being that cheesy and not aware of it.

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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2017, 12:19:40 PM »
No.

Though Knight Rider was my 2nd favorite show as a kid in the 80s.

But still, no.
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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2017, 12:41:57 PM »
His best work is with a hamburger and the Berlin Wall.
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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2017, 12:45:58 PM »
Nah, that dudes not good. He totally just rode on Pamela Anderson's c**ttails.
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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2017, 12:51:51 PM »
Nah, that dudes not good. He totally just rode on Pamela Anderson's c**ttails.
No way.  He was a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.

I just hope you repent of your lack of faith before judgment day inevitably arrives.  And the clock is ticking.
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2017, 12:54:11 PM »
Just show him the video of him singing on the Berlin Wall.  It's a religious experience.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2017, 12:56:40 PM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2017, 12:57:32 PM »
His silhouette is amazing.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2017, 01:00:57 PM »
You're mom's silhouette is amazing.

[/kip voice]
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2017, 01:19:12 PM »
You're mom's silhouette is amazing.

[/kip voice]

Did you mean Kif from Futurama or KITT from Knight Rider ? Knight Industries Two Thousand ? YOU KNOW NOTHING ! :angry:

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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2017, 01:54:52 PM »
^This man gets it.  Thine eyes shall see the glory of the coming of the Hoff.
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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2017, 02:02:06 PM »
^This man gets it.  Thine eyes shall see the glory of the coming of the Hoff.

Amen.




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Here's an easy one for Bosk.  Without Googling - what does F.L.A.G stand for ( in Knight Rider at least :p ) ?

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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2017, 02:23:49 PM »
"Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii've been looking for freedom"
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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2017, 02:33:56 PM »
I hereby pronounce a curse upon all doubters of the Hoff.  Thine eyes shalt burn as the penalty for thy lack of faith.
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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2017, 02:35:49 PM »
I'm not worried, I'm Ahasselhoffist.  :P
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2017, 02:36:54 PM »
FUCK YES



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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2017, 02:39:27 PM »
 :rollin
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2017, 02:39:49 PM »
Yeah still chuckling at this.

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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2017, 02:40:17 PM »
:20170401:
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2017, 02:43:33 PM »
AWWWEEEE YEEEAAHHHH!!!   All praise the Hof forums!!


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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2017, 02:47:27 PM »
"I said to Nigel Tufnel, 'The door is open if you want to do anything on this record,' but it turns out Nigel has a phobia about doors." /Derek Smalls

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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2017, 02:55:56 PM »
This is the forum theme I have been waiting for all my life  :heart

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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2017, 03:02:06 PM »
:20170401:

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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2017, 03:24:19 PM »
"I have successfully modified this shit"

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« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2017, 03:27:14 PM »
"I have successfully modified this shit"

LOLOLOL

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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2017, 03:54:46 PM »
For bosk1





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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2017, 04:02:05 PM »
Ride the Hasselhoff!


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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2017, 05:10:58 PM »
I remember in a previous job, there was a craze of "Hoffing" people who left their desk without locking their computer screen.

One day, I rushed off to a meeting, and when I came back, some joker had changed my desktop background to this:


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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2017, 05:39:08 PM »
Don't hassel the Hoff

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« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2017, 05:44:09 PM »
this may be the greatest thread in the history of DTF

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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2017, 05:44:49 PM »


Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2017, 06:26:00 PM »
^^ that's so mesmerizing, but perhaps not as hypnotic as...



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Re: David Hasselhoff appreciation thread
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2017, 10:08:25 PM »
 :rollin well played