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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3885 on: November 02, 2023, 09:02:27 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3886 on: November 02, 2023, 09:04:24 AM »
Running our Country
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3887 on: November 02, 2023, 09:05:53 AM »
And I believe we can already give gmillerdrake this bout
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3888 on: November 02, 2023, 09:10:51 AM »
Anything that might result in "jiggling"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3889 on: November 02, 2023, 09:12:59 AM »
Rubbing baby oil on each other.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3890 on: November 02, 2023, 09:20:52 AM »
Hosting a lemon party
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3891 on: November 02, 2023, 09:40:08 AM »
Driving
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3892 on: November 02, 2023, 10:36:43 AM »
Mosh pit.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3893 on: November 02, 2023, 11:21:55 AM »
Walking their alligator in a park.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3894 on: November 02, 2023, 12:53:04 PM »
Taking a goatse picture.

*waits for TAC to azk*
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3895 on: November 02, 2023, 02:27:18 PM »
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3896 on: November 02, 2023, 03:19:02 PM »
Going streaking in the quad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3897 on: November 02, 2023, 03:31:18 PM »
Sharing teeth.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3898 on: November 02, 2023, 06:17:38 PM »
Dropping their pants to let the wind on the beach spray water into their anus and then hang crabs on their nipples. I hate it here.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3899 on: November 03, 2023, 06:28:41 AM »
Pole vaulting

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3900 on: November 03, 2023, 07:53:35 AM »
Tending gardens

Making common sense.

<#couldntresist>
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3901 on: November 03, 2023, 08:09:27 AM »
Using emojis.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3902 on: November 03, 2023, 08:23:08 AM »
Recording dance moves to post on Tik Tok
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3903 on: November 03, 2023, 09:01:06 AM »
Quote from: XJDenton on November 03, 2023, 08:09:27 AM
Using emojis.

"Oh really?! I thought it was soft-serve, chocolate ice cream..."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3904 on: November 03, 2023, 09:09:00 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on November 03, 2023, 07:53:35 AM
Tending gardens

Making common sense.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3905 on: November 03, 2023, 09:15:55 PM »
Quote from: Podaar on November 03, 2023, 09:01:06 AM
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Using emojis.

"Oh really?! I thought it was soft-serve, chocolate ice cream..."

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3906 on: November 06, 2023, 07:45:46 AM »
Quote from: faizoff on November 02, 2023, 09:20:52 AM
Hosting a lemon party

I don't really know what a lemon party is, but I'll take it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3907 on: November 06, 2023, 08:51:59 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3908 on: November 06, 2023, 09:23:03 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3909 on: November 06, 2023, 09:48:18 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3910 on: November 06, 2023, 10:20:27 AM »
Standings:
Jingle.boy - 75
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 35
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
Stadler - 24
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1






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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3911 on: November 06, 2023, 02:38:08 PM »
Hi Mr. President, you are stinky farthead. (Apply this to which president you want)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3912 on: November 06, 2023, 03:00:28 PM »
Pretty much any conversation I'd have with Margot Robbie.   Where do you want me to start? 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3913 on: November 07, 2023, 08:15:32 AM »
I'll sit this one out.  I didn't even use toddler speak with my kids when they were toddlers.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3914 on: November 09, 2023, 02:54:35 PM »
Quote from: Jamesman42 on November 06, 2023, 02:38:08 PM
Hi Mr. President, you are stinky farthead. (Apply this to which president you want)

The winner by default, no one wants to talk like a toddler. Next time I'll make it a pornstar.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3915 on: November 09, 2023, 03:06:15 PM »
Yo! The best presents is presence!

Standings:
Jingle.boy - 75
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 35
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
Stadler - 24
TempusVox - 23
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Cool Chris - 19
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Zydar, El Barto, wolfking, Jamesman - 7
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DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline -  2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1






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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3916 on: November 09, 2023, 03:39:32 PM »
Bite me.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3917 on: November 09, 2023, 04:01:25 PM »
I’ve got a can of fava beans and a nice Chianti in my pack. Just take them!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3918 on: November 09, 2023, 04:02:16 PM »
Is that Chianti?

<damn… Gregg beat me to it!>
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3919 on: November 09, 2023, 04:04:56 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on November 09, 2023, 04:02:16 PM
Is that Chianti?

<damn… Gregg beat me to it!>

Ha ha, you posted that while I was editing my text.
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