Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes

[TAC]

Toto, we're not in Kansas City anymore.

[TAC]

I'm gonna make him a credit card offer he can't refuse.

[Jamesman42]

Aim for the George Bushes!

[faizoff]

I'll be back tomorrow.

Get your chapped ass to Mars

It's not a potato tumor!

[Cool Chris]

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets his buffalo wings."

[gmillerdrake]

I’m your Huckleberry Finn

[Podaar]

“I have been — and always shall be — your girlfriend.”

“Hulk smash like!”

“Nobody puts Baby powder in a corner”

[King Postwhore]

Evil will always triumph, because good Tim is dumb.

[gmillerdrake]

I’ll be back sometime

[King Postwhore]

It's an 88 Magnum.  This goes through armor. And through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside, and through a Ginsu.

[Jamesman42]

One does not simply moonwalk into Mordor.

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your back door.

[faizoff]

One does not simply moonwalk into Mordor.

 

Lmao this would have been my pick easily lol.

[King Postwhore]

That is amazing!

[TAC]

I didn't get it.

[King Postwhore]

I didn't get it.

You suck.

[TAC]

I didn't get it.

You suck.

Oh, now that I get!

[King Postwhore]

 

[Jamesman42]

I didn't get it.

[King Postwhore]

Perfection. 

[hefdaddy42]

Here's looking at you, stupid kid.

[Stadler]

“Keep your friends close, but your enemies girlfriends closer.” (The Godfather II)

"If you build it, he will come hard." (Field of Dreams)

"Carpe diem. Seize the day drinking, boys." (Dead Poet's Society)

"Whitney Houston, we have a problem." (Apollo 13)

"Is this your kingschmegland?"  (Black Panther)

"You make me want to be a better mailman."  (As Good As It Gets)

[soupytwist]

Stads Whitney Houston nearly snuck it at the end, but it has to be Moonwalk to Mordor.

Your up Jamesman42

[Jamesman42]

Updated standings:

Jingle.boy - 74
gmillerdrake - 54
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 30 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo, hefdaddy42 - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist - 8
Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, Jamesman - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold,  - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, faizoff, XJDenton -  3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next topic: You get to ask God or Satan one question and they have to answer truthfully. What do you ask them?

[PMSummer]

"God, did you really create Mondays, or was that Satan's idea?"

[TAC]

"When you guys to tempt someone, do you do rock, paper, scissors to see who gets the right shoulder and who gets the left?"

[King Postwhore]

Who's better at ping pong?

[Cool Chris]

God, what does the H stand for in Jesus' middle name?

[jingle.boy]

God, what does the H stand for in Jesus' middle name?

Everyone knows it's Horatio

[King Postwhore]

But dad!  I thought I was Jesus Christ?

[gmillerdrake]

How specific do I need to be about damning ‘it’?

[soupytwist]

- Hey God, does it annoy you Satan has all the best tunes?

- What you called 'The Immaculate Conception' was Rohypnol really wasn't it?

- Why does God need a starship?

[Podaar]

I assume you two assholes have met?

[Lonk]

So, why are the fun factory and the garbage factory so close to each other?

[hefdaddy42]

So, what's the deal with the platypus?

[Stadler]

Where's Jimmy Hoffa?