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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3675 on: August 31, 2023, 12:14:36 PM »
Yeah, the responses to the events of today have been a helluva lot funnier than this thread has been for years.  :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3676 on: August 31, 2023, 12:54:15 PM »
For reals  :lol
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3677 on: August 31, 2023, 01:30:23 PM »
Quote from: Kinger on August 30, 2023, 06:40:10 PM
For overtime.

2 Wicked pornstars blow the captains. First to cum, looses in overtime.

The scene was to get more women interested in watching, not men!  ;) :lol

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...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3678 on: August 31, 2023, 01:35:36 PM »
Quote from: El Barto on August 31, 2023, 12:14:36 PM
Yeah, the responses to the events of today have been a helluva lot funnier than this thread has been for years.  :lol

That's because we dearth of participation from you and Silent Ham.

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that's fine.. i'll see myself out. just one question: what would jesus do?

Hey you've gotta win a round before you get a turn! 

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3679 on: August 31, 2023, 08:05:55 PM »
Quote from: TAC on August 30, 2023, 06:55:30 PM
Every month is breast cancer month.

Alright fellas, let's end this. You're up TAC.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3680 on: August 31, 2023, 08:10:57 PM »
Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 30 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 18
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BlobVanDam, Soupytwist - 8
Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
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Next scene..

Upon being told that Mike Portnoy was rejoining Dream Theater, Jesus said...
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3681 on: August 31, 2023, 08:11:18 PM »
That's sexist. And funny.

Which is the point. It's a joke. Now what we believe. Congratulations Tim.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3682 on: August 31, 2023, 08:51:55 PM »
"For my dad's sake, don't let him sing."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3683 on: August 31, 2023, 09:56:39 PM »
“I’ve known that for almost two thousand years. I’m still waiting for someone to tell me what in ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ ‘whahibro pickingant’ means.”
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3684 on: August 31, 2023, 11:33:59 PM »
Welp……time to go grab my sled and get down to hell……should be nice and froze by the time I get there.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3685 on: August 31, 2023, 11:41:12 PM »
 - He wouldn't say anything, he'd just be cross.

- "Now that's a real miracle"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3686 on: August 31, 2023, 11:58:05 PM »
Do you think everyone will survive?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3687 on: September 01, 2023, 12:02:52 AM »
HOLY ASS AND BALLS!!!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3688 on: September 01, 2023, 03:02:36 AM »
Jesus : Father!
God : S'up son.
Jesus : Portnoy has rejoin Dream Theater.  I must see them live, but I have no money - could I have an advance on my pocket money?
God : No son you've gotta earn your $.  Why don't you do perform some of your 'miracles' for cash?
Jesus : Street magic has come on quite a way since I was last here, making fish ain't going to cut it anymore.
God : Sell your Frankincense?
Jesus : Can't sell scent unless it branded like Jimmy Choo or Coco Chanel.
God : Myrrh?
Jesus : It's 2023 and still no one knows what the hell Myrrh is.
God : Oh look here I've find a site online that'll buy all your unwanted Gold!
Jesus : Awesome!  I'll do that, buy the tickets and round up a new bunch of disciples.
God : Any women disciples this time?
Jesus : Fuck no.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3689 on: September 01, 2023, 04:25:31 AM »
Michael, I expect our picture together on Facebook for my birthday. 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3690 on: September 01, 2023, 05:10:42 AM »
"Who?"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3691 on: September 01, 2023, 06:38:51 AM »
"Shit, that means Neal Morse will have more time to bother me."
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3692 on: September 01, 2023, 06:59:40 AM »
They need to replace James.

When are they coming to the Philippines? 
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3693 on: September 01, 2023, 08:23:36 AM »
“I feel like I’ve died and gone to Heaven!”
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3694 on: September 01, 2023, 08:43:34 AM »
-They were better with Mangini...
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3695 on: September 01, 2023, 08:45:10 AM »
I hope they play in Chile
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3696 on: September 01, 2023, 08:46:58 AM »
"this will make for a great new bible book"
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3697 on: September 01, 2023, 08:56:41 AM »
First this and now people keep asking me to get Styx and Dennis DeYoung back together... What do they think I am, a miracle worker?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3698 on: September 01, 2023, 10:47:07 AM »
Father forgive them for they know not what they do.....
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3699 on: September 01, 2023, 11:06:14 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3700 on: September 01, 2023, 12:08:44 PM »
"That's not what I would do..."   ;) :) :)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3701 on: September 01, 2023, 05:55:33 PM »
"don't make jokes about anything that might be slightly offensive"

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3702 on: September 02, 2023, 04:30:06 AM »
Quote from: DragonAttack on September 01, 2023, 08:23:36 AM
“I feel like I’ve died and gone to Heaven!”

I’m going with this one!

Winnah!!
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3703 on: September 02, 2023, 12:57:11 PM »
(Woot!  Woot!  I'll slip you a twenty under the table next weekend :D)

Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
Kinger- 31 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist - 8
Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, faizoff, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

(I might give this some extra time due to this being Labor Day weekend here)

Next scene.....

A song (or songs) you don't want to hear during your already uncomfortable one hour 'visit' with a dentist / dental hygienist.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3704 on: September 02, 2023, 01:33:07 PM »
AC/DC-Kicked In the Teeth
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3705 on: September 02, 2023, 02:14:13 PM »
Windrose- Diggy Diggy Hole... bonus points if the dentist is under 5'5"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3706 on: September 02, 2023, 02:21:18 PM »
Alice Cooper-Unfinished Sweet
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3707 on: September 02, 2023, 02:31:51 PM »
Van Halen - Poundcake
Pantera - Mouth For War
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3708 on: September 02, 2023, 02:40:29 PM »
Judas Priest - Jawbreaker
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3709 on: September 02, 2023, 02:47:44 PM »
Take Me - Kiss

The Seinfeld theme song.
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