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Stadler

#3360
July 26, 2023, 12:26:05 PM
Quote from: Snow Dog on July 26, 2023, 05:55:22 AM
➗

I don't know why, but this one made me laugh.   Win.

Snow Dog

#3361
July 27, 2023, 09:24:15 AM
Thanks!

Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 28 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 21
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Jamesman - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:  Rejected Jeopardy categories.

Stadler

#3362
July 27, 2023, 09:59:54 AM
Famous Sean Connery Imitations

An Alchemist (think back to that SNL skit...)

King Misspellings

I'll Blow You (Because it would be funny to hear contestants say "I'll Blow You for $200, Alex" over and over...)

King Postwhore

#3363
July 27, 2023, 10:19:12 AM
WTF is that?

Sucks & Blows.

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Jamesman42

#3364
July 27, 2023, 10:28:12 AM
Famous Turds
\o\ lol /o/

gmillerdrake

#3365
July 27, 2023, 10:54:20 AM
Clinton Associates who've Died of "suicide"

Name that MCU Phase

gmillerdrake

#3366
July 27, 2023, 11:22:17 AM
Taylor Swift Boyfriend Names

Spike Lee Movie Flops

Top Covid Vaccine Side Effects

Podaar

#3367
July 27, 2023, 11:37:02 AM
University of Utah Heisman Trophy Winners

BBC weather girls

jingle.boy

#3368
July 27, 2023, 03:37:19 PM
Conspiracy Theories Gary Buys Into
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

TAC

#3369
July 27, 2023, 04:00:42 PM
Quote from: Stadler on July 27, 2023, 09:59:54 AM

I'll Blow You (Because it would be funny to hear contestants say "I'll Blow You for $200, Alex" over and over...)

:lol

I mean, why evn post anything else after this? :lol
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

jingle.boy

#3370
July 27, 2023, 04:06:13 PM
Mothers you've banged

The women of DTF (the first category in Jeopardy history with 4 answers)

Bra sizes

Bosk's most irrational bans.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

wolfking

#3371
July 27, 2023, 04:31:39 PM
Tim's Top 10 Winger songs

Jay's legitimate work related gripes

Best DTF Donation Contest prizes

hefdaddy42

#3372
July 28, 2023, 07:36:32 AM
Douchiest News Anchors

Celebrity Cumsluts

Actresses Too Old For Leonardo DiCaprio To Consider Dating
Quote from: BlobVanDam on December 11, 2014, 08:19:46 PMHef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

Snow Dog

#3373
July 28, 2023, 09:34:56 AM
Quote from: TAC on July 27, 2023, 04:00:42 PM
Quote from: Stadler on July 27, 2023, 09:59:54 AM

I'll Blow You (Because it would be funny to hear contestants say "I'll Blow You for $200, Alex" over and over...)

:lol

I mean, why evn post anything else after this? :lol

Yeah, this one had me laughing out loud at my kid's swim lesson yesterday. Boomerang win for the Stads!

Stadler

#3374
July 30, 2023, 04:00:09 PM
Updated standings:
Jingle.boy - 73
gmillerdrake - 52
Podaar - 34
kingshmegland - 28 (or whoosie whatever)
lonestar - 25
TempusVox - 23
Stadler - 22
Cool Chris - 17
TAC - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, hefdaddy42, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam - 8
Soupytwist, Zydar, El Barto, Vmadera, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Dragon Attack, Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Jamesman - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra -  3
XJDenton, Faizoff, AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 -  2
Indiscipline, Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1

Next scene:  Awful "to-do" jobs around the house...

TAC

#3375
July 30, 2023, 04:01:48 PM
Absolutely anything.
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

wolfking

#3376
July 30, 2023, 04:20:46 PM
The misses.

jingle.boy

#3377
July 30, 2023, 04:29:31 PM
Apologizing for doing nothing wrong.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

Cool Chris

#3378
July 30, 2023, 04:44:18 PM
Apologizing for doing something differently than you were expected to do it.
Maybe the grass is greener on the other side because you're not over there fucking it up.

