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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3710 on: September 02, 2023, 02:51:47 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3711 on: September 02, 2023, 04:15:30 PM »
"Nostalgia is just the ability to forget the things that sucked" - Nelson DeMille, 'Up Country'

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3712 on: September 02, 2023, 04:22:59 PM »
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“Does that offend you as a Jew?”

“No, it offends me as a comedian.”
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3713 on: September 02, 2023, 04:33:02 PM »
Exactly. Lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3714 on: September 02, 2023, 04:33:27 PM »
I don't get it.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3715 on: September 02, 2023, 05:09:17 PM »
Those aren't buoys!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3716 on: September 02, 2023, 05:17:24 PM »
Double post.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3717 on: September 02, 2023, 06:11:24 PM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3718 on: September 02, 2023, 06:15:37 PM »
The Root (canal) of All Evil

 :lol

I like that!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3719 on: September 03, 2023, 06:43:19 AM »
A Nightmare to Remember

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3720 on: September 03, 2023, 06:58:40 AM »
Strapping Young Lad - Relentless

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3721 on: September 03, 2023, 06:59:30 AM »
The Jaws theme.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3722 on: September 04, 2023, 05:31:07 AM »

The Seinfeld theme song.

I think I was tucked.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3723 on: September 05, 2023, 12:05:09 PM »
Anarchy Club - Get Clean

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3724 on: September 05, 2023, 02:06:09 PM »
Johnny Cash - Hurt
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3725 on: September 05, 2023, 02:08:41 PM »
Orgasmatron - Motorhead

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3726 on: September 05, 2023, 02:14:32 PM »
Goodbye Horses - Q Lazzarus

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3727 on: September 05, 2023, 08:19:27 PM »
Orgasmatron - Motorhead

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!! :lol

As much as I love Phil Taylor, Pete Gill is a steamroller on this.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3728 on: September 06, 2023, 08:23:18 AM »
1 pt for Jaws, Seinfeld, Poundcake, Jawbreaker and… ‘Unfinished Sweet’ is the ultimate.  Crazy me actually listens to it frequently before dentist visits, and it’s my earworm while in the chair. 

That said….I abhor cookie monster vocals, and the lyrics of this one fit the bill perfectly

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That's gold, Vmadera00!  Gold!  ;)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3729 on: September 06, 2023, 08:43:54 AM »


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Kinger- 31 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
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Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
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Your neighbor is putting up his Halloween decoration on his front yard. To show him you don't like his decoration, you....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3730 on: September 06, 2023, 08:46:01 AM »
Buy a piece of plywood and put it in your front yard and paint....

THIS GUY'S DECORATIONS SUCK!
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3731 on: September 06, 2023, 08:50:16 AM »
Put his name, email, and address into every evangelical, Mormon, and Jehovas Witness website I can find so they can go to his house and show him the error of his ways.





Put up m Christmas lights... Thousands of them...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3732 on: September 06, 2023, 08:56:09 AM »
Take a crap in his front yard. 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3733 on: September 06, 2023, 09:44:30 AM »
Get the flamethrower.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3734 on: September 06, 2023, 10:46:34 AM »
Put on a William Shatner mask and head to my knife drawer...

Take a dump in his pumpkin.


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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3735 on: September 06, 2023, 11:14:37 AM »
Can't participate.  I like my neighbors and their Halloween decorations.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3736 on: September 06, 2023, 11:19:15 AM »
..Put a giant banner ..

Free decorations next door!
Take as many as you like, take them all, limited time offer!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3737 on: September 06, 2023, 11:36:17 AM »
Wear a Halloween mask….convince his wife you are him…..and sleep with her.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3738 on: September 11, 2023, 08:57:12 PM »
Oops, forgot to pick a winner

..Put a giant banner ..

Free decorations next door!
Take as many as you like, take them all, limited time offer!
Winner!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3739 on: September 11, 2023, 09:12:47 PM »
Sweet!

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Kinger- 31 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
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You perform a very mundane task that is now being turned into a movie or mini series.
What's it called?
You get bonus points for casting the right actor.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3740 on: September 11, 2023, 09:53:48 PM »
Fear the Shart... starring Amber Heard
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3741 on: September 12, 2023, 05:24:54 AM »
What's on the Washing Line? - Starring Simon Pegg.

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« Reply #3742 on: September 12, 2023, 05:33:06 AM »
Marital Duties -- starring Chris Farley
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« Reply #3743 on: September 12, 2023, 07:11:04 AM »
Breakfast Feast and the Sausage Beast - Starring Guy Fieri.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3744 on: September 12, 2023, 07:17:11 AM »
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