Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174448 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3920 on:** November 09, 2023, 04:06:00 PM »

Quote from: Podaar on November 09, 2023, 04:04:56 PM

Quote from: jingle.boy on November 09, 2023, 04:02:16 PM
Is that Chianti?

<damn… Gregg beat me to it!>

Ha ha, you posted that while I was editing my text.

Damn you… the Chianti bit was NOT in your first post.

Podaar · « **Reply #3921 on:** November 09, 2023, 04:08:50 PM »

I’m keeping it though since I thought of it myself

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3922 on:** November 09, 2023, 04:25:32 PM »

I feel great after soaking in that tub of warm almond milk all night last night.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #3923 on:** November 10, 2023, 07:39:34 AM »

Sorry, just feeling a little salty today.

Stadler · « **Reply #3924 on:** November 10, 2023, 07:41:06 AM »

So I've really been having a lot of luck with my new diet of corn, barley and oats.

TAC · « **Reply #3925 on:** November 10, 2023, 07:42:06 AM »

Dinner's on me!

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3926 on:** November 10, 2023, 09:06:20 AM »

‘I really enjoy it when someone goes down on me.’

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3927 on:** November 10, 2023, 09:23:48 AM »

You know what pairs well with me? Freedom.

Stadler · « **Reply #3928 on:** November 10, 2023, 10:12:42 AM »

Ba-da-ba-ba-ba.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3929 on:** November 10, 2023, 10:50:22 AM »

Do you think you could drive a little more cautiously please? All this shaking and bumping is really making my muscles tender

Indiscipline · « **Reply #3930 on:** November 10, 2023, 11:38:00 AM »

Sure, I'd love to see your and your brother's secret holy place.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3931 on:** November 10, 2023, 02:44:24 PM »

Quote from: Stadler on November 10, 2023, 07:41:06 AM

So I've really been having a lot of luck with my new diet of corn, barley and oats.

This one made me chuckle more than everything else and is the winner, Indiscipline was close in 2nd place.

Stadler · « **Reply #3932 on:** November 10, 2023, 02:57:10 PM »

Quote from: Jamesman42 on November 10, 2023, 02:44:24 PM

Quote from: Stadler on November 10, 2023, 07:41:06 AM
So I've really been having a lot of luck with my new diet of corn, barley and oats.

This one made me chuckle more than everything else and is the winner, Indiscipline was close in 2nd place.

Did anyone get the hidden meaning?

(That's what they feed lambs. The Silence of the Lambs? Hannibal Lector?)

Yo! The best presents is presence!

Standings:
Jingle.boy - 75
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 35
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking, Jamesman - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

New scene: Things you shouldn't say to your child's teacher.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #3933 on:** November 10, 2023, 06:20:30 PM »

Listen, I know that you have a degree in your field, which some people take to mean that you have some expertise, but I am a member in good standing of Zion Progressive Primitive Baptist Apostolic Church.

TAC · « **Reply #3934 on:** November 10, 2023, 06:22:42 PM »

Did you tell my son you'd show his father your ass?

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3935 on:** November 10, 2023, 08:10:25 PM »

He's allowed to text me during your class, I said so.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3936 on:** November 10, 2023, 10:22:37 PM »

A for anal?

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3937 on:** November 11, 2023, 04:56:48 AM »

But did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

We don't teach "New Science", do we?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3938 on:** November 11, 2023, 09:24:40 AM »

Is there anything Ican do for 'extra credit'?

Now that you've crossed my eyes....you mind if I dot those T's?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3939 on:** November 11, 2023, 03:42:59 PM »

My son said you had an nice ass. You didn't disappoint.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3940 on:** November 11, 2023, 04:29:23 PM »

Sure wouldn’t mind receiving some private, corporal punishment?

That outfit you’re wearing gave me an immediate detention

TAC · « **Reply #3941 on:** November 11, 2023, 05:09:40 PM »

I'd like to double space your margins.

wolfking · « **Reply #3942 on:** November 11, 2023, 05:23:20 PM »

So........do you like Dream Theater?

After meeting you I can see why my son is always happy to stay back for detention. Room for one more?

Podaar · « **Reply #3943 on:** November 12, 2023, 05:12:20 AM »

*gasp* Junior said you were fat, but good lord woman, you're like a carnival attraction. And maybe shave a gap between your eyebrows. Still, you don't sweat much.

Stadler · « **Reply #3944 on:** November 12, 2023, 08:01:10 AM »

Quote from: Podaar on November 12, 2023, 05:12:20 AM

*gasp* Junior said you were fat, but good lord woman, you're like a carnival attraction. And maybe shave a gap between your eyebrows. Still, you don't sweat much.

Haha. Win.

Podaar · « **Reply #3945 on:** November 13, 2023, 06:34:01 AM »

Thanks, Stads!

Standings:
Jingle.boy - 75
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 36
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking, Jamesman - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

New scene: What Alfred does in the BatCave™ while Batman is away.

lonestar · « **Reply #3946 on:** November 13, 2023, 06:57:58 AM »

Makes porn.. Bat Porn...

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3947 on:** November 13, 2023, 07:22:08 AM »

He masterBATes

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3948 on:** November 13, 2023, 07:23:16 AM »

Cleans up guano.

Lonk · « **Reply #3949 on:** November 13, 2023, 07:43:33 AM »

Works on his Gangsta rap album

Indiscipline · « **Reply #3950 on:** November 13, 2023, 08:05:55 AM »

Plans his new move as the Joker.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3951 on:** November 13, 2023, 08:50:40 AM »

Films his Only Fans with Robin

Stadler · « **Reply #3952 on:** November 13, 2023, 09:56:57 AM »

Posts on DTF as "TAC".

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3953 on:** November 13, 2023, 10:01:49 AM »

Crafts guano pottery to sell at local flea markets

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #3954 on:** November 13, 2023, 10:24:59 AM »

Keeps working on his tell-all book, spending a lot of time on the chapters on his time training with Bruce Lee.

News: Track-by-track video for Untethered Angel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Co1_h0GtAw

Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174448 times)