Jamesman42

#3379
July 30, 2023, 05:02:14 PM
The trash because how in the HELL is it full again already?!?!
\o\ lol /o/

King Postwhore

#3380
July 30, 2023, 05:27:25 PM
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

Snow Dog

#3381
July 30, 2023, 05:46:17 PM
Scrubbing the shower

Raking leaves

Plunging a shit-plugged toilet

TAC

#3382
July 30, 2023, 05:47:25 PM
Buying tampons
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

wolfking

#3383
July 30, 2023, 07:16:22 PM
Quote from: Kinger on July 30, 2023, 05:27:25 PM
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.

Fucking the maid is on the to do list?

wolfking

#3384
July 30, 2023, 07:17:15 PM
Quote from: TAC on July 30, 2023, 05:47:25 PM
Buying tampons

Your time of the month comes around quick mate.  :biggrin:

Podaar

#3385
July 31, 2023, 04:03:12 AM
Recalibrating the motion detectors and cameras with armorment switch after a landmine is tripped.

TAC

#3386
July 31, 2023, 05:32:13 AM
Quote from: wolfking on July 30, 2023, 07:16:22 PM
Quote from: Kinger on July 30, 2023, 05:27:25 PM
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.

Fucking the maid is on the to do list?

I think he meant toilet comma lady. I mean who has an actual Toilet Lady? :lol
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

jingle.boy

#3387
July 31, 2023, 05:41:28 AM
Quote from: TAC on July 31, 2023, 05:32:13 AM
Quote from: wolfking on July 30, 2023, 07:16:22 PM
Quote from: Kinger on July 30, 2023, 05:27:25 PM
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.

Fucking the maid is on the to do list?

I think he meant toilet comma lady. I mean who has an actual Toilet Lady? :lol

Who doesn't?
Quote from: Jamesman42 on September 20, 2024, 12:38:03 PM
Quote from: TAC on September 19, 2024, 05:23:01 PMHow is this even possible? Are we playing or what, people??
So I just checked, and, uh, you are one of the two who haven't sent.
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on September 20, 2024, 12:46:33 PMTim's roulette police card is hereby revoked!

gmillerdrake

#3388
July 31, 2023, 06:38:34 AM
Hand Sift the Kitty Litter Box

Hand Wash Tampons for reuse

Stadler

#3389
July 31, 2023, 06:51:25 AM
Quote from: TAC on July 31, 2023, 05:32:13 AM
Quote from: wolfking on July 30, 2023, 07:16:22 PM
Quote from: Kinger on July 30, 2023, 05:27:25 PM
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.

Fucking the maid is on the to do list?

I think he meant toilet comma lady. I mean who has an actual Toilet Lady? :lol

That might be one of King's better keyboard mishaps!!  :)

Jamesman42

#3390
July 31, 2023, 04:58:15 PM
Tongue-polish the toilet.
\o\ lol /o/

TAC

#3391
July 31, 2023, 06:05:28 PM
Begging for your life back.
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

King Postwhore

#3392
July 31, 2023, 06:33:19 PM
Quote from: TAC on July 31, 2023, 05:32:13 AM
Quote from: wolfking on July 30, 2023, 07:16:22 PM
Quote from: Kinger on July 30, 2023, 05:27:25 PM
Just because my my fire hose is uncontrollable,  doesn't mean I clean the toilet lady.

Fucking the maid is on the to do list?

I think he meant toilet comma lady. I mean who has an actual Toilet Lady? :lol

Tim, be a man, dammit.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

TAC

#3393
July 31, 2023, 06:34:33 PM
Cleaning the toilet lady does not make me less of a man.
Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 09:06:35 AMwould have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: DTwwbwMP on October 10, 2024, 11:26:46 AMDISAPPOINTED.. I hoped for something more along the lines of ADTOE.

King Postwhore

#3394
July 31, 2023, 06:49:16 PM
Quote from: TAC on July 31, 2023, 06:34:33 PM
Cleaning the toilet lady does not make me less of a man.

She'd tell you to get the fuck away. I know that from almost 29 years of marriage. Lol
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.
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