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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3990 on: November 14, 2023, 05:34:56 PM »
We definitely can't imagine the band without Mike on drums.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3991 on: November 14, 2023, 08:41:35 PM »
Other than the speed and the line, that was a great putt.

Your contributions to this project have been plentiful, and as useful as a mint flavored suppository.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3992 on: November 15, 2023, 02:12:06 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on November 14, 2023, 10:28:29 AM
It's perfect honey... The big ones hurt....

Haha.   
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3993 on: November 15, 2023, 03:30:20 PM »
There were quite a few good ones in this batch....but alas.....I gotta hand it over to RJ as this phrase has probably stung plenty o' men.....

Quote from: lonestar on November 14, 2023, 10:28:29 AM
It's perfect honey... The big ones hurt....


You're up RJ  :tup
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3994 on: November 16, 2023, 08:03:29 AM »
Wow...been a few years since I got a Win here...thanks Gary...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3995 on: November 16, 2023, 08:04:25 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3996 on: November 16, 2023, 08:10:13 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3997 on: November 16, 2023, 09:05:07 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3998 on: November 16, 2023, 09:15:46 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3999 on: November 16, 2023, 09:17:37 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4000 on: November 16, 2023, 10:01:31 AM »
Duck Butter
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4001 on: November 16, 2023, 10:15:29 AM »
The Shocker

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4002 on: November 16, 2023, 10:17:19 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4003 on: November 16, 2023, 10:19:08 AM »
Pearl Jam

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4004 on: November 16, 2023, 10:22:55 AM »
Cream of Tush

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Chicken Gizzards and Noodles…low sodium

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4005 on: November 16, 2023, 10:40:11 AM »
Chucky Curdles
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4006 on: November 16, 2023, 11:59:53 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4007 on: November 16, 2023, 12:32:13 PM »
Nice Greasy Pork Sandwich Served In A Dirty Ashtray
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4008 on: November 16, 2023, 12:41:38 PM »
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4009 on: November 16, 2023, 12:54:19 PM »
Cold Dead Heart
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4010 on: November 16, 2023, 01:10:42 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4011 on: November 16, 2023, 01:23:27 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4012 on: November 16, 2023, 01:34:55 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4013 on: November 16, 2023, 02:39:29 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on November 16, 2023, 10:01:31 AM
Duck Butter

I thought that said "Dick Butter".

My answer: "Dick Butter".   ;)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4014 on: November 16, 2023, 03:27:22 PM »
Quote from: Stadler on November 16, 2023, 02:39:29 PM
Quote from: Podaar on November 16, 2023, 10:01:31 AM
Duck Butter

I thought that said "Dick Butter".

Not a typo…Duck Butter is even worse, for those in the know of its definition…
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4015 on: November 16, 2023, 03:28:14 PM »
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Quote from: Stadler on November 16, 2023, 02:39:29 PM
Quote from: Podaar on November 16, 2023, 10:01:31 AM
Duck Butter

I thought that said "Dick Butter".

Not a typo…Duck Butter is even worse, for those in the know of its definition…

That's because Stadler only knows Dick Butter. ;D
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4016 on: November 16, 2023, 03:43:17 PM »
Larks tongues in aspic.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4017 on: November 16, 2023, 03:52:51 PM »
Soy Lentil Green
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4018 on: November 16, 2023, 07:48:08 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman42 on November 16, 2023, 08:04:25 AM
Wet Ass Pussy

Sounds like a flavour I'd totally try.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4019 on: November 16, 2023, 07:50:40 PM »
Lube in the Face. 

Our new Campbells Soup Lube in the Face flavour adds extra cream and a little salt for that softer, silker texture that goes down the hatch super smooth leaving you wanting more every time.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4020 on: November 17, 2023, 07:17:34 AM »
First off, fuck off to whoever made me google duck butter.


Soy Lentil Green was so close for the brilliant play on words, but for some reason this one got the biggest chuckle, even though I think he meant Chunky, Chucky even made it funnier. You're up Chad.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4021 on: November 17, 2023, 08:17:22 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on November 17, 2023, 07:17:34 AM
First off, fuck off to whoever made me google duck butter.


Soy Lentil Green was so close for the brilliant play on words, but for some reason this one got the biggest chuckle, even though I think he meant Chunky, Chucky even made it funnier. You're up Chad.


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TYPO for the win!  :fistpump:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4022 on: November 17, 2023, 08:18:50 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4023 on: November 17, 2023, 08:34:12 AM »
Well, that was some wasted time that I’ll never get back…

It’s so bad, it’s almost good!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #4024 on: November 17, 2023, 08:41:16 AM »
I can't believe I waited in line for this.
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