Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174472 times)

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3395 on:** July 31, 2023, 08:17:17 PM »

Rid the yard of dog poo using chop sticks

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3396 on:** August 02, 2023, 08:47:23 AM »

Refresh the Scenes From a Hat Thread on the Family Computer to see if Bill picks a winner this year

Stadler · « **Reply #3397 on:** August 02, 2023, 10:23:02 AM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on August 02, 2023, 08:47:23 AM

Refresh the Scenes From a Hat Thread on the Family Computer to see if Bill picks a winner this year

HAHAHA, I'll give that one the nod, just because it strikes close to home!!!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3398 on:** August 02, 2023, 11:46:32 AM »

Ha! Since it's been a hot minute since I've won one I'll take it.....

Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 53
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 28 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Jamesman - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene: Things you can say about your job/work but not about your significant other.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3399 on:** August 02, 2023, 11:47:54 AM »

It sucks, hard.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3400 on:** August 02, 2023, 12:03:09 PM »

I'm just glad I don't have Tim as a team-mate.

Podaar · « **Reply #3401 on:** August 02, 2023, 01:08:09 PM »

Well, I only do it half days Tuesday through Thursday, all day Friday, with the weekend and Monday off.

I'm soliciting a buyer of my interest so I can retire.

After 45 plus years, I've had enough.

TAC · « **Reply #3402 on:** August 02, 2023, 01:33:11 PM »

At least I know when I'm getting off.

Stadler · « **Reply #3403 on:** August 02, 2023, 01:36:21 PM »

I'm getting paid for getting f-----d.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3404 on:** August 02, 2023, 02:13:03 PM »

Can't this be done over Zoom?

The benefits are shit.

TAC · « **Reply #3405 on:** August 02, 2023, 02:35:12 PM »

My boss likes me to come early.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3406 on:** August 02, 2023, 03:02:27 PM »

Oral skills are not practiced or utilized enough.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3407 on:** August 02, 2023, 03:06:02 PM »

There sure is a lot of fat in the organization.

TAC · « **Reply #3408 on:** August 02, 2023, 05:25:01 PM »

Can't wait for lunchtime at the cafeteria so I can finally get a decent meal.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3409 on:** August 02, 2023, 09:16:59 PM »

I have to do everything manually around here.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3410 on:** August 03, 2023, 02:04:36 AM »

I dread entering every time, and can’t wait to pull out

XJDenton · « **Reply #3411 on:** August 03, 2023, 02:45:56 AM »

It's a mom and pop type.

Podaar · « **Reply #3412 on:** August 03, 2023, 10:44:24 AM »

It’s not very demanding.

Stadler · « **Reply #3413 on:** August 03, 2023, 10:45:32 AM »

It's a matrix environment.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3414 on:** August 03, 2023, 11:25:37 AM »

It's always chaotic, and I find it best just to keep my mouth shut most of the time.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3415 on:** August 03, 2023, 01:45:23 PM »

Right out of the gate you all were playing catch up......and while there were some good ones.....Tim takes it home with this one.

Quote from: TAC on August 02, 2023, 01:33:11 PM

At least I know when I'm getting off.

You're up Tim! Update the Standings and post a new scene.....

TAC · « **Reply #3416 on:** August 03, 2023, 05:29:25 PM »

Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 53
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 28 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
TAC - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Jamesman - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene: A farmer is in his barn talking to the animals. His jealous wife hides behind the silo, and is convinced he has a mistress in there with him because she hears him say...

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3417 on:** August 03, 2023, 05:42:48 PM »

I want to shave your bush, Gertrude.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3418 on:** August 03, 2023, 06:26:54 PM »

‘When I stick this up your *ss, we’ll find out how hot you really are.’

‘You’re the best ass I’ve ever had.’

‘Be a good girl and suck on it. Oh, yeah, that’s it.’

Cool Chris · « **Reply #3419 on:** August 03, 2023, 06:45:14 PM »

"I am sorry we need to meet in here, but I don't want my wife to think I have a mistress."

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3420 on:** August 03, 2023, 06:55:27 PM »

Atta girl, slurp every last drop out of it.

Quit yer squealing

Get down and stop squirming.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3421 on:** August 03, 2023, 07:31:17 PM »

Let me feed you.

Podaar · « **Reply #3422 on:** August 04, 2023, 05:09:17 AM »

♪♫ She's only seventeen. Daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me. ♫♪

Stadler · « **Reply #3423 on:** August 04, 2023, 08:38:45 AM »

Hmmm... these nipples look awful chafed. Let me put some vaseline on there.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3424 on:** August 04, 2023, 09:46:12 AM »

...I can't ride her....she's disgusting and a pig. You are built for riding, you're graceful and your body is perfect...even when you buck every now and then it's fun and exciting.

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3425 on:** August 04, 2023, 05:46:13 PM »

I love my cock a dude will do.

Podaar · « **Reply #3426 on:** August 05, 2023, 05:44:41 AM »

That's it, lean over the trough...it'll make cleaning up the blood easier.

TAC · « **Reply #3427 on:** August 05, 2023, 06:11:40 AM »

I do have a fave so far, but I'll pick a winner tonight. Let's step it up!!!!!!

XJDenton · « **Reply #3428 on:** August 05, 2023, 11:19:19 AM »

"Do you think this would better in a bed or up against a fence?"

Jamesman42 · « **Reply #3429 on:** August 05, 2023, 05:50:41 PM »

You've been a BAAAAD girl

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Author Topic: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes (Read 174472 times)