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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3360 on: July 26, 2023, 01:26:05 PM »
Quote from: Snow Dog on July 26, 2023, 06:55:22 AM
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I don't know why, but this one made me laugh.   Win.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3361 on: July 27, 2023, 10:24:15 AM »
Thanks!

Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 28 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 21
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Jamesman - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3362 on: July 27, 2023, 10:59:54 AM »
Famous Sean Connery Imitations

An Alchemist (think back to that SNL skit...)

King Misspellings

I'll Blow You (Because it would be funny to hear contestants say "I'll Blow You for $200, Alex" over and over...)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3363 on: July 27, 2023, 11:19:12 AM »
WTF is that?

Sucks & Blows.

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3364 on: July 27, 2023, 11:28:12 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3365 on: July 27, 2023, 11:54:20 AM »
Clinton Associates who’ve Died of “suicide”

Name that MCU Phase

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3366 on: July 27, 2023, 12:22:17 PM »
Taylor Swift Boyfriend Names

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Top Covid Vaccine Side Effects
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3367 on: July 27, 2023, 12:37:02 PM »
University of Utah Heisman Trophy Winners

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3368 on: July 27, 2023, 04:37:19 PM »
Conspiracy Theories Gary Buys Into
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3369 on: July 27, 2023, 05:00:42 PM »
Quote from: Stadler on July 27, 2023, 10:59:54 AM

I'll Blow You (Because it would be funny to hear contestants say "I'll Blow You for $200, Alex" over and over...)

 :lol

I mean, why evn post anything else after this? :lol
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3370 on: July 27, 2023, 05:06:13 PM »
Mothers you’ve banged

The women of DTF (the first category in Jeopardy history with 4 answers)

Bra sizes

Bosk’s most irrational bans.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3371 on: July 27, 2023, 05:31:39 PM »
Tim's Top 10 Winger songs

Jay's legitimate work related gripes

Best DTF Donation Contest prizes

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3372 on: July 28, 2023, 08:36:32 AM »
Douchiest News Anchors

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3373 on: July 28, 2023, 10:34:56 AM »
Quote from: TAC on July 27, 2023, 05:00:42 PM
Quote from: Stadler on July 27, 2023, 10:59:54 AM

I'll Blow You (Because it would be funny to hear contestants say "I'll Blow You for $200, Alex" over and over...)

 :lol

I mean, why evn post anything else after this? :lol

Yeah, this one had me laughing out loud at my kid’s swim lesson yesterday. Boomerang win for the Stads!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3374 on: July 30, 2023, 05:00:09 PM »
Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 28 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Jamesman - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3375 on: July 30, 2023, 05:01:48 PM »
Absolutely anything.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3376 on: July 30, 2023, 05:20:46 PM »
The misses.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3377 on: July 30, 2023, 05:29:31 PM »
Apologizing for doing nothing wrong.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3378 on: July 30, 2023, 05:44:18 PM »
Apologizing for doing something differently than you were expected to do it.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3379 on: July 30, 2023, 06:02:14 PM »
The trash because how in the HELL is it full again already?!?!
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3380 on: July 30, 2023, 06:27:25 PM »
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3381 on: July 30, 2023, 06:46:17 PM »
Scrubbing the shower

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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3382 on: July 30, 2023, 06:47:25 PM »
Buying tampons
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3383 on: July 30, 2023, 08:16:22 PM »
Quote from: Kinger on July 30, 2023, 06:27:25 PM
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.

Fucking the maid is on the to do list?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3384 on: July 30, 2023, 08:17:15 PM »
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Buying tampons

Your time of the month comes around quick mate.  :biggrin:
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3385 on: July 31, 2023, 05:03:12 AM »
Recalibrating the motion detectors and cameras with armorment switch after a landmine is tripped.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3386 on: July 31, 2023, 06:32:13 AM »
Quote from: wolfking on July 30, 2023, 08:16:22 PM
Quote from: Kinger on July 30, 2023, 06:27:25 PM
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.

Fucking the maid is on the to do list?

I think he meant toilet comma lady. I mean who has an actual Toilet Lady? :lol
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3387 on: July 31, 2023, 06:41:28 AM »
Quote from: TAC on July 31, 2023, 06:32:13 AM
Quote from: wolfking on July 30, 2023, 08:16:22 PM
Quote from: Kinger on July 30, 2023, 06:27:25 PM
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.

Fucking the maid is on the to do list?

I think he meant toilet comma lady. I mean who has an actual Toilet Lady? :lol

Who doesn't?
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3388 on: July 31, 2023, 07:38:34 AM »
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3389 on: July 31, 2023, 07:51:25 AM »
Quote from: TAC on July 31, 2023, 06:32:13 AM
Quote from: wolfking on July 30, 2023, 08:16:22 PM
Quote from: Kinger on July 30, 2023, 06:27:25 PM
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.

Fucking the maid is on the to do list?

I think he meant toilet comma lady. I mean who has an actual Toilet Lady? :lol

That might be one of King's better keyboard mishaps!!  :)
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3390 on: July 31, 2023, 05:58:15 PM »
Tongue-polish the toilet.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3391 on: July 31, 2023, 07:05:28 PM »
Begging for your life back.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3392 on: July 31, 2023, 07:33:19 PM »
Quote from: TAC on July 31, 2023, 06:32:13 AM
Quote from: wolfking on July 30, 2023, 08:16:22 PM
Quote from: Kinger on July 30, 2023, 06:27:25 PM
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.

Fucking the maid is on the to do list?

I think he meant toilet comma lady. I mean who has an actual Toilet Lady? :lol

Tim, be a man, dammit.
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3393 on: July 31, 2023, 07:34:33 PM »
Cleaning the toilet lady does not make me less of a man.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Scenes From A Hat v. Rising from the Ashes
« Reply #3394 on: July 31, 2023, 07:49:16 PM »
Quote from: TAC on July 31, 2023, 07:34:33 PM
Cleaning the toilet lady does not make me less of a man.

She'd tell you to get the fuck away. I know that from almost 29 years of marriage. Lol
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