Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

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El Barto

Yeah, the responses to the events of today have been a helluva lot funnier than this thread has been for years.  :lol

lonestar


DragonAttack

Quote from: Kinger on August 30, 2023, 05:40:10 PM
For overtime.

2 Wicked pornstars blow the captains. First to cum, looses in overtime.

The scene was to get more women interested in watching, not men!  ;) :lol

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Instead of four replays after every first down, show locker room footage throughout of various players getting naked before the games.

For player info, always list name, number, school, height, weight, guesstimated penis size (when erect), marital status, and Zodiac sign.

Play better football.
Quote from: frogprog on January 05, 2023, 05:45:48 PM...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen discography thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!
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Podaar

Quote from: El Barto on August 31, 2023, 11:14:36 AM
Yeah, the responses to the events of today have been a helluva lot funnier than this thread has been for years.  :lol

That's because we dearth of participation from you and Silent Ham.

Quote from: soupytwist on August 31, 2023, 10:41:28 AM
Quote from: TheHoveringSojourn808 on August 31, 2023, 07:02:40 AM


that's fine.. i'll see myself out. just one question: what would jesus do?

Hey you've gotta win a round before you get a turn! 

:lol

Cool Chris

Quote from: TAC on August 30, 2023, 05:55:30 PM
Every month is breast cancer month.

Alright fellas, let's end this. You're up TAC.
Maybe the grass is greener on the other side because you're not over there fucking it up.

TAC

Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 30 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 18
Cool Chris - 18
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist - 8
Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, faizoff, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1


Next scene..

Upon being told that Mike Portnoy was rejoining Dream Theater, Jesus said...
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

King Postwhore

That's sexist. And funny.

Which is the point. It's a joke. Now what we believe. Congratulations Tim.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Cool Chris

"For my dad's sake, don't let him sing."
Maybe the grass is greener on the other side because you're not over there fucking it up.

DragonAttack

#3683
"I've known that for almost two thousand years. I'm still waiting for someone to tell me what in 'Hell's Kitchen' 'whahibro pickingant' means."
Quote from: frogprog on January 05, 2023, 05:45:48 PM...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen discography thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!
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gmillerdrake

Welp......time to go grab my sled and get down to hell......should be nice and froze by the time I get there.

soupytwist

 - He wouldn't say anything, he'd just be cross.

- "Now that's a real miracle"


wolfking


ProgMasterMind92


soupytwist

Jesus : Father!
God : S'up son.
Jesus : Portnoy has rejoin Dream Theater.  I must see them live, but I have no money - could I have an advance on my pocket money?
God : No son you've gotta earn your $.  Why don't you do perform some of your 'miracles' for cash?
Jesus : Street magic has come on quite a way since I was last here, making fish ain't going to cut it anymore.
God : Sell your Frankincense?
Jesus : Can't sell scent unless it branded like Jimmy Choo or Coco Chanel.
God : Myrrh?
Jesus : It's 2023 and still no one knows what the hell Myrrh is.
God : Oh look here I've find a site online that'll buy all your unwanted Gold!
Jesus : Awesome!  I'll do that, buy the tickets and round up a new bunch of disciples.
God : Any women disciples this time?
Jesus : Fuck no.

King Postwhore

Michael, I expect our picture together on Facebook for my birthday. 
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

XJDenton

"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."
― Terry Pratchett

Podaar

"Shit, that means Neal Morse will have more time to bother me."

Stadler

They need to replace James.

When are they coming to the Philippines? 

DragonAttack

"I feel like I've died and gone to Heaven!"
Quote from: frogprog on January 05, 2023, 05:45:48 PM...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen discography thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!
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lonestar


faizoff


Lonk

"this will make for a great new bible book"

Cool Chris

First this and now people keep asking me to get Styx and Dennis DeYoung back together... What do they think I am, a miracle worker?
Maybe the grass is greener on the other side because you're not over there fucking it up.

gmillerdrake

Father forgive them for they know not what they do.....

hefdaddy42

Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

Stadler


Jamesman42

"don't make jokes about anything that might be slightly offensive"

\o\ lol /o/

TAC

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

DragonAttack

#3703
(Woot!  Woot!  I'll slip you a twenty under the table next weekend :D)

Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
Kinger- 31 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist - 8
Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, faizoff, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

(I might give this some extra time due to this being Labor Day weekend here)

Next scene.....

A song (or songs) you don't want to hear during your already uncomfortable one hour 'visit' with a dentist / dental hygienist.
Quote from: frogprog on January 05, 2023, 05:45:48 PM...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen discography thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!
QUEEN DISCOGRAPHY      "www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php/topic,57201.0.html"

TAC

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

lonestar

Windrose- Diggy Diggy Hole... bonus points if the dentist is under 5'5"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU

TAC

Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

faizoff

Van Halen - Poundcake
Pantera - Mouth For War

Cool Chris

Maybe the grass is greener on the other side because you're not over there fucking it up.

King Postwhore

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.