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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3955 on: November 13, 2023, 03:05:23 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3956 on: November 13, 2023, 03:05:42 PM »
He puts on the Bat Girl outfit.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3957 on: November 13, 2023, 06:13:25 PM »
Hosts lemon parties.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3958 on: November 13, 2023, 06:16:33 PM »
Binge drinks and ugly cries while regretting having become a codependent to a loony who dresses in a bat suit.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3959 on: November 14, 2023, 02:51:27 AM »
Sits and ponders if Mike Mangini was fired or not.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3960 on: November 14, 2023, 03:10:55 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3961 on: November 14, 2023, 03:13:54 AM »
Then realises the Bat Cave actually has incredible internet speed.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3962 on: November 14, 2023, 03:22:19 AM »
And devours a Fish Filet in jubilation

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3963 on: November 14, 2023, 03:30:55 AM »
And devours a Fish Filet in jubilation

No wonder Alfred hides in the Bat Cave.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3964 on: November 14, 2023, 05:09:08 AM »
Writes bombastic Italian operas ... occasionally assisted by ChatGPT.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3965 on: November 14, 2023, 06:02:11 AM »
Repeatedly shouts "echo..."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3966 on: November 14, 2023, 06:51:38 AM »
Some really great entries, guys. Snow Dog and lonestar got me good with the simple, obvious responses. The Kade and Alex show got some laughs. Chad worked the "know thy audience" angle. Ultimately, Gary's weird, venue appropriate entry got the biggest most sustained laugh.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3967 on: November 14, 2023, 09:08:30 AM »
Hosts lemon parties.

STILL don't know what a lemon party is.  ;)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3968 on: November 14, 2023, 09:09:15 AM »
I had not heard of it till I saw it here a couple rounds ago.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3969 on: November 14, 2023, 09:09:22 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3970 on: November 14, 2023, 09:10:17 AM »
Your body odor isn't so paralyzing today...

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3971 on: November 14, 2023, 09:13:55 AM »
I had not heard of it till I saw it here a couple rounds ago.

I know!  And I called it a winner!!!  :)

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3972 on: November 14, 2023, 09:24:17 AM »
"Your intelligence is at the top of the bell curve."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3973 on: November 14, 2023, 09:30:22 AM »
You don't sweat much for a fat guy.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3974 on: November 14, 2023, 09:31:38 AM »
You're not as dumb as you look
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3975 on: November 14, 2023, 09:34:31 AM »
Your outfit is so nice! My grandfather wore the same thing 30 years ago.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3976 on: November 14, 2023, 09:36:36 AM »
That was the best two and a half minutes of sex I've ever had.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3977 on: November 14, 2023, 09:48:38 AM »
I was so glad to hear you aren't beating your wife anymore.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3978 on: November 14, 2023, 10:01:27 AM »
Wow, nice power metal collection.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3979 on: November 14, 2023, 10:11:00 AM »
Of course you're the first man I've slept with, all the others kept me up all night

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3980 on: November 14, 2023, 10:16:38 AM »
Honey, you're such a good driver ... almost like a man.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3981 on: November 14, 2023, 10:17:55 AM »
Your pottery doesn't smell nearly as repulsive as last week.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3982 on: November 14, 2023, 10:22:11 AM »
I'm as excited for your return to the band as I was for your departure.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3983 on: November 14, 2023, 10:28:29 AM »
It's perfect honey... The big ones hurt....

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3984 on: November 14, 2023, 11:55:42 AM »
Oh, bless your heart…

Nice, you didn’t load the dishwasher as horribly as last time…

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3985 on: November 14, 2023, 02:00:01 PM »
Honey, your ass doesn't look as big in those jeans as I thought they would.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3986 on: November 14, 2023, 02:09:39 PM »
I like how you don't care how you look.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3987 on: November 14, 2023, 04:04:21 PM »
Good lord you guys are making this round impossible to judge…..there’s a legit four or five winners so far.

I’ll let this go until tomorrow, but man….. :rollin
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3988 on: November 14, 2023, 05:08:04 PM »
Your butt does a great job maximizing the available space in that chair.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3989 on: November 14, 2023, 05:09:39 PM »
Hey, what a great lag! It all but went in.
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