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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3745 on: September 12, 2023, 07:59:02 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on September 12, 2023, 05:33:06 AM
Marital Duties -- starring Chris Farley

Mental image of him crashing through the coffee table in one of those Matt Foley sketches...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3746 on: September 12, 2023, 08:02:22 AM »
Where is my Bookmark?  starring Abe Vigoda
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3747 on: September 12, 2023, 08:02:56 AM »
The Landscaper Josie Wales - Clint Eastwood


The Gang That Couldn't Shit Straight (A Morning Dump) - Robert DeNiro
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3748 on: September 12, 2023, 09:14:29 AM »
Contact - starring Sandy Duncan
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3749 on: September 12, 2023, 09:23:35 AM »
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Contact - starring Sandy Duncan

Oh, snap!!!!  :)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3750 on: September 12, 2023, 10:51:21 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3751 on: September 12, 2023, 10:58:08 AM »
Hands in hot water - Bobcat Goldthwait.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3752 on: September 12, 2023, 11:31:18 AM »
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Quote from: Podaar on September 12, 2023, 09:14:29 AM
Contact - starring Sandy Duncan

Oh, snap!!!!  :)

You get me, you really get me!  :biggrin:
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3753 on: September 12, 2023, 01:35:07 PM »
My Solitary Night At The Theater-Paul Reubens
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3754 on: September 12, 2023, 01:39:19 PM »
Stubbed my Toe - Jennifer Grey

Tripping Over Laundry - Michael J. Fox

Mad a Joke, No One Laughed - Drew Carey

Trimmin my Moustache - Geraldo Rivera
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3755 on: September 12, 2023, 03:56:57 PM »
Put my Belt On, starring David Carridane
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3756 on: September 12, 2023, 04:01:56 PM »
Oh my goodness gracious.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3757 on: September 12, 2023, 04:06:36 PM »
Being awesome  - Charlie Sheen.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3758 on: September 13, 2023, 04:55:20 AM »
Takin my underwear off - with Kevin Spacey
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3759 on: September 13, 2023, 05:42:17 AM »
Adventures in Babysitting - Starring Elizabeth Shue
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3760 on: September 13, 2023, 05:45:45 AM »
Laundry (Nothing to Wear) - Scarlett Johansson
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3761 on: September 13, 2023, 08:13:37 AM »
This has turned into a good round.  Lot's of... shall we say "bold" suggestions!  :) :) :)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3762 on: September 13, 2023, 08:17:01 AM »
Could you please pass the jelly? - starring TAC
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3763 on: September 13, 2023, 08:19:47 AM »
Morning calisthenics - Ron Jeremy
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3764 on: September 13, 2023, 08:27:13 AM »
Really solid entries, going to be very hard to pick. I'll pick in the evening.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3765 on: September 13, 2023, 08:27:44 AM »
Quote from: Kinger on September 13, 2023, 08:19:47 AM
Morning calisthenics - Ron Jeremy
He just does the helicopter.  That's enough for him.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3766 on: September 13, 2023, 08:57:40 AM »
Bedtime Snacks and Stories - Michael Jackson

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3767 on: September 13, 2023, 10:43:17 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on September 13, 2023, 08:17:01 AM
Could you please pass the jelly? - starring TAC


Quote from: Kinger on September 13, 2023, 08:19:47 AM
Morning calisthenics - Ron Jeremy



I think you guys have these confused..
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3768 on: September 13, 2023, 10:45:35 PM »

All great entries, going to award points to some of my favorites and the winner takes 2 pts



DragonAttack - 1 pt
My Solitary Night At The Theater-Paul Reubens

jingle.boy - 1 pt
Trimmin my Moustache - Geraldo Rivera

Jamesman42 - 1 pt
Put my Belt On, starring David Carridane

gmillerdrake - 1 pt
Adventures in Babysitting - Starring Elizabeth Shue


Winner!
hefdaddy42 - 2 pts
Where is my Bookmark?  starring Abe Vigoda
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3769 on: September 18, 2023, 11:06:01 AM »
Ahem...
Winner announced. Its the hefster
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3770 on: September 18, 2023, 02:05:32 PM »
Sorry!

Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
Kinger- 31 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, faizoff  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene:

Rejected titles for the Rolling Stones' new album.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3771 on: September 18, 2023, 02:21:06 PM »
Hey, Those Are My Teeth
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3772 on: September 18, 2023, 02:59:56 PM »
40 Cricks

You know. Because they are old.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3773 on: September 18, 2023, 04:07:06 PM »
Wheelchairs and Walkers

Ensure: The Sweet Taste of Life

Pressure: Variations in the Blood

Sand: The Stones have Been Rolled
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3774 on: September 18, 2023, 04:45:13 PM »
Say no to drugs.

Sympathy for the Angels

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3775 on: September 18, 2023, 04:48:27 PM »
Arthritic Fingers

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3776 on: September 18, 2023, 05:34:35 PM »
Get off My Lawn Seats
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3777 on: September 18, 2023, 05:51:15 PM »
Nukes, Cockroaches & The Rolling Stones.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3778 on: September 18, 2023, 05:59:46 PM »
Incontinence Rescue
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3779 on: September 18, 2023, 06:10:24 PM »
Going Downhill
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